Flying South for the Winter
When daylight saving time ended, your mom high-tailed it to your family’s winter home in Florida—and shed her clothes the second she got there.
Sailing Takes Me Away
That Christopher Cross song could well have been written for your mom, who cherished her trips to the pier—and so did we.
Deliver the Letter, the Sooner the Better
Living in a rural area meant your mom had to go to the end of the driveway to get the mail every morning. Oh what a way to start the day!
She Was Such a Scaredy Cat
Even though your family lived in a safe subdivision, your mom was still worried about burglars—which paid dividends for us one memorable night.
An Apple a Day Since Day One
Your mom was a Steve Jobs disciple from the beginning. She instilled that brand loyalty in you—and even better, your sister.
Autumn in the Great Outdoors
It didn’t have to be hot and humid for your mom to enjoy being in the fresh air—and to wear her most see-through outfits while she was out there.
ABC: Always Be Closing
Your mom took pride in her status as the top-selling realtor in the entire state. We finally figured out how she achieved that status.
From Here, You Can See Russia
Before everyone’s least favorite bespectacled harpie put Alaska back on the map, your mom spent a lot of time there. Scantily clad, of course.
The Original “Dog as Accessory” Girl
Before it became commonplace for celebrities to carry their canines around wherever they go, your mom did it to great effect.
Tennis (and Sundresses) Anyone?
The outfits your mom wore while watching the U.S. Open tennis tournament made Labor Day weekend even more pleasurable for your friends.
Get on Your Bike and Ride
You can deny it all you want, but your mom was hot.
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Ballin’ at the Bowling Alley
You can deny it all you want, but your mom was hot.
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Ski Bunnies On the Prowl
Two cougars + too many hot toddies = fun for all (except your dad).
Turning Japanese
Remember when your mom became infatuated with all things Asian?
Ride ‘em, Cowgirl!
There was one reason why our group of friends especially enjoyed horseback riding: your mom.
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Nice Flippers, Ms. Michaels!
Combined with how she looked in a bikini, your mom’s utter lack of fear is what made her so hot.
Belly Shirts and Frozen Bananas
Your mom’s dedication to healthy eating, even while recreating, helped her bring the hotness.
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No Wearing White after Labor Day, but Until Then…
Your mom’s strict adherence to fashion guidelines is what made the end of summer a particularly hot time of year.
Tying One On (a Swimsuit, That Is)
Most women would have their vacations ruined if the airline lost their luggage. Not your mom, an expert in improvisation.
A Black Tie Affair
When your mom got all dressed up for the annual yacht club formal, all of us were ready to drop anchor.
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Your Mom Was Hot: Mother’s Day Edition
A holiday collection of the lovely ladies we’ve added to our universally adored series “Your Mom Was Hot” in 2011.
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Ballin’ at the Bowling Alley
You can deny it all you want, but your mom was hot.
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Get on Your Bike and Ride
You can deny it all you want, but your mom was hot.
Swimming with a MILF
Your pool was the most popular one on the block. Mostly because your mom didn’t resemble Kathy Bates like everyone else’s did.
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Ski Bunnies On the Prowl
Two cougars + too many hot toddies = fun for all (except your dad).
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Turning Japanese
Remember when your mom became infatuated with all things Asian?
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Ride ‘em, Cowgirl!
There was one reason why our group of friends especially enjoyed horseback riding: your mom.
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Nice Flippers, Ms. Michaels!
Combined with how she looked in a bikini, your mom’s utter lack of fear is what made her so hot.
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Belly Shirts and Frozen Bananas
Your mom’s dedication to healthy eating, even while recreating, helped her bring the hotness.
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No Wearing White after Labor Day, but Until Then…
Your mom’s strict adherence to fashion guidelines is what made the end of summer a particularly hot time of year.
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No Wearing White after Labor Day, but Until Then…
Your mom’s strict adherence to fashion guidelines is what made the end of summer a particularly hot time of year.
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12
Your Mom Was Hot: Mother’s Day Edition
A holiday collection of the lovely ladies we’ve added to our universally adored series “Your Mom Was Hot” in 2011.
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Ballin’ at the Bowling Alley
You can deny it all you want, but your mom was hot.
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Ski Bunnies On the Prowl
Two cougars + too many hot toddies = fun for all (except your dad).
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Electricity = Overrated
This time of year always reminds us of how we would rush over to your house whenever the power went out and it was hot outside—because it was even hotter inside.
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“Half-Breed” Indeed
Every once in a while, your mom’s mixed Native American heritage would come bubbling to the surface—and boy, were we glad it did.
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She Loved Those Bugs
Your mom sure knew her way around a Volkswagen, which is why we all came along when she went with you to buy your first used car.
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Nice Flippers, Ms. Michaels!
Combined with how she looked in a bikini, your mom’s utter lack of fear is what made her so hot.
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Sleepover at Your Place? Hell Yeah!
All the kids on the block lined up for the chance to spend the night at your house. There was one big reason for that. Actually, two big reasons.
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Snow Day = Happy Day
Your friends loved snow days more than most kids. That’s because your mom loved them, too.
