When daylight saving time ended, your mom high-tailed it to your family’s winter home in Florida—and shed her clothes the second she got there.
That Christopher Cross song could well have been written for your mom, who cherished her trips to the pier—and so did we.
Living in a rural area meant your mom had to go to the end of the driveway to get the mail every morning. Oh what a way to start the day!
Even though your family lived in a safe subdivision, your mom was still worried about burglars—which paid dividends for us one memorable night.
Your mom was a Steve Jobs disciple from the beginning. She instilled that brand loyalty in you—and even better, your sister.
It didn’t have to be hot and humid for your mom to enjoy being in the fresh air—and to wear her most see-through outfits while she was out there.
Your mom took pride in her status as the top-selling realtor in the entire state. We finally figured out how she achieved that status.
Before everyone’s least favorite bespectacled harpie put Alaska back on the map, your mom spent a lot of time there. Scantily clad, of course.
Before it became commonplace for celebrities to carry their canines around wherever they go, your mom did it to great effect.
The outfits your mom wore while watching the U.S. Open tennis tournament made Labor Day weekend even more pleasurable for your friends.
You can deny it all you want, but your mom was hot.
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You can deny it all you want, but your mom was hot.
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Two cougars + too many hot toddies = fun for all (except your dad).
Remember when your mom became infatuated with all things Asian?
There was one reason why our group of friends especially enjoyed horseback riding: your mom.
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Combined with how she looked in a bikini, your mom’s utter lack of fear is what made her so hot.
Your mom’s dedication to healthy eating, even while recreating, helped her bring the hotness.
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Your mom’s strict adherence to fashion guidelines is what made the end of summer a particularly hot time of year.
Most women would have their vacations ruined if the airline lost their luggage. Not your mom, an expert in improvisation.
When your mom got all dressed up for the annual yacht club formal, all of us were ready to drop anchor.
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A holiday collection of the lovely ladies we’ve added to our universally adored series “Your Mom Was Hot” in 2011.
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You can deny it all you want, but your mom was hot.
You can deny it all you want, but your mom was hot.
Your pool was the most popular one on the block. Mostly because your mom didn’t resemble Kathy Bates like everyone else’s did.
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Two cougars + too many hot toddies = fun for all (except your dad).
Remember when your mom became infatuated with all things Asian?
There was one reason why our group of friends especially enjoyed horseback riding: your mom.
2
Combined with how she looked in a bikini, your mom’s utter lack of fear is what made her so hot.
Your mom’s dedication to healthy eating, even while recreating, helped her bring the hotness.
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Your mom’s strict adherence to fashion guidelines is what made the end of summer a particularly hot time of year.
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Your mom’s strict adherence to fashion guidelines is what made the end of summer a particularly hot time of year.
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A holiday collection of the lovely ladies we’ve added to our universally adored series “Your Mom Was Hot” in 2011.
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You can deny it all you want, but your mom was hot.
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Two cougars + too many hot toddies = fun for all (except your dad).
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This time of year always reminds us of how we would rush over to your house whenever the power went out and it was hot outside—because it was even hotter inside.
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Every once in a while, your mom’s mixed Native American heritage would come bubbling to the surface—and boy, were we glad it did.
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Your mom sure knew her way around a Volkswagen, which is why we all came along when she went with you to buy your first used car.
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Combined with how she looked in a bikini, your mom’s utter lack of fear is what made her so hot.
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All the kids on the block lined up for the chance to spend the night at your house. There was one big reason for that. Actually, two big reasons.
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Your friends loved snow days more than most kids. That’s because your mom loved them, too.