For a good time, swing by Fucking, Austria (or Dildo, Newfoundland), whydontcha.
- 5 Nations the US Tried to Annex
- Ask TSJ: You Have Nice Boob
- TwitPic Theater: Double or Nothing
- Honest Viagra/Cialis Commercial (feat. Bree Essrig)
Danny Gallagher goes to the Texas State Fair and eats everything in sight. Bonus video of Fried Pepto Bismol at the end of the article.
You can buy just about anything on Hollywood Blvd. But you can especially buy homemade CDs from aspiring rappers. I got hustled into buying a few. Here’s what they sound like.
Bringing weed onto a plane going to California wasn’t always as easy as it is now. Liz Brown shares a tale of smuggling contraband in the days before medical marijuana changed everything.
TSJ’s head drinker in charge is turned loose at a festival boasting 2,400 beer to sample. Somehow, we talked him into coming back to tell us how it went.
The lockout is hitting NBA players hard. No work means no cash and that means no fun. Kevin Love has come up with a plan, and TSJ was on hand when he announced it.
Looking for a vacation that doesn’t involve fun and sun for once? Maybe you should visit this creepy seminary instead!
The Smoking Jacket’s Evan Hoovler attempts to smuggle weed and booze into Club 33, Disneyland’s ultra-exclusive private bar.