Jaime Moyer vs. Jose Canseco, Sort Of
Crushing on silver fox Jaime Moyer vs. hate/love for this week’s douche, Jose Canseco.
John Elway vs. CJ Wilson
John Elway scores big points for throwing Tebow at New Jersey. But CJ Wilson’s St. Patty’s Day pranks? Overkill. Wilson is this week’s douche.
Chad Ochocinco vs. Dwight Howard
Ochocinco’s entertaining gambits vs. Superdouche Howard’s dice rolling. Tough call? Not so much.
Rajon Rondo vs. The New Orleans Saints
The man who takes the attention off Jeremy Lin vs. the heavy-hitting NFL team.
Jeremy Lin vs. Linsanity
Jeremy Lin is this week’s Man Crush. But the hype around him? Pretty douchey.
Ahmad Bradshaw vs. Gisele
Bradshaw for the win, this week, and more hate-on for pretty Mrs. Brady.
TSJ Interviews Former NFL Running Back Warrick Dunn
Former NFL running back, Warrick Dunn, on his mom, the Super Bowl, and charity work.
Blake Griffin vs. Alexander Ovechkin
Scott Bolohan pits a rising basketball star against hockey’s sorest loser.
Sterling Moore vs. Everyone Else
Sterling Moore goes head-to-head with Billy Cundiff, Lee Evans, Steven Tyler, and everyone else.
Black Hole: The NHL All-Star Game
How the NHL All-Star game got lame.
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Brett Favre Sends C*ck Shots to Jenn Sterger
Nothing unusual about an athlete sending pics of his junk to someone. But what’s with the Crocs?
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TSJ Exclusive: Brett Favre C*ck Photo
Warning: Do not look if you’re easily offended and/or not easily amused.
Jersey Girl Allison Torres’s Firsthand Sighting of Favre’s C*ck Shots
Our Real Girl of Jersey Shore describes the rumored c*ck shots Brett Favre sent to her friend, Jenn Sterger.
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10 Essential Purchases for the Upcoming NFL Season
The official start of the NFL season is just weeks away. Make sure you’re ready by picking up these ten must-have items.
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Guy Tailed by Shark Decides to Tail Shark Back
What would you do if you noticed two great white sharks were tailing you? Probably not this.
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So You’ve Just Married Your Stalker…
You never thought it would come to this, Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver Chris Chambers, but indeed it has. The woman you recently filed 11 separate stalking complaints against is now your wife. So what…
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Does Natalie Gulbis have Competition?
Scottish beauty Sophie Horn may supplant Natalie Gulbis as the top vixen of the links
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There’s a Reason People Do It
Backwards K’s. We have them for a reason. Please use them.
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10 Classic Commercials From the NBA’s Golden Era
Michael, Magic, Larry and Co. entertain us with their endorsing skills.
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Seven Clutch Sports Movie Performances
Billy Ho. Jimmy Chitwood. Chet Steadman. Just a few of the movie athletes who sacked up and got it done when it mattered most.
Loving the Lou
As his retirement nears, we fondly look back at the pictures that defined the end of Lou Piniella’s managing career.
Nippert Hit in the Nugget
The Texas Rangers pitcher takes one to the dome in the “D.”
Can He Survive Without Hair Spray?
How will Jimmy Johnson maintain his ozone-destroying hairdo on a remote island in Nicaragua?
Scandal Rocks the Bass Fishing World
And around the globe, sports fans exclaim in unison: “Who cares?”
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Brett Favre Sends C*ck Shots to Jenn Sterger
Nothing unusual about an athlete sending pics of his junk to someone. But what’s with the Crocs?
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TSJ Exclusive: Brett Favre C*ck Photo
Warning: Do not look if you’re easily offended and/or not easily amused.
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Jersey Girl Allison Torres’s Firsthand Sighting of Favre’s C*ck Shots
Our Real Girl of Jersey Shore describes the rumored c*ck shots Brett Favre sent to her friend, Jenn Sterger.
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10 Essential Purchases for the Upcoming NFL Season
The official start of the NFL season is just weeks away. Make sure you’re ready by picking up these ten must-have items.
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Seven Clutch Sports Movie Performances
Billy Ho. Jimmy Chitwood. Chet Steadman. Just a few of the movie athletes who sacked up and got it done when it mattered most.
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Guy Tailed by Shark Decides to Tail Shark Back
What would you do if you noticed two great white sharks were tailing you? Probably not this.
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San Francisco Giants World Series Victory Celebration Mayhem
When the San Francisco Giants took home the World Series title, we expected the celebration that followed to be an eclectic one, to say the least. As usual, San Fran didn’t disappoint in that department.…
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Sexiest, Sloppiest and Funniest Viral Moments from the 2010 World Cup
From Lord of the Rings parodies to body-painted babes playing mud soccer, here is every World Cup video worth watching.
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Nine Great Moments in Women Beating Men at Sports
The definitive list of women kicking all sorts of man ass in sports.
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Win Cash in TSJ’s Free Fantasy Hoops Challenge!
Challenge TSJ staff and readers in a one day only fantasy basketball challenge from Draftstreet.com! You might win some sweet, sweet cash!
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Seven Clutch Sports Movie Performances
Billy Ho. Jimmy Chitwood. Chet Steadman. Just a few of the movie athletes who sacked up and got it done when it mattered most.
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Don’t Hate: Five Reasons Why It’s Okay to Like Brett Favre
Five reasons why it’s okay to like the seemingly endless NFL soap opera that is Brett Favre.
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Ten Unbelievably Stupid March Madness Blunders
March Madness is a time for buzzer beaters, thrilling finishes and…horrible mistakes.
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Eleven Hilariously Lame Pro Team Fight Songs
If your team made this list, there’s a good chance you don’t even know this fight song exists. But it does. And there is plenty of reason for shame.
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Does Natalie Gulbis have Competition?
Scottish beauty Sophie Horn may supplant Natalie Gulbis as the top vixen of the links
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There’s a Reason People Do It
Backwards K’s. We have them for a reason. Please use them.
