Quit wanking. Get dating.
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You’ll have better luck meeting ladies playing World of Warcraft than chancing it on eHarmony. Seriously.
This just in: People should make sure the complete stranger they’ve just met online is not a sociopath, before having sex with them. Consider yourself warned.
Thanks to Cupidtino, no more wasting time on dating sites that might link you up with some slovenly Windows-using schmuck.