Time for a drink. Get out the bourbon.
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This is how you celebrate the ire of the Irish: You get some Jameson and you drink it.
It’s not unmanly to have a cocktail or three while you’re watching football. True fact.
Pan for gold: Get yr Goldschläger on.
Your morning coffee just got the luck of the Irish slopped into it.
Let’s make sure we’re good and drunk when the lights go out on Earth. (And if it’s not the end of the world, we’ll just be ahead on the celebrating.)
If you drink enough, you won’t feel the cold anymore.
Drink beer. For charity.