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Video Dump: The 5 Sexiest Grammy Performances of All Time
The Grammy performances that got us all hot and bothered.
DJ Beauties Are Kicking Ass
Take off your clothes on the dance floor something? We got your mix list right here. [Press Play.]
Converse Rubber Tracks: Havoc’s “Tell Me to My Face”
Our friends over at Converse Rubber Tracks have a new episode of “Oh, Hello” going on, featuring legendary recording artist Havoc.
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Video Dump: When Porn Goes Mainstream
Can you spot the porn promos in these music videos?
Press Play: US Girls — “Work From Home”
Tunes’ good. There’s boobs. Hit that button: Press Play.
Press Play: Tame Impala — “Mind Mischief”
Someone’s hot for teach. Tune = good. Teach = sexy. It’s a no-brainer: Press Play.
Press Play: Eddi Front — “Superhero Style”
Gotta love a girl with a man’s name. Listen up — Press Play.
Press Play: Torres — “Honey”
Tune’s great, girl rules, Press Play.
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Bob Marley’s Weird Legacy
Bob Marley: Genius? Or cult leader?
January 8: How Were Elvis Presley, David Bowie and R. Kelly All Born on the Same Day?
Celebrate the January 8 music triplets.
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Video Vault: Accidental Rock Star Stage Dives
Steven Tyler and Scott Weiland are just the latest frontmen to faceplant off stages. Here are a few of the best “Singer Falls” YouTube has to offer.
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TSJ Picks the 2010 Video Music Award Winners
The MTV Video Music Awards are happening this weekend. Who will take home the night’s top awards? The Smoking Jacket staff speculates wildly.
Things That Look Like Urkelbot: Will.i.am at the VMAs
Is it possible that Will.i.am is actually Urkelbot reincarnated? We do a quick (un)scientific investigation.
Four Things That Always Happen When You See a Cover Band at a Bar
Planning to hit the town and check out an awful cover band sometime in the near future? Here’s what you should expect to see when you get there.
Led Sabbath, Black Zeppelin, All Good
This epic video mash-up will instill in you a whole lotta love for war pigs. Tune in, turn up, rock out.
Cee-Lo Gets Covered in the Nerdiest Way Possible
We knew a cover of Cee-Lo Green’s unlikely summer jam “F*&k You” was inevitable. But we didn’t think it was going to happen like this.
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The Sexy Women of Hardcore
You wouldn’t expect anything pretty from a band with a name like Cradle of Filth, but you would be wrong.
Five People Who Seem a Lot Less Impressive Thanks to Willow Smith
Now that ten year olds are making huge hit records, a lot of us look a lot less impressive these days.
Eight Must See Rock Shows Happening this Halloween Weekend
Why spend Halloween with your bullshit friends in some dank bar when you could spend it rocking?
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Five Things We Want to Know about MC Hammer’s Jay-Z Diss Video
MC Hammer finally delivers on his promise to retaliate against Jay-Z. The results, of course, are hilarious.
Video Dump: The Best of the Worst Katy Perry Covers
We here at TSJ love us some Katy Perry. And we also love us some shitty Katy Perry covers. We like them for different reasons.
Tuesday Tune: Icky Blossoms “Cycle”
Watch this for the, uh, “aerobics.” The music is good too.
Video Dump: Epic Rap Battle of Masculinity
Two dudes out dude each other.
Video Dump: 6 Unbelievably Awful Music Videos
Watch at your own risk.
Video Dump: Happy Birthday, Prince
Prince turns 54 today! Here are some unbeatable licks… plus a hilarious Kevin Smith anecdote re: The Artist Formerly.
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Tuesday Tune: Hyro Da Hero’s “Sleeping Giants”
A lick out of rap-rocker Hyro Da Hero’s album, BIRTH, SCHOOL, WORK, DEATH.
Video Dump: Awful Songs Made Magical
Five original songs get mercy-killed by way better covers.
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Grinding Harpist Twins Cover Guns ‘n Roses Sweet Child ‘o Mine + So Much More
Identical twins ride identical electric harps. In the desert.
Video Dump: The Sexiest Member of No Doubt
Good luck trying to look past Gwen whatsherface …
Video Dump: Autotune Just Wants to be Lo-ov-ed by Yo-ou -Tube
Autotune is just a tool… standing here… wanting you to love it.
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Guns N’ Roses Album Covers Updated to Reflect Axl Rose’s Obesity
Axl Rose has packed on a few pounds. We honor this moment in time by updating some of his bands classic album covers (and Chinese Democracy)
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Smoking Poll: What Do You Think of Kim Kardashian’s New Single?
Kim Kardashian has a new single out. Give it a listen and tell us what you think!
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Five Things We Want to Know about MC Hammer’s Jay-Z Diss Video
MC Hammer finally delivers on his promise to retaliate against Jay-Z. The results, of course, are hilarious.
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Weekly Release: REM, Avril Lavigne, Lupe Fiasco and Raekwon
The best and worst new music for the second week of March, 2011
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Seven Famous Album Covers Featuring People Who Didn’t Want To Be There
Iconic album covers don’t just happen by magic. Sometimes they happen by deception and trickery also.
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Eight Classic Songs that Would Have Been Better with Profanity
Hey, you know what these eight songs need? A whole bunch of swearing.
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Ten Artists Who Really Need to Release a New Album in 2011
We understand that recording an album probably isn’t a simple process and certainly takes a lot of time. But we’re starting to wonder if these 10 artists will ever release new music in our lifetime.…
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Ten Remarkably Random Sports References in Rap Songs
It’s not unusual to hear a sports reference in a rap song. But when that reference is to Marty Schottenheimer, it feels a little strange.
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What Do Thom Yorke’s Dance Moves Say About His Prowess In Bed?
What do Thom Yorke’s crazy dance moves in the “Lotus Flower” video say about what he’s like in bed? TSJ investigates.
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Don’t Hate: Five Reasons Why It’s Okay to Like Nickelback
In our biggest challenge yet, Don’t Hate sticks up for Canada’s worst export since forever, Nickelback
