Video Dump: The 5 Sexiest Performances from the 2013 Billboard Music Awards
Relive all the glittery leg and sideboob magic that happened at the Billboard Music Awards this year.
Press Play: Daft Punk – “Aerodynamic” on 8 Floppy Drives
Floppy disk drives play some Daft Punk.
Video Dump: 5 Badass Street Performers
Pure, 100 percent talent; not from concentrate.
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Video Dump: The 5 Sexiest Videos MTV Used to Play
The sexiest music videos ever made to remind us of the good ol’ music television days.
Press Play: Roxiny
Dig on this. Press PLAY!
Press Play: Seapony “Be Alone”
Dreampop + bathing suits. It’s a good combo. Press PLAY.
SUNDAY DANCE BREAK
Watch this dance shiz.
Press Play: Biting Elbows’ “Bad Motherfucker” (Insane Office Escape 2)
Indie Russian kids’ “Bad Motherfucker” is video game meets horror movie first person intense. With music. Whoa. Press Play. If you dare.
Video Dump: The Musical Stylings of Screaming Goats
Goats that sound like humans who sing with pop stars. WTF.
TSJ Interviews Musician Jarle Bernhoft
Bernhoft on AC/DC, falsettos, and skin-flaying.
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Bird Sh*t on Fire
Kings of Leon had to “Use Somebody” to clean the pigeon crap out of their bass player’s mouth.
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Seven Great Moments in Music Video Wardrobe Craziness
Confused about what to wear when you leave the house? Let ridiculous music videos help!
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An Exclusive Look at the Next 10 Years in the Life of Violent JJ
Violent JJ is the future of the Juggalo nation. Sucks to be him.
Bangs Wants to Meet You On the Facebook
Sudanese rap sensation Bangs wants to meet you the Fazebooooook.
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Your Parents Killed the Music Industry
And all this time you thought illegal mp3 downloads were the problem.
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The Girls of Lollapalooza
A bit hot, a bit sweaty, a lot sweet. Check out the hottest girls we spotted lurking around Lollapalooza this weekend.
Mike Posner, Bunnies at Lollapalooza’s Rock the Rabbit Party
Our Bunnies and Playmates keep parties going and going and going…
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Eleven Movie Theme Songs to Bring Out Your Inner Awesome
Eleven of the greatest film themes to pump you up no matter the situation.
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Cee-Lo Green’s New Song is Incredible
Cee-Lo Green is angry at his woman. Like, so angry. And he’s got the profanity laced anthem to prove it.
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Eight Classic Songs that Would Have Been Better with Profanity
Hey, you know what these eight songs need? A whole bunch of swearing.
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Press Play: Daft Punk – “Aerodynamic” on 8 Floppy Drives
Floppy disk drives play some Daft Punk.
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Video Dump: 5 Badass Street Performers
Pure, 100 percent talent; not from concentrate.
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Video Dump: The 5 Sexiest Videos MTV Used to Play
The sexiest music videos ever made to remind us of the good ol’ music television days.
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SUNDAY DANCE BREAK
Watch this dance shiz.
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Video Dump: The Musical Stylings of Screaming Goats
Goats that sound like humans who sing with pop stars. WTF.
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Video Dump: The 5 Sexiest Grammy Performances of All Time
The Grammy performances that got us all hot and bothered.
DJ Beauties Are Kicking Ass
Take off your clothes on the dance floor something? We got your mix list right here. [Press Play.]
Converse Rubber Tracks: Havoc’s “Tell Me to My Face”
Our friends over at Converse Rubber Tracks have a new episode of “Oh, Hello” going on, featuring legendary recording artist Havoc.
Press Play: Peace – “Wraith”
The girls are hot. The music’s good. Press Play.
Video Dump: Putting Gangnam Style Parodies Out to Pasture
We’re more than happy to put this musical creature out of its misery.
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23 Misheard Lyrics That Expose the Listener As a Complete Moron
Misheard song lyrics happen all the time. In some cases, the mix-up is perfectly understandable. But in the case of these 23 songs, the errors defy all reason and logic.
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Five Musicians Who Should Start Doing Drugs Again
Don’t do drugs. Unless you’re a musician who used to make really great albums but doesn’t anymore.
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TSJ Giveaway: Mondo Wi-Fi Music Player
WIN an awesome Mondo Wi-Fi Music Player!
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4 Hit Songs That Don’t Make Sense
Bass lines, people. They totally matter.
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The Sexy Women of Hardcore
You wouldn’t expect anything pretty from a band with a name like Cradle of Filth, but you would be wrong.
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TSJ Giveaway! Palo Alto Speakers
Keep on rockin’ in the free world. For FREE! Win Palo Alto speakers over here at TSJ.
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Nine Bizarre Songs By Seemingly Normal Artists
Nine moments of temporary insanity from bands who don’t normally bring the crazy.
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TSJ Picks the 2010 Video Music Award Winners
The MTV Video Music Awards are happening this weekend. Who will take home the night’s top awards? The Smoking Jacket staff speculates wildly.
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Five Awful Cover Songs Made Even Worse By Tiny Lyric Changes
It’s bad enough that these cover songs even exist, but the tiny changes they made to the lyrics make matters far worse
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Five Womanly Things that Every Rapper Seems to Love
Rappers are a legendarily hardcore bunch. So why do they love these womanly things so damn much?
