Chicago Blackhawks vs. Jon Paul Morosi
Blackhawks got zero losses halfway through the NHL season. That’s alright.
Rich Tran vs. the NHL
We love the genius of Rich Tran.
Michael Jordan vs. Wale
Is Wale the dumbest thing to happen to the NBA?
Kevin Garnett vs. Oscar Pistorius
Kevin Garnett is our hero this week. “Douche” is too light a word for this week’s hate-on.
Jacoby Jones vs. Chris Culliver
We almost named ‘electricity’ our man crush this week. Aww Beyonce — why’d you make the lights go out?
Colin Kaepernick vs. the LA Lakers
We’re rooting for Colin Kaepernick — even if he has those shitty tats. The Lakers? We’re not digging them so much.
Joe Flacco vs. Manti Te’o
We were gonna trash Lance Armstrong. And then Manti Te’o happened. WTF.
A.J. McCarron vs. Mike Shanahan
TSJ gives props to the player with the hottest GF. Who we don’t like? Mr. Mike Shanahan. Boo.
Jadevon Clowney vs. Devin Hester
Jadevon shocked us all awake on New Year’s, and ever since, we’ve been crushing hard. Devin Hester? Yeah, we’re not so much on team Devin.
The Best of Man Crush vs. Douchebag 2012
Over here at TSJ we dish out some mighty impressive sports awards. Check out TSJ’s picks for 2012′s all-time Man Crush and Douchebag.
Bubba Watson vs. Sports Fans
Who’s the victim here? Fidel Castro? Sports fans? Ozzie Guillen? At least this week’s crush is clear: Go Bubba!
Wesley Korir vs. Brendan Shanahan
This week’s Man Crush vs. Douchebag pits Kenyan-born Korir against Shanahan’s shenanigans.
Philip Humber vs. Metta World Peace
Wishing for world peace is awesome. Metta Word Peace the dude can be a douche, though. And what about Philip Humber? He might just be this week’s hero.
Sarah Phillips vs. Amare Stoudemire
Crushing on this Sarah Phillips character versus getting all judgy re: Amare Stoudemire’s fire extinguisher rampage.
2
Josh Hamilton vs. Josh Beckett
The comeback kid goes against the man with the goatee in this week’s war of the Joshes… Hey, we’re so not joshing about this.
Chris Bosh vs. Brett Lawrie
We don’t usually side with the injured, but Chris Bosh is worth rooting for. Bosh for the Man Crush! Brett Lawrie? Dude — don’t be throwing shit at umpires. Lawrie’s this week’s douche.
Caleb Lloyd vs. Dwight Howard
This week’s Man Crush goes to a regular Joe — Caleb Lloyd — for being an awesome baseball fan. Ruckus-maker, Dwight Howard? We’re calling him out for being such a douche.
Man Crush vs. Douchebag: Todd Frazier vs. NBA Refs
Todd Frazier is maybe a superhero. NBA refs? Yeah, that’s no superhero story going on over there.
The Good Job/Good Effort Kid vs. Tim Thomas
Turns out the Heat’s Good Job/Good Effort kid wasn’t been sarcastic, and we dig that kind of earnest support over here. The NHL’s Fox-watching Tim Thomas, however, we do not dig.
Kevin Durant vs. Boxing Judges
Kevin Durant gets shit done; we crush on that. And we’re not saying boxing’s rigged, we’re just saying there’s a very strong smell of fish coming from the direction of all boxing judges.
-
Bubba Watson vs. Sports Fans
Who’s the victim here? Fidel Castro? Sports fans? Ozzie Guillen? At least this week’s crush is clear: Go Bubba!
-
Wesley Korir vs. Brendan Shanahan
This week’s Man Crush vs. Douchebag pits Kenyan-born Korir against Shanahan’s shenanigans.
-
Philip Humber vs. Metta World Peace
Wishing for world peace is awesome. Metta Word Peace the dude can be a douche, though. And what about Philip Humber? He might just be this week’s hero.
-
Sarah Phillips vs. Amare Stoudemire
Crushing on this Sarah Phillips character versus getting all judgy re: Amare Stoudemire’s fire extinguisher rampage.
-
2
Josh Hamilton vs. Josh Beckett
The comeback kid goes against the man with the goatee in this week’s war of the Joshes… Hey, we’re so not joshing about this.
-
Chris Bosh vs. Brett Lawrie
We don’t usually side with the injured, but Chris Bosh is worth rooting for. Bosh for the Man Crush! Brett Lawrie? Dude — don’t be throwing shit at umpires. Lawrie’s this week’s douche.
-
Caleb Lloyd vs. Dwight Howard
This week’s Man Crush goes to a regular Joe — Caleb Lloyd — for being an awesome baseball fan. Ruckus-maker, Dwight Howard? We’re calling him out for being such a douche.
-
Man Crush vs. Douchebag: Todd Frazier vs. NBA Refs
Todd Frazier is maybe a superhero. NBA refs? Yeah, that’s no superhero story going on over there.
-
The Good Job/Good Effort Kid vs. Tim Thomas
Turns out the Heat’s Good Job/Good Effort kid wasn’t been sarcastic, and we dig that kind of earnest support over here. The NHL’s Fox-watching Tim Thomas, however, we do not dig.
-
Kevin Durant vs. Boxing Judges
Kevin Durant gets shit done; we crush on that. And we’re not saying boxing’s rigged, we’re just saying there’s a very strong smell of fish coming from the direction of all boxing judges.
Blake Griffin vs. Alexander Ovechkin
Scott Bolohan pits a rising basketball star against hockey’s sorest loser.
Sterling Moore vs. Everyone Else
Sterling Moore goes head-to-head with Billy Cundiff, Lee Evans, Steven Tyler, and everyone else.
Ahmad Bradshaw vs. Gisele
Bradshaw for the win, this week, and more hate-on for pretty Mrs. Brady.
Nate Robinson vs. Brady Quin
This week’s Man Crush vs. Douchebag pits the NBA’s loose canon against the NFL’s other Christian.
Rajon Rondo vs. The New Orleans Saints
The man who takes the attention off Jeremy Lin vs. the heavy-hitting NFL team.
Chad Ochocinco vs. Dwight Howard
Ochocinco’s entertaining gambits vs. Superdouche Howard’s dice rolling. Tough call? Not so much.
John Elway vs. CJ Wilson
John Elway scores big points for throwing Tebow at New Jersey. But CJ Wilson’s St. Patty’s Day pranks? Overkill. Wilson is this week’s douche.
Jaime Moyer vs. Jose Canseco, Sort Of
Crushing on silver fox Jaime Moyer vs. hate/love for this week’s douche, Jose Canseco.
Joe Flacco vs. Kentucky Fans
Joe Flacco vs. the couch-burners.
-
Bubba Watson vs. Sports Fans
Who’s the victim here? Fidel Castro? Sports fans? Ozzie Guillen? At least this week’s crush is clear: Go Bubba!
