Sacramento Kings Fans VS. Bryce Harper
Sacramento fans = “Kings” of the world!
Stephen Curry vs. Titus Young
Do the Warriors have enough to actually beat Miami (assuming Chicago doesn’t first LOL)? Still, it’s hard to rule out a team with Steph Curry.
Man Crush vs. Douchebag: Nate Robinson vs. ESPN
This week, the Bulls and Nets played one of the most fun basketball games we’ve ever seen.
Chris Paul VS. Duncan Keith
There are a lot of really bad dudes in sports. And then there are a few who you can’t help but liking.
Adam Scott vs. Carlos Quentin
Golf, the single least exciting sport you could watch on TV, suddenly gets good.
Spike Albrecht VS Jay-Z
Is Jay-Z a con man?
Clayton Kershaw vs. The Broken Leg
Is science the douchebag who invented broken legs? Or are you the douche who watched that video you shouldn’t have?
Phil Jackson VS. Marshall Henderson
We salute Phil Jackson’s new Twitter account.
LeBron James vs. Tiger Woods + Lindsey Vonn
You can hear Tiger say “I’m such a normal Earth human” when you look at pics of him + his new lady friend.
Man Crush vs. Douchebag: DeAndre Jordan and Brandon Knight vs. Justin Verlander
We picked two top dogs, this week.
Sterling Moore vs. Everyone Else
Sterling Moore goes head-to-head with Billy Cundiff, Lee Evans, Steven Tyler, and everyone else.
Blake Griffin vs. Alexander Ovechkin
Scott Bolohan pits a rising basketball star against hockey’s sorest loser.
Ahmad Bradshaw vs. Gisele
Bradshaw for the win, this week, and more hate-on for pretty Mrs. Brady.
Nate Robinson vs. Brady Quin
This week’s Man Crush vs. Douchebag pits the NBA’s loose canon against the NFL’s other Christian.
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Kobe Bryant vs. Ryan Braun
Respect for Kobe Bryant’s game vs. hate for Ryan Braun’s hair.
Rajon Rondo vs. The New Orleans Saints
The man who takes the attention off Jeremy Lin vs. the heavy-hitting NFL team.
Chad Ochocinco vs. Dwight Howard
Ochocinco’s entertaining gambits vs. Superdouche Howard’s dice rolling. Tough call? Not so much.
John Elway vs. CJ Wilson
John Elway scores big points for throwing Tebow at New Jersey. But CJ Wilson’s St. Patty’s Day pranks? Overkill. Wilson is this week’s douche.
Jaime Moyer vs. Jose Canseco, Sort Of
Crushing on silver fox Jaime Moyer vs. hate/love for this week’s douche, Jose Canseco.
Joe Flacco vs. Kentucky Fans
Joe Flacco vs. the couch-burners.
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Blake Griffin vs. Alexander Ovechkin
Scott Bolohan pits a rising basketball star against hockey’s sorest loser.
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Sterling Moore vs. Everyone Else
Sterling Moore goes head-to-head with Billy Cundiff, Lee Evans, Steven Tyler, and everyone else.
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Ahmad Bradshaw vs. Gisele
Bradshaw for the win, this week, and more hate-on for pretty Mrs. Brady.
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Nate Robinson vs. Brady Quin
This week’s Man Crush vs. Douchebag pits the NBA’s loose canon against the NFL’s other Christian.
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Kobe Bryant vs. Ryan Braun
Respect for Kobe Bryant’s game vs. hate for Ryan Braun’s hair.
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Rajon Rondo vs. The New Orleans Saints
The man who takes the attention off Jeremy Lin vs. the heavy-hitting NFL team.
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Chad Ochocinco vs. Dwight Howard
Ochocinco’s entertaining gambits vs. Superdouche Howard’s dice rolling. Tough call? Not so much.
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John Elway vs. CJ Wilson
John Elway scores big points for throwing Tebow at New Jersey. But CJ Wilson’s St. Patty’s Day pranks? Overkill. Wilson is this week’s douche.
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Jaime Moyer vs. Jose Canseco, Sort Of
Crushing on silver fox Jaime Moyer vs. hate/love for this week’s douche, Jose Canseco.
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Joe Flacco vs. Kentucky Fans
Joe Flacco vs. the couch-burners.
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Jack Sock vs. Lance Armstrong
Who has a crush on Jack Sock? Everyone does, and TSJ is no exception. Mr. Yellow Bracelets, however, we do not dig.
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Mike Trout vs. James Dolan
Mike Trout is 20-year-old baseball legend in the making and that is AWESOME. Knicks owner, James Dolan? He’s all dressed up in douchebag.
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Kobe Bryant vs. Ryan Braun
Respect for Kobe Bryant’s game vs. hate for Ryan Braun’s hair.
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Josh Hamilton vs. Josh Beckett
The comeback kid goes against the man with the goatee in this week’s war of the Joshes… Hey, we’re so not joshing about this.
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Geno Smith vs. The Miami Marlins
Geno Smith is a machine. The Miami Marlins? They win this week’s douchebag award.
Caleb Lloyd vs. Dwight Howard
This week’s Man Crush goes to a regular Joe — Caleb Lloyd — for being an awesome baseball fan. Ruckus-maker, Dwight Howard? We’re calling him out for being such a douche.
Man Crush vs. Douchebag: USA vs. Chad Johnson
USA! USA! USA! We crush on USA. Chad Johnson, on the other hand, is acting mighty douchebaggy.
Man Crush vs. Douchebag: Baltimore Orioles vs. Cristiano Ronaldo
Baltimore has an awesome ballpark, and a pretty inspiring sports story going on with the Orioles. Cristiano Ronaldo, on the other hand, isn’t winning any points over here.
Man Crush vs. Douchebag: Torrey Smith vs. the NFL
Torrey Smith played a brilliant game to honor his brother and he’s a hero. The NHL? Still pretty lameass. It’s been that kind of week.
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LeBron James vs. Tiger Woods + Lindsey Vonn
You can hear Tiger say “I’m such a normal Earth human” when you look at pics of him + his new lady friend.
