5 Reasons “Star Trek” Will Be Like “Star Wars”
The next “Star Trek” is gonna have “The Empire Strikes Back” written all over it.
Your Summer’s 3 Most Sexually Depraved Acts
Summertime awakens fiendish monstrosity and all of its rotten intentions.
5 Reasons Americans Will Never Watch Soccer
There are a lot of good reasons why Americans will never dig soccer.
The 5 Biggest Video Game Flops
For every spectacular success there are spectacular failures, like these ones.
6 Laws Written About Yo Mama
Yo, ugly people used to be BANNED.
The 5 Worst Things to Get Into Your Pants
Not everything that can crawl into your pants should stay there.
Charity Porn Site Aims to Change Perceptions of Sex + More in Sexy Ads
The six sexiest ads in recent advertising history.
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5 Questions We Want Answered in “Wolverine”
We gotta have some answers or we’re gonna start slinging some adamantium.
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The 5 Best Sports Playoff Traditions
In locker rooms all over America, things are getting stinky.
The 4 Worst Movies Based on Video Games
These movies are total garbage.
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Top 10 Bikini Wrestling Videos
These girls can give us a Friday Night Smackdown anytime.
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How to Get Laid at Work
Offices are pressure cookers of erotic fury. Here’s how to make the most of your 9 to 5.
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Nice Twits! The 10 Sexiest Girls on Twitter
Fun fact: Twitter is full of hot women, and some of them parade out hot, instant pics on a daily basis.
WTF Soccer Team Nicknames
Clockwork Orange? Socceroos? What’s up with that?
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10 Ways Not to Suck in Bed
She finally invited you over to her place. Don’t screw it up.
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Top 10 Barchetypes
There are precisely 10 kinds of bars in the world. The Imbiber is here to give you the rundown.
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7 Signs That You’ve Given Up on Getting Laid
When you’re no longer interested in impressing the opposite sex, you’re done.
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10 Bro No-Nos
There’s nothing wrong with a little bromance—just don’t go rollerblading together, okay?
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Wanted: Anakin Skywalker
So Darth Vader robbed a bank. Here’s how we think he demanded the cash.
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Light ‘Em Up: 12 Epilepsy-Inducing Concert Light Shows
Prep the chuck bucket.
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Charity Porn Site Aims to Change Perceptions of Sex + More in Sexy Ads
The six sexiest ads in recent advertising history.
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Eight Legendary Drinking Binges that Only Celebrities Could Have Gotten Away With
You don’t have to be a celebrity to partake in a drinking binge. But it sure helps if you hope to avoid any serious repercussions.
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Four People Who Shouldn’t (But Do) Have Stuff Named After Them
Is naming a school after a Nazi a bad idea? Of course, but that doesn’t stop people from doing it, apparently.
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Seven Remarkably Unhelpful Police Sketches
We’re certain that police sketches have led to the apprehension of countless violent criminals. We’re even more certain that none of these sketches led to anything useful at all.
The Six Sexiest Moments in TSA History So Far
The recent TSA pat down controversy takes a turn for the sexy in these six videos.
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The Breast of the Breast Infomercials
There’s plenty of late-night TV cleavage to entertain you if you know where to look.
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Top 10 Barchetypes
There are precisely 10 kinds of bars in the world. The Imbiber is here to give you the rundown.
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How to Get Laid at Work
Offices are pressure cookers of erotic fury. Here’s how to make the most of your 9 to 5.
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10 Ways to Get Laid On Spring Break
Spring Break is ON. And you know what that means: Plenty of hot college chicks allergic to their own T-shirts, easily impressed by dudes who don’t projectile vomit beer foam.
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10 Ways Not to Suck in Bed
She finally invited you over to her place. Don’t screw it up.
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7 Signs That You’ve Given Up on Getting Laid
When you’re no longer interested in impressing the opposite sex, you’re done.
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The 10 Most Overrated Movies of All-Time
10 movies that everyone loves. Everyone except us.
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How to Get Laid at Work
Offices are pressure cookers of erotic fury. Here’s how to make the most of your 9 to 5.
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Five Unsexy Reasons You Wouldn’t Want to Be a Male Porn Star
Think getting paid to stick it to sexy porn stars would be a good living? Think again.
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Seven Annoying Statements You Hear From Every Waiter
This discourse should be immediately eliminated from restaurants everywhere, before hungry customers toss their collective cookies.
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North Korea’s Twitter Page Translated
North Korea has joined Twitter! Hooray! Here’s a translated look at what’s been on their mind the past few days.
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The Smoking Jacket’s 69 Sexist Celebrities
This was supposed to be a list of sexy celebrities, but a simple typo derailed everything
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Five Lies about College that Awesome Movies Tried to Teach Us
Don’t believe everything you see in movies, especially when that movie is about the fun and excitement of life in college
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Nice Twits! The 10 Sexiest Girls on Twitter
Fun fact: Twitter is full of hot women, and some of them parade out hot, instant pics on a daily basis.
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The Seven People Who Will Ruin Your Quick Trip to the Store
Planning on a quick 10-minute trip to the store? These people will be waiting to turn that 10 minutes into hours of hell.
