Morning Dump: 25 People Who Believe Beyonce and Jay-Z’s Baby is the Spawn of Satan
This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web.
20 Things to Look Forward to in 2012: Part 1
WE ARE SO READY TO PUT LAST YEAR BEHIND US (yes, we are talking about you 2011), and embrace the future with full force. With that in mind, we’ve gathered 20 things to look forward…
7 Deadly Cities WAY More Sinful Than Las Vegas
7. LUST: BANGKOK It’s all in the name. Referred to as the prostitution capital of the world, Bangkok puts Amsterdam and Rio de Janeiro to shame. The city is ground zero for too many…
Morning Dump: 8 Body Language Mistakes Men Make Around Women
A collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web
Power Rankings: 10 Sports Stories That Totally Speak Your Language
The best sports stories of the week, one joke at a time.
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7 Disturbing Attempts to Sexualize Christmas
Christmas! A time of peace, togetherness and raging erections.
Online Dating PhD: 8 Things You Should Know
If you master these tips for online dating, you’ll practically have an Online PhD issued on the subject.
Morning Dump: Hook-Up Heroes And More
A collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web
Draught Picks: Wintertime Beers
TSJ’s resident stunt liver knows the reason for the season is near, so what better way to bring in tidings and cheer but with these special wintertime beers! (Sorry, we’ve been drinking too…)
The Five Worst Parents On TV (The Show Insists Are Right)
Five examples of why you shouldn’t be taking parenting tips from tired, overworked T.V. writers.
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Top 10 Bikini Wrestling Videos
These girls can give us a Friday Night Smackdown anytime.
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How to Get Laid at Work
Offices are pressure cookers of erotic fury. Here’s how to make the most of your 9 to 5.
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Nice Twits! The 10 Sexiest Girls on Twitter
Fun fact: Twitter is full of hot women, and some of them parade out hot, instant pics on a daily basis.
WTF Soccer Team Nicknames
Clockwork Orange? Socceroos? What’s up with that?
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10 Ways Not to Suck in Bed
She finally invited you over to her place. Don’t screw it up.
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Top 10 Barchetypes
There are precisely 10 kinds of bars in the world. The Imbiber is here to give you the rundown.
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7 Signs That You’ve Given Up on Getting Laid
When you’re no longer interested in impressing the opposite sex, you’re done.
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10 Bro No-Nos
There’s nothing wrong with a little bromance—just don’t go rollerblading together, okay?
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Wanted: Anakin Skywalker
So Darth Vader robbed a bank. Here’s how we think he demanded the cash.
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Light ‘Em Up: 12 Epilepsy-Inducing Concert Light Shows
Prep the chuck bucket.
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The Smoking Jacket’s 69 Sexist Celebrities
This was supposed to be a list of sexy celebrities, but a simple typo derailed everything
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Eight Legendary Drinking Binges that Only Celebrities Could Have Gotten Away With
You don’t have to be a celebrity to partake in a drinking binge. But it sure helps if you hope to avoid any serious repercussions.
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Four People Who Shouldn’t (But Do) Have Stuff Named After Them
Is naming a school after a Nazi a bad idea? Of course, but that doesn’t stop people from doing it, apparently.
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Seven Remarkably Unhelpful Police Sketches
We’re certain that police sketches have led to the apprehension of countless violent criminals. We’re even more certain that none of these sketches led to anything useful at all.
The Six Sexiest Moments in TSA History So Far
The recent TSA pat down controversy takes a turn for the sexy in these six videos.
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The Breast of the Breast Infomercials
There’s plenty of late-night TV cleavage to entertain you if you know where to look.
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Top 10 Barchetypes
There are precisely 10 kinds of bars in the world. The Imbiber is here to give you the rundown.
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How to Get Laid at Work
Offices are pressure cookers of erotic fury. Here’s how to make the most of your 9 to 5.
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10 Ways Not to Suck in Bed
She finally invited you over to her place. Don’t screw it up.
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Top 10 Bikini Wrestling Videos
These girls can give us a Friday Night Smackdown anytime.
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7 Signs That You’ve Given Up on Getting Laid
When you’re no longer interested in impressing the opposite sex, you’re done.
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The 10 Most Overrated Movies of All-Time
10 movies that everyone loves. Everyone except us.
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How to Get Laid at Work
Offices are pressure cookers of erotic fury. Here’s how to make the most of your 9 to 5.
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Seven Annoying Statements You Hear From Every Waiter
This discourse should be immediately eliminated from restaurants everywhere, before hungry customers toss their collective cookies.
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North Korea’s Twitter Page Translated
North Korea has joined Twitter! Hooray! Here’s a translated look at what’s been on their mind the past few days.
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The Seven People Who Will Ruin Your Quick Trip to the Store
Planning on a quick 10-minute trip to the store? These people will be waiting to turn that 10 minutes into hours of hell.
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11 Effeminate Things About Football
These examples of less-than-Neanderthal behavior should be done away with before they completely destroy football’s façade of toughness.
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Who Will Be the Next Mark Zuckerberg?
Will one of these five young entrepreneurs be the next billion dollar internet mogul?
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The Smoking Jacket’s 69 Sexist Celebrities
This was supposed to be a list of sexy celebrities, but a simple typo derailed everything
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Light ‘Em Up: 12 Epilepsy-Inducing Concert Light Shows
Prep the chuck bucket.
