Headshots: Pulling Out Is So 2011
Riding bareback with the hope of procreation is de rigeur, and with any luck the trend will make its way from Hollywood to the wayward teen bedrooms of Middle America.
The Playboy Morning Show… And Tell
This week on Playboy Radio: Women who smell like cars, boob cutouts, and naked Twister.
Presidential Mojo: The 5 Easy Steps to Scoring Like Obama
Five tips for lovin up on women gleaned from Barack’s ex. Sort of.
NASCAR: Cougar On the Hood
What happens when NASCAR meets Will Ferrell.
6 World Wars You Probably Never Heard Of
Just a few reasons why the world doesn’t belong to a bunch of inbred kings today.
You Just Don’t Get it, Do You?
Cliches can be so hilarious, sometimes.
Video Games Help You Score, Yo
World of Warcraft will help you get laid. Seriously. According to this video and infographic.
Blow Up Girls: A History of the Sex Doll
The evolution of the anthropomorphic sex machine.
Headshots: Finding a Yummy Single Mommy for Mother’s Day
The four easy steps to scoring a single mom.
Video: Intestine Condoms? Ew.
Throwing on some intestines on your wang might not be a good plan.
Morning Dump: The 9 Biggest Bastards of 2011 and More
A collection of 14 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web.
20 Things to Look Forward to in 2012: Part 1
WE ARE SO READY TO PUT LAST YEAR BEHIND US (yes, we are talking about you 2011), and embrace the future with full force. With that in mind, we’ve gathered 20 things to look forward…
Morning Dump, Afternoon Edition: 7 Movies You Didn’t Realize Were Subtly Racist and More
A COLLECTION OF 15 GREAT STORIES FROM SOME OF OUR FAVORITE SITES AROUND THE WEB. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call this one “Morning Dump: Afternoon Edition” because…
The 7 Steps to Turning Your Life Into an Adele Song
It takes careful crafting to capture the lamest hearts in America.
Man Crush / Douchebag of the Week
This year has been nothing if not the Year of Matt Flynn.
The Career Student: 7 Easy Steps
University is about getting drunk, getting laid, and avoiding responsibility.
Eye Quit: An Interactive Infographic in Honor of Michele Bachmann’s Departure
In honor of Michele Bachmann’s failed presidential campaign.
The Teen Mom Guide to Parenting
IT’S AMAZING MORE SIXTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRLS AREN’T TERRIFIED OF THEIR OWN VAGINAS, what with the MTV show Teen Mom as popular as it is. Teen Mom follows a group of adolescent mothers as stumble through parenting…
6 Things You Need to Know About Hank Chien, the Reigning King of Kong
Hank Chien holds the current Donkey Kong record with a score of over a million—but he’s also a successful doctor, humble competitor and all around awesome guy.
Mess with Your Facebook Friends
Facebook would like me to think I have 4,000 friends. If that were true, I wouldn’t sit at home every Saturday night, at least one person would have helped the last time I moved, and…
Video Dump: Bad Lip Reading is Probably More Accurate Than They Think
Hey politics! Why so serious?
Video Dump: Louis CK; Modern Day Prophet
Someone get Louis CK a pair of open-toed sandals and some bedsheets.
Video Dump: All the Shit Everyone Has Ever Said… Now Shut Up
Can we just all agree that this needs to stop?
Video Dump: Shit is Like Fire, and Other Toilet Scenes
Scenes from the crapper.
A Dog’s Life: Would You Give a Dog Mouth-to-snout Resuscitation?
People will do almost anything to protect man’s best friend.
The Writer’s Guide to Staying Single
6 easy steps to permanent bachelorhood.
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Sex Toy or Dog Toy?
Can you tell the difference between a toy for your dog and a toy for pleasuring your lady? It’s probably not nearly as easy as you think!
The 5 Most Awesome Ménages à Trois
At TSJ we celebrate historical threesomes on V-Day.
Ask TSJ: I Want to Ask My Receptionist Out
Media sensation Tracy Pendergast and TSJ’s new managing editor, Melissa Bull, set aside some time in their busy schedules to answer your questions.
Whatever Happened to Ringtones?
Somewhere out there, millions of people are buying ringtones like it’s 2005.
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The 5 Most Awesome Ménages à Trois
At TSJ we celebrate historical threesomes on V-Day.
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Ask TSJ: I Want to Ask My Receptionist Out
Media sensation Tracy Pendergast and TSJ’s new managing editor, Melissa Bull, set aside some time in their busy schedules to answer your questions.
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A Dog’s Life: Would You Give a Dog Mouth-to-snout Resuscitation?
People will do almost anything to protect man’s best friend.
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The Writer’s Guide to Staying Single
6 easy steps to permanent bachelorhood.
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Whatever Happened to Ringtones?
Somewhere out there, millions of people are buying ringtones like it’s 2005.
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The 7 Steps to Turning Your Life Into an Adele Song
It takes careful crafting to capture the lamest hearts in America.
5 Weird Things Dudes Do with Their Dicks
SO I’VE POLLED MY EXTENSIVE POSSE OF LADY FRIENDS and come up with 5 of the funnier things you all do with your junk that… uh… kinda weird us out, actually. We love you, chicos, but… seriously?…
Ten Stories in 2011 You’ll Be Sorry You Missed
Not every headline needs to make your head hurt. Here are ten of the most popular stories in social media in 2011 as ranked by Diggs, Likes, Tweets and Shares.
Give it Up: New Year’s Resolutions Are Pointless
New Year’s resolutions are worthless, and you shouldn’t bother making any.
6 Laughably Overpriced Celebrity Products
Tack a famous name onto some low-quality merch and you’ll make a mint.
