Offal Nice: Donkey Semen Cocktails and Other Fear Factor-Inspired Recipes
Everything gross is considered a delicacy someplace.
Day of the Groundhog
Be the fucking groundhog, and other suggestions for Feb 2.
February 2012 is Happening
February’s all about your inflated self-esteem, luge, aliens, and mobsters. And Super Bowl.
Video Dump: Shit is Like Fire, and Other Toilet Scenes
Scenes from the crapper.
2 Sharks Trapped in 1 Body
Gemini the 2-headed shark on Carmen Electra, baby seals, and nudity.
New Age Board Games
Play the terrorist! Pull a Charlie Sheen card! Die lolling!
Drink Up: Bar Crawling on the Cheap
Hipster culture has made even the dive bar ironically cool, so a Pabst tallboy at your local hole now costs $18.50. The solution? Flasks, lies, vomit, and more.
When Your Dog is Shitting Condoms
Jenny Mollen’s dog snacks on prophylactics.
The Colon Rectum, and Other Weirdly-named Animals
Animals named after assholes, snot, and Carmen Electra.
Six Celebrities Still Miraculously Alive in 2012
How are these celebs not dead yet?
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Sex Toy or Dog Toy?
Can you tell the difference between a toy for your dog and a toy for pleasuring your lady? It’s probably not nearly as easy as you think!
Ask TSJ: I Want to Ask My Receptionist Out
Media sensation Tracy Pendergast and TSJ’s new managing editor, Melissa Bull, set aside some time in their busy schedules to answer your questions.
A Dog’s Life: Would You Give a Dog Mouth-to-snout Resuscitation?
People will do almost anything to protect man’s best friend.
Whatever Happened to Ringtones?
Somewhere out there, millions of people are buying ringtones like it’s 2005.
5 Weird Things Dudes Do with Their Dicks
SO I’VE POLLED MY EXTENSIVE POSSE OF LADY FRIENDS and come up with 5 of the funnier things you all do with your junk that… uh… kinda weird us out, actually. We love you, chicos, but… seriously?…
The Writer’s Guide to Staying Single
6 easy steps to permanent bachelorhood.
Ten Stories in 2011 You’ll Be Sorry You Missed
Not every headline needs to make your head hurt. Here are ten of the most popular stories in social media in 2011 as ranked by Diggs, Likes, Tweets and Shares.
6 Laughably Overpriced Celebrity Products
Tack a famous name onto some low-quality merch and you’ll make a mint.
7 Deadly Cities WAY More Sinful Than Las Vegas
7. LUST: BANGKOK It’s all in the name. Referred to as the prostitution capital of the world, Bangkok puts Amsterdam and Rio de Janeiro to shame. The city is ground zero for too many…
Give it Up: New Year’s Resolutions Are Pointless
New Year’s resolutions are worthless, and you shouldn’t bother making any.
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A Dog’s Life: Would You Give a Dog Mouth-to-snout Resuscitation?
People will do almost anything to protect man’s best friend.
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The Writer’s Guide to Staying Single
6 easy steps to permanent bachelorhood.
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Sex Toy or Dog Toy?
Can you tell the difference between a toy for your dog and a toy for pleasuring your lady? It’s probably not nearly as easy as you think!
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Ask TSJ: I Want to Ask My Receptionist Out
Media sensation Tracy Pendergast and TSJ’s new managing editor, Melissa Bull, set aside some time in their busy schedules to answer your questions.
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Whatever Happened to Ringtones?
Somewhere out there, millions of people are buying ringtones like it’s 2005.
The 7 Steps to Turning Your Life Into an Adele Song
It takes careful crafting to capture the lamest hearts in America.
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5 Weird Things Dudes Do with Their Dicks
SO I’VE POLLED MY EXTENSIVE POSSE OF LADY FRIENDS and come up with 5 of the funnier things you all do with your junk that… uh… kinda weird us out, actually. We love you, chicos, but… seriously?…
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Ten Stories in 2011 You’ll Be Sorry You Missed
Not every headline needs to make your head hurt. Here are ten of the most popular stories in social media in 2011 as ranked by Diggs, Likes, Tweets and Shares.
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Give it Up: New Year’s Resolutions Are Pointless
New Year’s resolutions are worthless, and you shouldn’t bother making any.
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6 Laughably Overpriced Celebrity Products
Tack a famous name onto some low-quality merch and you’ll make a mint.
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Sex Toy or Dog Toy?
Can you tell the difference between a toy for your dog and a toy for pleasuring your lady? It’s probably not nearly as easy as you think!
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The 8 Most Overeducated Porn Stars
It’s great that porn stars have an education and something to fall back on later in life. On the other hand, it does create this odd disconnect to discover that somebody you’ve seen naked and…
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Blood on the Couch: A Tale of Making a Good First Impression
Jenny’s wrong-time-of-the-month gets worse.
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7 Deadly Cities WAY More Sinful Than Las Vegas
7. LUST: BANGKOK It’s all in the name. Referred to as the prostitution capital of the world, Bangkok puts Amsterdam and Rio de Janeiro to shame. The city is ground zero for too many…
Eye Quit: An Interactive Infographic in Honor of Michele Bachmann’s Departure
In honor of Michele Bachmann’s failed presidential campaign.
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Ask TSJ: I Want to Ask My Receptionist Out
Media sensation Tracy Pendergast and TSJ’s new managing editor, Melissa Bull, set aside some time in their busy schedules to answer your questions.
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A Dog’s Life: Would You Give a Dog Mouth-to-snout Resuscitation?
People will do almost anything to protect man’s best friend.
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The Writer’s Guide to Staying Single
6 easy steps to permanent bachelorhood.
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Whatever Happened to Ringtones?
Somewhere out there, millions of people are buying ringtones like it’s 2005.
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The 7 Steps to Turning Your Life Into an Adele Song
It takes careful crafting to capture the lamest hearts in America.
