A thirst for bikini history, you say? We’re here to quench that.
There is no shortage of human stupidity in warfare.
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Ayn Rand’s objectivist philosophy shares some ugly similarities to L. Ron Hubbard’s Scientology. The only thing separating the two? One good “South Park” episode.
Underdogs kicking ass and winning wars throughout history. Thaz how they roll.
Enjoy your patriotism while it lasts.
Hey Dan Brown — write up a little something about the giant mystery dicks Michelangelo painted all over the Sistine Chapel, whydontcha.
Don’t say we never gave you nuthin’.
5
Just a few reasons why the world doesn’t belong to a bunch of inbred kings today.
What if the USA banned alcohol? What if the USA was called ‘The United States of Earth’? That would be lame times. Here’s a list of near-misses.
People will do almost anything to protect man’s best friend.
2
If you think the justice system has taken a turn for the strange in recent years, rest assured, it’s not nearly as bad as it used to be.
People will do almost anything to protect man’s best friend.
What if the USA banned alcohol? What if the USA was called ‘The United States of Earth’? That would be lame times. Here’s a list of near-misses.
5
Just a few reasons why the world doesn’t belong to a bunch of inbred kings today.
Don’t say we never gave you nuthin’.
Hey Dan Brown — write up a little something about the giant mystery dicks Michelangelo painted all over the Sistine Chapel, whydontcha.
Enjoy your patriotism while it lasts.
Underdogs kicking ass and winning wars throughout history. Thaz how they roll.
2
Ayn Rand’s objectivist philosophy shares some ugly similarities to L. Ron Hubbard’s Scientology. The only thing separating the two? One good “South Park” episode.
There is no shortage of human stupidity in warfare.
People will do almost anything to protect man’s best friend.
2
If you think the justice system has taken a turn for the strange in recent years, rest assured, it’s not nearly as bad as it used to be.
What if the USA banned alcohol? What if the USA was called ‘The United States of Earth’? That would be lame times. Here’s a list of near-misses.
5
Just a few reasons why the world doesn’t belong to a bunch of inbred kings today.
Don’t say we never gave you nuthin’.
Hey Dan Brown — write up a little something about the giant mystery dicks Michelangelo painted all over the Sistine Chapel, whydontcha.
Enjoy your patriotism while it lasts.
Underdogs kicking ass and winning wars throughout history. Thaz how they roll.
2
Ayn Rand’s objectivist philosophy shares some ugly similarities to L. Ron Hubbard’s Scientology. The only thing separating the two? One good “South Park” episode.
There is no shortage of human stupidity in warfare.
5
Just a few reasons why the world doesn’t belong to a bunch of inbred kings today.
2
If you think the justice system has taken a turn for the strange in recent years, rest assured, it’s not nearly as bad as it used to be.
2
Ayn Rand’s objectivist philosophy shares some ugly similarities to L. Ron Hubbard’s Scientology. The only thing separating the two? One good “South Park” episode.
Enjoy your patriotism while it lasts.
There is no shortage of human stupidity in warfare.
A thirst for bikini history, you say? We’re here to quench that.
People will do almost anything to protect man’s best friend.
What if the USA banned alcohol? What if the USA was called ‘The United States of Earth’? That would be lame times. Here’s a list of near-misses.
Don’t say we never gave you nuthin’.
Hey Dan Brown — write up a little something about the giant mystery dicks Michelangelo painted all over the Sistine Chapel, whydontcha.