Headshots: The 5 Worst Things to Get Into Your Pants
Not everything that can crawl into your pants should stay there.
Headshots: Zombie Sex Toys & Spray Can Cheese
These five initiatives will either revitalize your sex life or kill you.
5 Things We Learned About Cinco de Mayo
Cinco de Mayo has nothing to do with mayonnaise?
Superman Is a Whore (+ More Kal-El Fun Facts)
Here are five Superman facts you’re not likely to find in “Man of Steel.”
Headshots: When 4/20 Just Ain’t Enough
Jack Daniels Day is right around the corner. Get that liver limber!
Headshots: Taxes! Taxes! Taxes!
The only inevitabilities in life are death, taxes, and STDs, if you go to college in Florida.
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5 Things Your Parents Will Ruin
Are your parents on Twitter now? Fuck that shit.
Headshots: The 5 Worst Canadian Beers
An anti-menu of drinks. Bookmark this page for the next time you travel north for good hockey and topless breakfast joints.
Headshots: Spring Break Recovery Tips
So you’re back in your dorm room with only an STD, an unwanted pregnancy, and a sunburn to show for a week in Cabo. TSJ has your recovery guide.
Headshots: Post-St. Paddy’s Day Edition
We just woke up at a Boston Sheraton in a pool of green vomit, surrounded by half-naked interns with fresh shamrock tattoos. You?
Headshots: The NHL Explained
Pummeling, penalties, beards, and babes: The NHL explained.
Headshots: Thoroughbred Racing, Not Just for Horses
Headshots looks towards the upcoming Kentucky Derby and suggests other beasts to race, like dolphins, bears, or hipsters.
Headshots: Finding a Yummy Single Mommy for Mother’s Day
The four easy steps to scoring a single mom.
Headshots: Pulling Out Is So 2011
Riding bareback with the hope of procreation is de rigeur, and with any luck the trend will make its way from Hollywood to the wayward teen bedrooms of Middle America.
Headshots: Dead Like Gingrich
5 things that don’t know they’re over.
Headshots: Let’s Blow this Fascist Popsicle Stand!
If you owned your own country, you’d never have to take anyone’s shit ever again. Here are five countries on the brink of foreclosing you should really think about buying up.
Headshots: School’s Out!
YO. This ain’t your daddy’s summer. Here’s what to do with yourself to wile away your summer months.
Headshots: Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!
The zombie master plan: A brilliant disguise of desensitization meant to prepare us for the slaughter, the horror, the Armageddon of the risen.
Headshots: Let’s Read and Then Get Naked!
Fear, loathing, and Bibling: TSJ’s answer to Bloomsday.
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Shove Your Beautiful Game Up Your Ass
There’s a lot of reasons why Americans don’t get into soccer. Football. Soccer. Whatever.
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Headshots: The NHL Explained
Pummeling, penalties, beards, and babes: The NHL explained.
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Headshots: Let’s Blow this Fascist Popsicle Stand!
If you owned your own country, you’d never have to take anyone’s shit ever again. Here are five countries on the brink of foreclosing you should really think about buying up.
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Headshots: Thoroughbred Racing, Not Just for Horses
Headshots looks towards the upcoming Kentucky Derby and suggests other beasts to race, like dolphins, bears, or hipsters.
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Headshots: Finding a Yummy Single Mommy for Mother’s Day
The four easy steps to scoring a single mom.
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Headshots: Pulling Out Is So 2011
Riding bareback with the hope of procreation is de rigeur, and with any luck the trend will make its way from Hollywood to the wayward teen bedrooms of Middle America.
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Headshots: Dead Like Gingrich
5 things that don’t know they’re over.
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Headshots: School’s Out!
YO. This ain’t your daddy’s summer. Here’s what to do with yourself to wile away your summer months.
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Headshots: Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!
The zombie master plan: A brilliant disguise of desensitization meant to prepare us for the slaughter, the horror, the Armageddon of the risen.
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Headshots: Let’s Read and Then Get Naked!
Fear, loathing, and Bibling: TSJ’s answer to Bloomsday.
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Shove Your Beautiful Game Up Your Ass
There’s a lot of reasons why Americans don’t get into soccer. Football. Soccer. Whatever.
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Petraeus, Betray Us! A Guide to Getting Caught
Five ways you’re definitely going to get caught cheating on your partner.
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Shove Your Beautiful Game Up Your Ass
There’s a lot of reasons why Americans don’t get into soccer. Football. Soccer. Whatever.
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Dumping the Brits Was the Best. Breakup. EVER.
Answer me this, Princess Charles: How the hell can you shoot someone if you don’t have a gun?
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5 Other Things the Greeks Gave Us That Suck
Frat parties, gyros, anal — some people might call it a night after that.
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5 Bullshit Summer Olympic Sports
The HAMMER THROW? No, really, it’s a sport.
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Headshots: Learning How to Love on Ladies
A TSJ writer goes from lovin up on discount liquor to getting good with honeys.
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Headshots: Hire-a-Pope! Our Top 5 Candidates
“I’d tap that Pope ass” and other stuff you’ll be saying when Katie Holmes is Pope. (Popess? Pipe? Peep?)
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5 Things Your Parents Will Ruin
Are your parents on Twitter now? Fuck that shit.
Performance Enhancing Drugs, Ball Acne, and You
Thinking of shoving a needle full of anabolic steroids into your ass in order to find fame and fortune? Think again.
Headshots: iPhones for the iPeople
We dreamed of video phones, robot butlers, and flying skateboards but all we got was this iPhone.
