On the Sauce: Beer by Another Name
Wild Turkey bourbon + stout in one bottle. But is it beer?
Charity Porn Site Aims to Change Perceptions of Sex + More in Sexy Ads
The six sexiest ads in recent advertising history.
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5 Questions We Want Answered in “Wolverine”
We gotta have some answers or we’re gonna start slinging some adamantium.
Video Dump: Drunk Interviews on “The Yafa Show”
In vino veritas.
TSJ Interviews Comedian Fred Stoller
You have a TV? You’ve seen this guy.
Ask TSJ: Who’s Hotter? Gillian Anderson or David Duchovny?
We do our best on this one. We really do.
Video Dump: Lego Masterpiece Theatre
This is how playing with Legos should be done.
The 4 Worst Movies Based on Video Games
These movies are total garbage.
Playboy Radio’s Morning Show… and Tell!
They put sexy all over the radiowaves.
Stephen Curry vs. Titus Young
Do the Warriors have enough to actually beat Miami (assuming Chicago doesn’t first LOL)? Still, it’s hard to rule out a team with Steph Curry.
Why the Coolest Girls are Comic Book Geeks
If you want to meet smart, sexy, wickedly cool women, try hanging out at your local comic book store.
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10 Hilarious Cover Letter Blunders
Trying to get your foot in the door? Here’s what NOT to say in your opening salvo.
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How to Get Drunk at a Children’s Birthday Party
Being a drunk Deadbeat Dad at a child’s birthday party is a protest of the highest order.
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The 5 People You Will Meet at the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally
The Sturgis Motorcycle Rally kicks off in a few days. If you’re planning to go, here are five people you should expect to see when you get there.
Bangs Wants to Meet You On the Facebook
Sudanese rap sensation Bangs wants to meet you the Fazebooooook.
Science 1, Beer Guts 0
Belly-buttons now tell us that fat guys suck at sports.
Lady Loses Her McMind Over McNuggets Denial
So what if it isn’t 10:30 yet? Give this woman some chicken nuggets, for chrissakes!
5 Unbelievable Things Used to Commit Armed Robbery
Think all you need to make a little dirty cash is a gun and a good disguise? You’re wrong. Turns out you don’t even need the gun!
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7 More Celebrity Spawn Sex Tapes We’d Like to See
Hopefully Montana Fishburne is the first in a long line of sex tapes from famous offspring.
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Where In the World is Pee-Wee Herman?
Where on earth could this photo possibly have been taken? Fear not, we have the answer!
Video Dump: “Lie Witness News” Is in Touch with the People
It’s not the most accurate news source, but it’s probably the funniest.
Video Dump: The Condom Challenge Is the Saddest Challenge of All
This is why we can’t have nice things.
Video Dump: Admiral Ackbar’s Hidden Talents
Admiral Ackbar missed his calling in show business.
Video Dump: Burglars Being Good at Being Stupid
Stupid burglars who are in dire need of a career change.
Video Dump: The Harsh Truth About Google Glasses
Google Glasses is what happens when technology jumps the shark.
Video Dump: We Pity the Fool Who Doesn’t Ask Mr. T
A comeback we’re welcoming with open arms and a neckful of gold chains.
Video Dump: The 5 Dumbest Game Show Contestants Ever
It’s time to play stupid!
Video Dump: Rude Awakenings
Turns out your alarm clock isn’t so bad after all.
Video Dump: The Musical Stylings of Screaming Goats
Goats that sound like humans who sing with pop stars. WTF.
Video Dump: Harlem Shake it Out of Your System
That’ll do Harlem Shake, that’ll do…
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Nine Guys We Wish Were Still Playing in the NBA
These former players would at least make the regular season a bit more entertaining.
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Cosmo’s “Own His Orgasm” Rewritten
The mission: to take an article from Cosmopolitan and rewrite it from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view.
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Seven Remarkably Unhelpful Police Sketches
We’re certain that police sketches have led to the apprehension of countless violent criminals. We’re even more certain that none of these sketches led to anything useful at all.
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Where In the World is Pee-Wee Herman?
Where on earth could this photo possibly have been taken? Fear not, we have the answer!
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Everything I Need to Know about the Playground…I Learned by Watching “Oz”
Don’t be fooled: The first person to approach you on the playground is not your friend.
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Don’t Dress Your Baby Like Hitler
As a Jew, Deadbeat Dad is enamored with his son’s Aryan features. But dressing up his kid like Hitler? Not the best idea.
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The Six Landmark Boners in a Man’s Life
A man’s life is filled with so much wood that it’s hard to keep track of it all. But really, why bother? These six landmark boners are all that matter.
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Canada vs. Mexico: Who’s the Better Neighbor?
One of them gave us maple syrup and ice sports. The other gave us delicious Mexican food and a seemingly endless pool of inexpensive labor. But between Canada and Mexico, who makes for the better…
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Five Celebrities We Wish Weren’t Scientologists
Just don’t take Will Smith, please.
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Nine Surprisingly Sexy Mugshots
Getting arrested is no fun. So kudos to these ladies who at least came away from their incarceration with a smoking hot mugshot picture.
