5 Bad Habits to Break (or Hide) to Improve Your Dating Life
How to be your most gentlemanly dude self when you’re out in public.
Headshots: Tim Tebow Needs a Lay
Jesus, what a friend to sinners. Cash in on some of that, Tebow, whydontcha? Might help.
This Week’s 4 Best Viral Videos
This week our feed went red alert for total madness.
Lovely Lady Links: The Women of Steel and More
The loveliest women from the Internet. Here for you.
The Playboy Morning Show… and Tell!
Turn it on, turn it up, listen in to sexy on the radio.
Gary Neal VS. New England Patriots
We can definitely get excited about a guy named Gary Neal taking down a man with a “Chosen 1″ tattoo.
3 Tips to Stage a Sleazy Threesie
You have aspirations of luring more than one woman at a time into your filthy bed? Lower your standards and utilize the following tips to make it happen.
Video Dump: The Freudian Slip Collection
It’s not a new line of lingerie for old geezers but we kind of wish it was.
The 9 Best Baseball Traditions
Here’s a list of nine traditions that make baseball baseball.
Comedian Myq Kaplan Talks “Meat Robot”
Tackling subjects like Jesus, porn, Chuck Norris and vegans, Myq Kaplan’s “Meat Robot” is forty-six minutes of pure, unfiltered funny.
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Ballbreaker: Reby Sky
We ask a sexy babe what pisses her off. Today’s Ballbreaker: Reby Sky.
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Comedian Owned by Heckler
When a heckler has better comedic timing than the comic, said comic is in deep doo-doo.
Accused Vandal Vandalizes Accusers
A two-bit news crew provokes a white trash mother/son duo armed with a dozen eggs. Ass-hattery ensues.
Reason No. 833 Why Clowns Suck
What a way to go…
Darth Vader’s Crime Spree Photographs
Darth Vader’s bank robbery is just the latest caper in his long-running crime spree.
Real World NFL Wonderlic Test
With a few tweaks to make it more pertinent to today’s athlete, the personnel test can indeed predict success in the NFL.
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Miami is Marathon Sex City (Infographic)
Sex trivia…so fun! Miami-ans last longer, June is de-virginizing month.
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Knocked Up News Anchor
Not literally. She was just talking about the movie. Riiiiiiiiiiight…..
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The Realities of Being a Single Guy
Stop kidding yourselves. It ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.
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Most Accurately Named Skate Park in America
If you’re gonna put up a sign for a skate park, you might as well tell it like it is.
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Charity Porn Site Aims to Change Perceptions of Sex + More in Sexy Ads
The six sexiest ads in recent advertising history.
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Wikipedia’s Increasingly Angry Pleas for Cash
Is it just us, or are those Wikipedia fundraising banner ads getting a little bit tense?
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Four People Who Shouldn’t (But Do) Have Stuff Named After Them
Is naming a school after a Nazi a bad idea? Of course, but that doesn’t stop people from doing it, apparently.
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Seven Remarkably Unhelpful Police Sketches
We’re certain that police sketches have led to the apprehension of countless violent criminals. We’re even more certain that none of these sketches led to anything useful at all.
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Video Dump: The Freudian Slip Collection
It’s not a new line of lingerie for old geezers but we kind of wish it was.
Video Dump: God, According to “Family Guy”
If there is a God, we hope he’s this guy.
Video Dump: The Art of the Fart
Five fartastic videos about passing gas because we’re very mature.
Video Dump: The Complete Collection of Nutshots
We’ll have you holding on to your crotch for a whole different reason.
Video Dump: The Funny People on Vine
Hilarious Vine videos we found that’ll make you want to jump on the Vine app bandwagon.
Video: Physics Student Owns Cop in Math
University student schools a cop on how to count breathalyzer numbers. Yeesh.
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Knocked Up News Anchor
Not literally. She was just talking about the movie. Riiiiiiiiiiight…..
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Seven Annoying Statements You Hear From Every Waiter
This discourse should be immediately eliminated from restaurants everywhere, before hungry customers toss their collective cookies.
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North Korea’s Twitter Page Translated
North Korea has joined Twitter! Hooray! Here’s a translated look at what’s been on their mind the past few days.
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The Seven People Who Will Ruin Your Quick Trip to the Store
Planning on a quick 10-minute trip to the store? These people will be waiting to turn that 10 minutes into hours of hell.
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Miami is Marathon Sex City (Infographic)
Sex trivia…so fun! Miami-ans last longer, June is de-virginizing month.
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Ten Great Moments in Conan O’Brien History
In celebration of Conan O’Brien’s long-awaited return to late-night television, we take a look at our favorite moments from one of the funniest people on the planet.
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The 2010 Jheri Curl Hall of Fame
The jheri curl was the go to hairstyle for many an athlete and entertainer in the 80′s and 90′s. But who rocked the slippery hairstyle the best?
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How to Get Drunk at a Children’s Birthday Party
Being a drunk Deadbeat Dad at a child’s birthday party is a protest of the highest order.
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A Not-So-Happy Ending
When your bundle of joy first arrives, your sex life goes completely out the window. Thus, you must literally take matters into your own hands.
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5 Famous Guys Who Slid Way Down the Food Chain to Cheat
Sometimes, famous people cheat. That’s to be expected. But we never expected any of the stuff on this list to happen.
