Morning Dump: 10 Style Tips You Can Learn From Redneck T.V. and More
This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web.
Morning Dump: 9 of the Douchiest T.V. Shows Ever Made and More
This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web.
Video Dump: 5 Badass Street Performers
Pure, 100 percent talent; not from concentrate.
Morning Dump: 5 Real-Life Stories of Twins Creepier Than Any Horror Movie and More
This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web.
Video Dump: Furious Pete’s Eating Frenzy Extravaganza
The bodybuilding slash eating machine.
Video Dump: TLC’s Crazy Obsession with Quality Television
Prepare to feel very, very normal.
Video Dump: Admiral Ackbar’s Hidden Talents
Admiral Ackbar missed his calling in show business.
Morning Dump: 18 Ways to Avoid True Love and More
This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web.
Video Dump: We Pity the Fool Who Doesn’t Ask Mr. T
A comeback we’re welcoming with open arms and a neckful of gold chains.
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Video Dump: The 5 Greatest Freak-Outs of All Time
Classic freak-outs we’ve grown to love.
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The 8 Most Overeducated Porn Stars
It’s great that porn stars have an education and something to fall back on later in life. On the other hand, it does create this odd disconnect to discover that somebody you’ve seen naked and…
Morning Dump: Dry Spells, Moist Panties, the Friend Zone and More
We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. Click the pics to read each article.
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What She Said: Blood on the Couch: A Tale of Making a Good First Impression
Jenny’s wrong-time-of-the-month gets worse.
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Don’t Have Kids: 10 Reasons
There’s at least six thousand and twenty-two reasons not to have kids. Here are ten.
Lost in the ‘Wood: Why Serial Cheaters Downgrade
Cheating on your famous and attractive wife seems unimaginable to all of us who don’t have famous or attractive wives.
Facebook Creeper
“This is how people must have dated in the 90s,” I think to myself each time a fling sans-Facebook dwindles.
Funemployment: 5 Ways to Get Through the Day
Are you out of work? Do you spend your days in your pajamas scrolling Craigslist and yelling at your cats? The Smoking Jacket is here to provide you with fulfilling ways to spend your days…
Hippycrites: Faking Green
Meet the fake greenie (aka the hippycrite), the person you didn’t know you wanted to punch.
Portland Wants Me
Laura Trethewey gets hit on a lot.
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Six Celebrities Still Miraculously Alive in 2012
How are these celebs not dead yet?
Video Dump: Celebrities Who Can Rhyme Part-Time
Actresses let out their inner Jay-Z, awesomeness ensues.
Video Dump: 5 Excruciatingly Awful Oscar Speeches
Actors who ruined their Oscar moment in epic fashion.
Video Dump: The 6 Hottest Female Stand-Up Comedians
Hot AND hilarious women? It exists!
Video Dump: “The Call of the Wildman” Is Pure Entertainment
Got a pesky critter? Got some pie? The Turtleman’s your guy.
Video Dump: Sign Spinning Made Awesome
Sign spinners who took their ordinary job and made it extraordinary.
Video Dump: Everything You Need to Know About the End of the World
Maybe the Mayans just ran out of room. But just in case, we got your back.
Video Dump: Epic Rap Battles of History
Old skool beefs settled by mad lyrics.
Video Dump: 6 Awesome Videos That Will Inspire You to Kick Ass Today
Life kicking you in the ass? Get up, because today, it’s your turn.
Video Dump: A Serious Case of the Giggles
The evil villain that no one talks about; the more you fight it, the stronger it gets.
Video Dump: Victoria’s Secret’s Musical Performances
These musicians almost stole the show… until the models walked out in their underpants.
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6 Animals with Immunities Humans Would Kill For
Animals don’t need to get bitten by radioactive spiders to have superpowers. They’re way ahead of us that way.
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Shrink Wrap This: 5 Crazy Facts About Condoms
The history of packaging for your package.
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Blowing My Wad — Part 1: How I Pissed 500K on Booze and Whores
When an accident becomes a windfall: Part 1 in Andy Sweat’s series of scandalous exploits.
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Morning Dump: Summer Staycation, Holiday Without Leaving Home and More
This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web.
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Video Dump: How to Be a Booty-shaking Judge
Are you man enough for the job?
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Video Dump: The Summer Olympic’s Sexiest Athletes
Here are six smoking hot Olympic athletes to watch out for in London.
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Video Dump: Ghosts Caught On Tape
These ghosts are ready for their close-up.
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Video Dump: The Best of “Friends” Blooper Reels
They were hilarious even when they were screwing up.
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5 Things to Expect from Kim and Kanye When They Become Parents
Their obnoxiousness will runneth over all of us.
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Morning Dump: 9 of the Worst Oscar Winners Ever and More
This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web.
