Necessity is the mother of invention, and when your career is smuggling drugs you birth more solutions than Octomom does welfare benefits.
- 5 Nations the US Tried to Annex
- Ask TSJ: You Have Nice Boob
- TwitPic Theater: Double or Nothing
- Honest Viagra/Cialis Commercial (feat. Bree Essrig)
Cheaters never win? Sure they don’t.
Back when morphine flowed freely as a matter of course, Presidential speeches got a little cray-cray.
Hopeful rookies and prideful veterans are gathering in Sarasota, Florida, and Arizona. From anywhere in continental America right now you can smell the pine tar, rosin, and syringes promising summer’s game: Major League baseball.
How the world would went from lame to psychedelic.
The definitive list of drug-enhanced music.
Chapter 3: What happens when big spender Andy Sweat decides what he really needs is a real, live, pornstar girlfriend.
What would happen if the US legalized pot? It would be totally rad, man.