2
Cosmo’s “Your Weirdest Period Questions” Regurgitated
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM is rendered nearly speechless by a horrific article about menstruation.
Cosmo’s “4 Words That Seduce Any Man” Corrected
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM counters Cosmo’s recommendation with 15 other four-word phrases that are guaranteed to be more effective.
Cosmo’s “What Your Va-Jay-Jay is Dying to Tell You” Condensed
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, due to time constraints, DM keeps it simple and to the point.
Cosmo’s “Guys Rate 50 Sex Moves” Tweaked
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM explains why the five “take it or leave it” ratings are incorrect.
Cosmo’s “His 6 Secret Sex Spots” Exposed
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM offers up his own “dirty half-dozen” plus a seventh suggestion should all else fail.
2
Cosmo’s “78 Ways to Turn Him On” Praised
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM gives credit where credit is due: two of the 78 ways are actually spot-on!
Cosmo’s Mystery Sex Position Fixed
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM makes the necessary tweaks to what Cosmo alleges is the most satisfying sex position.
15
Cosmo’s “Quickie Tricks” Questioned
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM passes on the main article and attacks its outrageous sidebar instead.
Cosmo’s “The Sex Quiz” Completed
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM fills in the glaring omissions in a multiple-choice sex quiz.
10
Cosmo’s “Bad Girl Sex” Ruined
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM predicts unhappy endings to some naughty sex tricks.
12
Cosmo’s “Own His Orgasm” Rewritten
The mission: to take an article from Cosmopolitan and rewrite it from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view.
Cosmo’s “First, Take Off His Pants” Analyzed
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, we deconstruct perhaps the worst hand job tutorial ever written.
Cosmo’s “Secrets of Male Arousal” Debunked
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, we torch an unnecessarily elaborate sex report that advocates using heat during foreplay.
2
Cosmo’s “60 Sex Tips” Revised
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM bitch slaps 60 suggestions for getting a guy off without using the hands.
-
10
Cosmo’s “Bad Girl Sex” Ruined
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM predicts unhappy endings to some naughty sex tricks.
-
Cosmo’s “The Sex Quiz” Completed
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM fills in the glaring omissions in a multiple-choice sex quiz.
-
15
Cosmo’s “Quickie Tricks” Questioned
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM passes on the main article and attacks its outrageous sidebar instead.
-
Cosmo’s Mystery Sex Position Fixed
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM makes the necessary tweaks to what Cosmo alleges is the most satisfying sex position.
-
2
Cosmo’s “78 Ways to Turn Him On” Praised
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM gives credit where credit is due: two of the 78 ways are actually spot-on!
-
Cosmo’s “His 6 Secret Sex Spots” Exposed
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM offers up his own “dirty half-dozen” plus a seventh suggestion should all else fail.
-
12
Cosmo’s “Own His Orgasm” Rewritten
The mission: to take an article from Cosmopolitan and rewrite it from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view.
-
Cosmo’s “First, Take Off His Pants” Analyzed
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, we deconstruct perhaps the worst hand job tutorial ever written.
-
Cosmo’s “Secrets of Male Arousal” Debunked
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, we torch an unnecessarily elaborate sex report that advocates using heat during foreplay.
-
2
Cosmo’s “60 Sex Tips” Revised
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM bitch slaps 60 suggestions for getting a guy off without using the hands.
-
10
Cosmo’s “Bad Girl Sex” Ruined
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM predicts unhappy endings to some naughty sex tricks.
-
Cosmo’s “The Sex Quiz” Completed
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM fills in the glaring omissions in a multiple-choice sex quiz.
-
15
Cosmo’s “Quickie Tricks” Questioned
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM passes on the main article and attacks its outrageous sidebar instead.
-
Cosmo’s Mystery Sex Position Fixed
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM makes the necessary tweaks to what Cosmo alleges is the most satisfying sex position.
-
2
Cosmo’s “78 Ways to Turn Him On” Praised
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM gives credit where credit is due: two of the 78 ways are actually spot-on!
-
Cosmo’s “His 6 Secret Sex Spots” Exposed
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM offers up his own “dirty half-dozen” plus a seventh suggestion should all else fail.
-
15
Cosmo’s “Quickie Tricks” Questioned
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM passes on the main article and attacks its outrageous sidebar instead.
-
12
Cosmo’s “Own His Orgasm” Rewritten
The mission: to take an article from Cosmopolitan and rewrite it from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view.
-
10
Cosmo’s “Bad Girl Sex” Ruined
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM predicts unhappy endings to some naughty sex tricks.
-
2
Cosmo’s “60 Sex Tips” Revised
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM bitch slaps 60 suggestions for getting a guy off without using the hands.
-
2
Cosmo’s “78 Ways to Turn Him On” Praised
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM gives credit where credit is due: two of the 78 ways are actually spot-on!
-
2
Cosmo’s “Your Weirdest Period Questions” Regurgitated
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM is rendered nearly speechless by a horrific article about menstruation.
-
Cosmo’s Mystery Sex Position Fixed
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM makes the necessary tweaks to what Cosmo alleges is the most satisfying sex position.
-
Cosmo’s “First, Take Off His Pants” Analyzed
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, we deconstruct perhaps the worst hand job tutorial ever written.
-
Cosmo’s “Secrets of Male Arousal” Debunked
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, we torch an unnecessarily elaborate sex report that advocates using heat during foreplay.
-
Cosmo’s “The Sex Quiz” Completed
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view. This time, DM fills in the glaring omissions in a multiple-choice sex quiz.
