12
Tall Tales
Deadbeat Dad always speaks the truth. Or does he?
3
Holidays in Hell
Man, what is it with this guy and chickens?
7
The Chicken Lover
Deadbeat Dad tends to the chickens. Disaster ensues.
8
The Honkey Chronicles
Michael McDonald, weed and the potential for vehicular homicide. Just another Deadbeat Dad morning.
11
Don’t Dress Your Baby Like Hitler
As a Jew, Deadbeat Dad is enamored with his son’s Aryan features. But dressing up his kid like Hitler? Not the best idea.
Take a Raincheck
Deadbeat Dad is unwell. Stay tuned next week.
8
The Morning After, with Deadbeat Dad
A drunken night out at an NYC fashion show isn’t so fun after all when your kid has ballet class at the crack of friggin’ dawn the next day.
3
What Goes Up Must Come Down
Being a Deadbeat Dad is not without consequence.
Not Today, Kids
Deadbeat Dad is unwell. Stay tuned next week.
14
A Not-So-Happy Ending
When your bundle of joy first arrives, your sex life goes completely out the window. Thus, you must literally take matters into your own hands.
16
How to Use Your Two-Year-Old Child As a Drug Mule
Just because you have a child doesn’t mean you should stop smoking pot.
14
How to Get Drunk at a Children’s Birthday Party
Being a drunk Deadbeat Dad at a child’s birthday party is a protest of the highest order.
17
Deadbeat Dad FAQs
Swearing, strip clubs and all your other pressing questions—answered!
11
Everything I Need to Know about the Playground…I Learned by Watching “Oz”
Don’t be fooled: The first person to approach you on the playground is not your friend.
7
How Much Trouble Am I In?
Being a Deadbeat Dad means always having to say “I’m sorry.” (Plus, lots of marriage counseling.)
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14
A Not-So-Happy Ending
When your bundle of joy first arrives, your sex life goes completely out the window. Thus, you must literally take matters into your own hands.
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Not Today, Kids
Deadbeat Dad is unwell. Stay tuned next week.
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3
What Goes Up Must Come Down
Being a Deadbeat Dad is not without consequence.
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8
The Morning After, with Deadbeat Dad
A drunken night out at an NYC fashion show isn’t so fun after all when your kid has ballet class at the crack of friggin’ dawn the next day.
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Take a Raincheck
Deadbeat Dad is unwell. Stay tuned next week.
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17
Deadbeat Dad FAQs
Swearing, strip clubs and all your other pressing questions—answered!
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14
How to Get Drunk at a Children’s Birthday Party
Being a drunk Deadbeat Dad at a child’s birthday party is a protest of the highest order.
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16
How to Use Your Two-Year-Old Child As a Drug Mule
Just because you have a child doesn’t mean you should stop smoking pot.
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11
Everything I Need to Know about the Playground…I Learned by Watching “Oz”
Don’t be fooled: The first person to approach you on the playground is not your friend.
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7
How Much Trouble Am I In?
Being a Deadbeat Dad means always having to say “I’m sorry.” (Plus, lots of marriage counseling.)
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14
A Not-So-Happy Ending
When your bundle of joy first arrives, your sex life goes completely out the window. Thus, you must literally take matters into your own hands.
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Not Today, Kids
Deadbeat Dad is unwell. Stay tuned next week.
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3
What Goes Up Must Come Down
Being a Deadbeat Dad is not without consequence.
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8
The Morning After, with Deadbeat Dad
A drunken night out at an NYC fashion show isn’t so fun after all when your kid has ballet class at the crack of friggin’ dawn the next day.
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Take a Raincheck
Deadbeat Dad is unwell. Stay tuned next week.
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17
Deadbeat Dad FAQs
Swearing, strip clubs and all your other pressing questions—answered!
-
16
How to Use Your Two-Year-Old Child As a Drug Mule
Just because you have a child doesn’t mean you should stop smoking pot.
-
14
How to Get Drunk at a Children’s Birthday Party
Being a drunk Deadbeat Dad at a child’s birthday party is a protest of the highest order.
-
14
A Not-So-Happy Ending
When your bundle of joy first arrives, your sex life goes completely out the window. Thus, you must literally take matters into your own hands.
-
12
Tall Tales
Deadbeat Dad always speaks the truth. Or does he?
-
11
Everything I Need to Know about the Playground…I Learned by Watching “Oz”
Don’t be fooled: The first person to approach you on the playground is not your friend.
-
11
Don’t Dress Your Baby Like Hitler
As a Jew, Deadbeat Dad is enamored with his son’s Aryan features. But dressing up his kid like Hitler? Not the best idea.
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8
The Morning After, with Deadbeat Dad
A drunken night out at an NYC fashion show isn’t so fun after all when your kid has ballet class at the crack of friggin’ dawn the next day.
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8
The Honkey Chronicles
Michael McDonald, weed and the potential for vehicular homicide. Just another Deadbeat Dad morning.
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7
How Much Trouble Am I In?
Being a Deadbeat Dad means always having to say “I’m sorry.” (Plus, lots of marriage counseling.)
