5 Reasons NOT to Watch the NBA Playoffs
We’re all basketballed out, and hockey’s on.
BUSTED BRA-ckets! Sweet 16 Coverage
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Man Crush vs. Douchebag: Juan Manuel Marquez vs. Amir Johnson
Juan Manuel Marquez’s mother told him to knock out Manny Pacquiao and he proceeded to do so. Amir Johnson, on the other hand, isn’t following anyone’s good advice about anything.
Man Crush vs. Douchebag: Jack Taylor vs. The Big 10
Jack Taylor is kind of awesome. Thumbs up. The Big Ten? No longer the top conference in the country. Thumbs down.
Doug Martin vs. The Los Angeles Lakers
TSJ crushes on Doug Martin. The Lakers have an awesome team… but they have the potential to be a huge, douchey disaster.
Man Crush vs. Douchebag: James Harden vs. The Detroit Tigers
James Harden, the unexpected trade, fights back, and wins this week’s crush. The Detroit Tigers, however, ain’t winning no points over here. Cough-DOUCHE!
Kevin Durant vs. Boxing Judges
Kevin Durant gets shit done; we crush on that. And we’re not saying boxing’s rigged, we’re just saying there’s a very strong smell of fish coming from the direction of all boxing judges.
The Good Job/Good Effort Kid vs. Tim Thomas
Turns out the Heat’s Good Job/Good Effort kid wasn’t been sarcastic, and we dig that kind of earnest support over here. The NHL’s Fox-watching Tim Thomas, however, we do not dig.
Caleb Lloyd vs. Dwight Howard
This week’s Man Crush goes to a regular Joe — Caleb Lloyd — for being an awesome baseball fan. Ruckus-maker, Dwight Howard? We’re calling him out for being such a douche.
Chad Ochocinco vs. Dwight Howard
Ochocinco’s entertaining gambits vs. Superdouche Howard’s dice rolling. Tough call? Not so much.
Five NBA Lockout Solutions That Would Work (And Both Sides Would Hate)
Fine, if nobody else is going to fix the situation with the NBA, we’ll do it.
Morning Dump: Cars With Faces and More
A COLLECTION OF 15 GREAT STORIES FROM OUR FAVORITE SITES AROUND THE WEB.
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Chad Ochocinco vs. Dwight Howard
Ochocinco’s entertaining gambits vs. Superdouche Howard’s dice rolling. Tough call? Not so much.
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Caleb Lloyd vs. Dwight Howard
This week’s Man Crush goes to a regular Joe — Caleb Lloyd — for being an awesome baseball fan. Ruckus-maker, Dwight Howard? We’re calling him out for being such a douche.
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The Good Job/Good Effort Kid vs. Tim Thomas
Turns out the Heat’s Good Job/Good Effort kid wasn’t been sarcastic, and we dig that kind of earnest support over here. The NHL’s Fox-watching Tim Thomas, however, we do not dig.
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Kevin Durant vs. Boxing Judges
Kevin Durant gets shit done; we crush on that. And we’re not saying boxing’s rigged, we’re just saying there’s a very strong smell of fish coming from the direction of all boxing judges.
-
Man Crush vs. Douchebag: James Harden vs. The Detroit Tigers
James Harden, the unexpected trade, fights back, and wins this week’s crush. The Detroit Tigers, however, ain’t winning no points over here. Cough-DOUCHE!
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Doug Martin vs. The Los Angeles Lakers
TSJ crushes on Doug Martin. The Lakers have an awesome team… but they have the potential to be a huge, douchey disaster.
-
Man Crush vs. Douchebag: Jack Taylor vs. The Big 10
Jack Taylor is kind of awesome. Thumbs up. The Big Ten? No longer the top conference in the country. Thumbs down.
-
Man Crush vs. Douchebag: Juan Manuel Marquez vs. Amir Johnson
Juan Manuel Marquez’s mother told him to knock out Manny Pacquiao and he proceeded to do so. Amir Johnson, on the other hand, isn’t following anyone’s good advice about anything.
-
Five NBA Lockout Solutions That Would Work (And Both Sides Would Hate)
Fine, if nobody else is going to fix the situation with the NBA, we’ll do it.
-
Morning Dump: Cars With Faces and More
A COLLECTION OF 15 GREAT STORIES FROM OUR FAVORITE SITES AROUND THE WEB.
-
Chad Ochocinco vs. Dwight Howard
Ochocinco’s entertaining gambits vs. Superdouche Howard’s dice rolling. Tough call? Not so much.
-
Caleb Lloyd vs. Dwight Howard
This week’s Man Crush goes to a regular Joe — Caleb Lloyd — for being an awesome baseball fan. Ruckus-maker, Dwight Howard? We’re calling him out for being such a douche.
-
The Good Job/Good Effort Kid vs. Tim Thomas
Turns out the Heat’s Good Job/Good Effort kid wasn’t been sarcastic, and we dig that kind of earnest support over here. The NHL’s Fox-watching Tim Thomas, however, we do not dig.
-
Kevin Durant vs. Boxing Judges
Kevin Durant gets shit done; we crush on that. And we’re not saying boxing’s rigged, we’re just saying there’s a very strong smell of fish coming from the direction of all boxing judges.
-
Man Crush vs. Douchebag: James Harden vs. The Detroit Tigers
James Harden, the unexpected trade, fights back, and wins this week’s crush. The Detroit Tigers, however, ain’t winning no points over here. Cough-DOUCHE!
-
Doug Martin vs. The Los Angeles Lakers
TSJ crushes on Doug Martin. The Lakers have an awesome team… but they have the potential to be a huge, douchey disaster.
-
Man Crush vs. Douchebag: Jack Taylor vs. The Big 10
Jack Taylor is kind of awesome. Thumbs up. The Big Ten? No longer the top conference in the country. Thumbs down.
-
Man Crush vs. Douchebag: Juan Manuel Marquez vs. Amir Johnson
Juan Manuel Marquez’s mother told him to knock out Manny Pacquiao and he proceeded to do so. Amir Johnson, on the other hand, isn’t following anyone’s good advice about anything.
-
Five NBA Lockout Solutions That Would Work (And Both Sides Would Hate)
Fine, if nobody else is going to fix the situation with the NBA, we’ll do it.
-
Caleb Lloyd vs. Dwight Howard
This week’s Man Crush goes to a regular Joe — Caleb Lloyd — for being an awesome baseball fan. Ruckus-maker, Dwight Howard? We’re calling him out for being such a douche.
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5 Reasons NOT to Watch the NBA Playoffs
We’re all basketballed out, and hockey’s on.
-
Morning Dump: Cars With Faces and More
A COLLECTION OF 15 GREAT STORIES FROM OUR FAVORITE SITES AROUND THE WEB.
-
Chad Ochocinco vs. Dwight Howard
Ochocinco’s entertaining gambits vs. Superdouche Howard’s dice rolling. Tough call? Not so much.
-
The Good Job/Good Effort Kid vs. Tim Thomas
Turns out the Heat’s Good Job/Good Effort kid wasn’t been sarcastic, and we dig that kind of earnest support over here. The NHL’s Fox-watching Tim Thomas, however, we do not dig.
-
Kevin Durant vs. Boxing Judges
Kevin Durant gets shit done; we crush on that. And we’re not saying boxing’s rigged, we’re just saying there’s a very strong smell of fish coming from the direction of all boxing judges.
-
Man Crush vs. Douchebag: James Harden vs. The Detroit Tigers
James Harden, the unexpected trade, fights back, and wins this week’s crush. The Detroit Tigers, however, ain’t winning no points over here. Cough-DOUCHE!
-
Doug Martin vs. The Los Angeles Lakers
TSJ crushes on Doug Martin. The Lakers have an awesome team… but they have the potential to be a huge, douchey disaster.
-
Man Crush vs. Douchebag: Jack Taylor vs. The Big 10
Jack Taylor is kind of awesome. Thumbs up. The Big Ten? No longer the top conference in the country. Thumbs down.
