Aroldis Chapman vs. Skip Bayliss
The super awkward (super awesome!) somersaults helped win Aroldis Chapman his place as today’s Man Crush. But our pick for biggest douche? Buddy-o Skip Bayliss.
R.A. Dickey vs. Roger Clemens
TSJ is crushing hard on R.A. Dickey. And steroid-lovin’ Cy Youngs? He’s a major candidate for our Hall of Douchebags.
Man Crush vs. Douchebag: Todd Frazier vs. NBA Refs
Todd Frazier is maybe a superhero. NBA refs? Yeah, that’s no superhero story going on over there.
Caleb Lloyd vs. Dwight Howard
This week’s Man Crush goes to a regular Joe — Caleb Lloyd — for being an awesome baseball fan. Ruckus-maker, Dwight Howard? We’re calling him out for being such a douche.
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Josh Hamilton vs. Josh Beckett
The comeback kid goes against the man with the goatee in this week’s war of the Joshes… Hey, we’re so not joshing about this.
Rubbers, Balls, and Chicken Tutorials: An Insider’s Look at Spring Training
Spring training’s most essential how-tos include: Pissing in a cup, juggling mistresses, and feigning religion.
20 Things to Look Forward to in 2012: Part 2
The Black Sabbath Reunion Tour, the end of the world, and more.
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San Francisco Giants World Series Victory Celebration Mayhem
When the San Francisco Giants took home the World Series title, we expected the celebration that followed to be an eclectic one, to say the least. As usual, San Fran didn’t disappoint in that department.…
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How McCovey Cove Kayakers Can Get a Life
Don’t they have anything better to do? Obviously not, so here are some ways they can put aside their obsession with acquiring souvenir baseballs by any means necessary.
Manny Machado vs. The Washington Nationals
Machado takes over the game. The Washington Nationals are being being all super douchebag.
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Geno Smith vs. The Miami Marlins
Geno Smith is a machine. The Miami Marlins? They win this week’s douchebag award.
Man Crush vs. Douchebag: Raul Ibanez vs. the NHL
Raul Ibanez has kicked ass for the 34 years he’s been in the majors. The NHL? Sucks so bad.
Phil Coke vs. Alex Rodriguez
Coke wins our week’s crush. Rodriguez? What. A. Douche.
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5 Teams That Are Awesome to Watch Lose
Fact is some teams are more fun to watch lose than win.
Man Crush vs. Douchebag: Barry Zito vs. Lane Kiffin
Barry Zito’s everything cool about baseball: Long hair, high socks, huge curveball. Lane Kiffin? He wins this weeks’ grand ole douche prize.
Man Crush vs. Douchebag: James Harden vs. The Detroit Tigers
James Harden, the unexpected trade, fights back, and wins this week’s crush. The Detroit Tigers, however, ain’t winning no points over here. Cough-DOUCHE!
Tiger Woods vs. Alex Rodgriguez
Are we really digging Tiger this week? Maybe. But we found another reason to make fun of A-Rod’s centaur painting again.
Headshots: Spring Training Edition
Hopeful rookies and prideful veterans are gathering in Sarasota, Florida, and Arizona. From anywhere in continental America right now you can smell the pine tar, rosin, and syringes promising summer’s game: Major League baseball.
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Manny Machado vs. The Washington Nationals
Machado takes over the game. The Washington Nationals are being being all super douchebag.
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Geno Smith vs. The Miami Marlins
Geno Smith is a machine. The Miami Marlins? They win this week’s douchebag award.
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Man Crush vs. Douchebag: Raul Ibanez vs. the NHL
Raul Ibanez has kicked ass for the 34 years he’s been in the majors. The NHL? Sucks so bad.
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Phil Coke vs. Alex Rodriguez
Coke wins our week’s crush. Rodriguez? What. A. Douche.
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5 Teams That Are Awesome to Watch Lose
Fact is some teams are more fun to watch lose than win.
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Man Crush vs. Douchebag: Barry Zito vs. Lane Kiffin
Barry Zito’s everything cool about baseball: Long hair, high socks, huge curveball. Lane Kiffin? He wins this weeks’ grand ole douche prize.
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Man Crush vs. Douchebag: James Harden vs. The Detroit Tigers
James Harden, the unexpected trade, fights back, and wins this week’s crush. The Detroit Tigers, however, ain’t winning no points over here. Cough-DOUCHE!
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Tiger Woods vs. Alex Rodgriguez
Are we really digging Tiger this week? Maybe. But we found another reason to make fun of A-Rod’s centaur painting again.
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Headshots: Spring Training Edition
Hopeful rookies and prideful veterans are gathering in Sarasota, Florida, and Arizona. From anywhere in continental America right now you can smell the pine tar, rosin, and syringes promising summer’s game: Major League baseball.
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R.A. Dickey vs. Roger Clemens
TSJ is crushing hard on R.A. Dickey. And steroid-lovin’ Cy Youngs? He’s a major candidate for our Hall of Douchebags.
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Aroldis Chapman vs. Skip Bayliss
The super awkward (super awesome!) somersaults helped win Aroldis Chapman his place as today’s Man Crush. But our pick for biggest douche? Buddy-o Skip Bayliss.
Melky Cabrera vs. Roger Clemens
The middle schooler in me loves Melky Cabrera more than ever. Roger Clemens? Douchebaggery Hall of Fammery coming right up.
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Manny Machado vs. The Washington Nationals
Machado takes over the game. The Washington Nationals are being being all super douchebag.
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Man Crush vs. Douchebag: Raul Ibanez vs. the NHL
Raul Ibanez has kicked ass for the 34 years he’s been in the majors. The NHL? Sucks so bad.
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Phil Coke vs. Alex Rodriguez
Coke wins our week’s crush. Rodriguez? What. A. Douche.
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Man Crush vs. Douchebag: Barry Zito vs. Lane Kiffin
Barry Zito’s everything cool about baseball: Long hair, high socks, huge curveball. Lane Kiffin? He wins this weeks’ grand ole douche prize.
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Man Crush vs. Douchebag: James Harden vs. The Detroit Tigers
James Harden, the unexpected trade, fights back, and wins this week’s crush. The Detroit Tigers, however, ain’t winning no points over here. Cough-DOUCHE!
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Tiger Woods vs. Alex Rodgriguez
Are we really digging Tiger this week? Maybe. But we found another reason to make fun of A-Rod’s centaur painting again.
