Say it ain’t so. Apparently that little eight minute lifesaver that is the Mr. Snooze at 7:30, 7:38, 7:45… is not doing us any favors. We don’t like this, science of alarm clocks. We don’t like this one bit.
Why did clocks have to have snoozes if they’re not good for us. Now we’re addicted, we can’t go back.
Next thing you know they’re gonna tell us coffee’s not good for us.
Hey coffee scientists — don’t you go saying that shit and ruining our mornings like that. Don’t even–