The Realities of Being a Single Guy

Posted 7/28/2010 by Jessica Galliart

But girls don’t have to know about these things. No, we need them to keep thinking that they want us more than we want them. Being single fucking rocks, right?! Right…

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  1. 1
    Zen says...
    12:32 am on July 30th, 2010

    Jessica you’re fucking retarded, you wish the average single guy lived that reality in order to push your agenda on what social norms should be. Dumb cunt…..

  2. 2
    Diverdown says...
    2:31 pm on July 30th, 2010

    Zen should practice your Om and leave the satire to the experts at playboy.

    It’s like her “social agenda” or social engineering for the single male is to be a pathetic loner guy whose reality is cowering behind lame possessions and lies on why he’s not bangin’ 10’s, or in a steady relationship with someone that can actually stand his neurosis and collection of whatever hobby that has taken up his entire bedroom. This is supposed to be funny, not real, but maybe this hit close to home for you? Laugh Dammit!

  3. 3
    Matt Houghton says...
    2:37 pm on July 30th, 2010

    Nor was it written by her, but by a single guy whom is living this. However, it’s not factual – comedy, perchance?

  4. 4
    Jon says...
    7:03 pm on July 31st, 2010

    Doesn’t look good for Playboy to come up with unoriginal material. Way to go, Jessica!
    http://www.madatoms.com/site/blog/the-realities-of-being-a-single-guy

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