Some people have the math brain and they’re up on worldly shit and they know how much to tip a pretty serveuse for delivering the cafesito in Turkey, how much to tip a bartender in a dive in Rome, and what to say to the French girls in Ex en Provence when they’re fumbling to flirt in their broken French-as-a-third-language French.

How nice for those people.

SOME OF US need the Tipping for Dummies version of WTF is going on in the world. So what. That’s cool. That’s why god invented apps. And handily enough, there’s an app where you just write where you are and they tell you how much to fucking tip. It’s called, aptly (get it??) enough HOW MUCH DO I FUCKING TIP, and it comes with both a censored (case you’re showing the ‘rents, or the kiddos) and an uncensored version (this has everything to do with the word “fuck”). 

Now you’ll never have to think again, which is cool. Fuck that thinking shit.

CHECK IT OUT: HOWMUCHSHOULDIFUCKINGTIP.COM