In our continuing effort to bring you the sexiest of sexy, The Smoking Jacket has launched a new feature, The Week in Sexy Advertising. It’s written by Steve Hall who publishes Adrants, a site that writes about marketing, advertising and the use of sex as a selling point.
We won’t discuss the business of advertising much because, well, that’s just boring. But we will bring you a weekly round up advertising’s best eye candy.
Scarlett Johansson Still Titillates
Everyone love Scarlett Johansson, right? Or, more correctly, her boobs, right? Who can forget the famous side boob scene? Or the bouncing boob scene from He’s Just Not That Into You? Or the red carpet boob feel? Or…oh go do your own Scarlett Johansson boob search!
Anyway, check out her latest advertising appearance in a Dolce & Gabbana commercial in which she spews pointless platitudes while cooing to the camera. There’s no boobs shot but, really, should we appreciate her for more than her boobs?
Bimbo Bested by Bear in Orangina Oddity
Here’s another oddity from the freaky folks over at Orangina. It’s entitled L’Ours Orangina vs La Bimbo and it involves a giant bear (well, a man in a bear suit) who tackles a, well, bimbo, as she walks down the sidewalk talking on her phone. And that’s it. Right in line with Orangina’s usual silliness. And obsession with sex and boobs.
Laura Vandervoort the Latest Nude PETA Celebrity
Are you a fan of Smallville? Or V? Or just love any chance you can get to stare at Laura Vandervoort? Well, now you can stare more as PETA, otherwise known as celebrity porn for a cause, is out with a new animal rights ad. In the ad, Vandervoort is naked and painted to look like a reptile. The ad’s tagline asks, “Whose Skin Are You In?” Of course, the ad is aimed at urging people to “leave wildlife out of your wardrobe.”
In a short PSA, Vandervoort says, “I want to make people aware that if you want a high end python bag or crocodile… Three or four alligators have to die for each purse. It’s just ridiculous. A lot of people think that reptiles don’t feel, but they do.”
And she should know. She played one on TV.
Tehmeena Returns With Eleven Other Hotties For Fashion Calendar
The ever present, ever hard-working (she sells cars by day) and ever curvaceous Tehmeena Afzhal is out with a calendar promoting a line of New York Mets-inspired clothing called The7Line.
Samantha Rex Heats Up Heineken Commercial
You may have heard of a site called Who Is That Hot Ad Girl on which that very question is answered. One such hottie is Samantha Rex who has appeared in a very strange commercial for Heineken and has modeled for Maxim.