In our continuing effort to bring you the sexiest of sexy, The Smoking Jacket has launched a new feature, The Week in Sexy Advertising. It’s written by Steve Hall who publishes Adrants, a site that writes about marketing, advertising and the use of sex as a selling point. We won’t discuss the business of advertising much because, well, that’s just boring. But we will bring you a weekly round up advertising’s best eye candy.
Who is That Hot Ad Girl?
Ever watch an ad and wonder who is that hot girl in the ad? Well wonder no more. There’s a new site, aptly named Who is That Hot Ad Girl, which prides itself on identifying every single hot woman in current ads. If you can’t find the girl on the site, just send an email to the site and they will do the research for you.
Ever wonder who that hot girl was in the commercial pimping baby carrots? Stephanie Loba. Or the chick in the Best Buy Get a Geek ad? CC Sheffield. Or how about the bouncing boob babe in that Zippearz.com ear bud commercial? Milana Dadamjana.
Yes. So the next time you see a commercial and absolutely positively must know who the hot chick in the ad is, head over to Who is That Hot Ad Girl and find out.
The Dumbest Semi-Sexy Ad You Will Ever See
We love ads with hot women. Clad in bikinis. Or lingerie. Or nothing at all. We love lingerie models. And Lingerie Football League players. But when you combine that kind of hotness with the production value of a car dealer commercial or late night infomercial, you end up with dreck like this ad for IT company International Enterprise Services.
But we’re not really complaining. After all, the ad’s got Alisha Luck in it who isn’t bad to look at. Not at all. Not one bit.
Every Once in A While Ad Execs Pull Out the “Facial Strategy”
An interesting collection of commercials is running for Lean Pockets Bavarian Haus food brand and many of the ads feature a comely lass named Heidi. In one of the ads, entitled Milk Pong, our little Heidi receives what can only be properly referred to as a full on facial of the milky variety. Little Heidi seems quite surprised but dutifully goes on preparing a wonderfully microwaved Lean Pockets dinner.
Proper Beer Drinking Policed by Miller Liteguards
What’s a woman’s place in this world? According to Miller Lite, it’s to make sure men are properly satisfied with the right light beer. And they have to be properly trained to do so which is why there’s Miller Liteguard Training Academy, a rigorous, military-style school where hot women in bathing are instructed in the proper methods of male beer consumption management.
Just for fun. Make sure you are drinking the wrong beer on the beach this summer. That way you’ll be assured of receiving some quality, one-on-one training from some hot bouncing boob beer babe. We hear their boobs bounce even when standing still.
Sex is Better Than Schweppes Says Uma Thurman
In a goofy, French subtitled commercial for Schweppes, Uma Thurman, dressed in some kind of futuristic flapper garb, coos seductively from a couch to an interviewer who thinks she wants to have sex with him. Chock this up to yet another one of those Japander-style ads where Hollywood stars go overseas to make extra money.
Cat Unleashes Bulging Breasts in Public Market
A woman like this is used to being stared at. She’s used to walking down the street with all eyes upon her and everyone and everything reacting to her stunning beauty and oozing sexuality. But she’s probably not used to a cat tearing her sweater off to reveal her sizable assets in a public market.