GRAND PRIZE Giveaway Day 12: Laptop
Get ready for the Grand Prize of the 12 Days of Giveaways, the HP ENVY 14 Beats Edition Laptop! This thing delivers the best sound available in a notebook. The ENVY 14 series with Beats audio will make you feel like you’re in the studio, front row, or back stage, hearing the music as each artist intended. Added bonus: DJ tools.
Check out these features:
- Sleek black and red finish with Beats Audio branding
- A red back-lit keyboard
- HP Beats Audio lets you listen to music the way artists intended, as it reproduces the quality found in music studios so you get all the highs, lows and crystal-clear mid ranges
- 14.5-inch BrightView LED display and HP TrueVision HD webcam
- All the power you need with Core i5 processor and ATI Mobility Radeon™ HD switchable graphics
- Up to six hours of battery life
- Starts at $1,049
To win, tell us your top 10 favorite articles on The Smoking Jacket in 2011. Also, tell us why you want this laptop. One winner will be randomly selected from the comment below, provided that they answer the above winning requirements.
Contest closes Friday, December 16th.
Be sure to provide a legit e-mail address when you comment so we can contact you.
Sorry, U.S. contestants only.
Check out the Envy 14 here: http://www.shopping.hp.com/
Read and enter the other giveaways from the 12 Days of Giveaways here: http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/tag/12-days-of-giveaways
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[...] t/need this laptop mainly because my HP dv8 that I purchased a few years ago jus [...]…
12:36 pm on December 12th, 2011
1. 7 Reasons Why L.A.R.P. Can Save Your Marriage
2. Stuff You Should Know: Smoking a Cigar
3. StupidBetz.com: Make Money To Do Just About Anything
4. Five Hobbies That Girls Actually Dig
5. Man vs. Fair: One Man’s Attempt to Eat All Eight of the Texas State Fair Fried Food Finalists and Not Die
6. Five Dangers of Drinking That Alcohol Education Programs Never Warn You About
7. The Seven Terrifying Stages of Sleep Paralysis
8. The Eight People Waiting to Ruin Your Tailgate Party
9. Couples Spa Dates: Charming or Gay?
10. Eight Fast and Easy Ways to Lose Your Abs for Winter
I really want this laptop because I’m a serious audiophile and seriosly broke.I would like to hear the high bit-rate files as they are meant to be heard. Also, I DJ and would love to dedicate a laptop to music while my current POS can remain slowly plodding through the internet picking up viruses and freezing.
1:31 pm on December 12th, 2011
10. Seven Famous Album Covers Featuring People Who Didn’t Want To Be There
9. A Video Collection of People Taking Balls to the Face
8. 5 Bizarre Science Experiments That Revolutionized Sex
7. An Interview With Bitchin Kitchen’s Nadia G
6. How the Internet is Revolutionizing Education
5. Eight Old-Timey Insults that Need to Make a Comeback (parts 1 and 2)
4. Six Badass Careers You Can Learn from Online College Courses
3. Five Adult Fantasy Theme Camps You Can Attend Right Now
2. A Look at the Textbooks of Tomorrow
1. Are Running Shoes Doing You More Harm Than Good?
I work in higher education and am very interested in how technology will influence education (especially higher ed) in the future. That said, my school-issued laptop is four years old, hardly top-of-the-line, and a newer model might help me with my work.
1:44 pm on December 12th, 2011
Wow can’t believe it. Great prize TSJ! K my top 10:
10: 6 Signs You’ve Been Abducted By Aliens… thought it was entertaining.
9: weight of walmart… super surprising!
8: Relationships: The MTV Friendzone Way… fantastic ha!
7: Frisky Friday The Halloween Edition… Cause it has to be mentioned
6: The Great American Beer Festival: One Man’s Attempt to Drink the World… one day I hope I can too!
5: Four Ways Being a Sports Fan is Making You a Worse Person…. i’m a huge sports fan and this was hilarious!!!!!
4: The Six People You Never Want to Talk to at a Party… found it very true and made many notes lol.
3: Five Things We Love About the Manliest Workout Video Ever… On the funny side this was great seriously couldn’t stop laughing.
2: The Eight People You’ll Meet On Every College Campus…. I just graduated and related to this a lot. It very good.
1: A Day In the Life of a Prisoner!!! Really informative and having a friend in prison found it enlightening and funny at the sametime.
And I can use that laptop to help kickoff my job searching efforts. Just graduated from SDSU and need a job this could help BIG! and having Beats Audio by Dr. Dre is just a huge plus as I love my music!
1:53 pm on December 12th, 2011
10. Kindles Are People Too
9. Rounding the Bases: New Baseball Euphemisms for 2011
8. If Elvis Never Died
7. Proposed Resolutions for the MC
Hammer vs. Jay-Z Feud
6. Ghostface vs. Ghostface Killah
5. A Guide to Successfully Identifying Double Talk In Any Situation
4. The Draught Picks: WTF Is In My Beer? Edition
3. TwitPic Theater…all of them.
2. How to Drink Like a Pro
1. Frankensteining: Building the Perfect Religion
I want the laptop so I can listen the Morning Show with awesome sound. OK, so I don’t really need a new laptop for that, but this one is far superior to my current 4-yr old Dude-You’re-Getting-a-Dell.
1:58 pm on December 12th, 2011
1) The Smoking Jacket’s 69 Sexist Celebrities
Surprise! You Got Molested!
2) An Interactive Look at the State of the Internet in 2011
3) Visualizing the 2011 Playboy Sex Survey
4) How Rich Is Congress?
5) When Dildo Owners Attack!
6) The Weight of Walmart
7) A Flowchart for Determining What TV Show Your Infidelity Will be Featured On
9) Riding in Cars With Boobs, Starring Gisele
10) Thanksgiving With Aria Giovanni, the Cleavage Gourmet
As a movie-watcher who’s always on the go, I’d love take this powerful little guy with me on planes and in hotel rooms. The speakers alone have me excited.
2:39 pm on December 12th, 2011
1. Six Great Moments in Fox News Getting Video Games Completely Wrong
2. Attack of the Carrie Keagan!
3. Boston Needs Big Bats—Should it be Tay Stevens or Wendy Fiore?
4. Five Hobbies That Girls Actually Dig
5. 5 Crappy Cars Everyone Should Drive Before They Die
6. Six “Groundbreaking” Horror Films That Stole Their Plot From Other Horror Films
7. The Seven Rules of Engagement When Dealing With Your Eskimo Brother
8. Scientists: The Other Mythbusters
9. Morning Dump: Batman Villains Too Lame To Survive a Single Issue and More
10. The Facts About Sexual Harassment In the Workplace
I’m a computer science graduate without a computer the last one I owned broke my senior year leaving me with a bunch of spare parts. I just rented my first apartment to be closer to work however with no car or public transportation that gives me about a 4 mile walk everyday just to and from work. I know there are a lot of people doing worse than me but this laptop could help me out a great deal in my career and furthering my education.
2:45 pm on December 12th, 2011
1. “Surprise! You Got Molested!”
2. “A Practical Guide to Writing Just Like Bill Simmons”
3. “Man vs. Fair: One Man’s Attempt to Eat All Eight of the Texas State Fair Fried Food Finalists and Not Die”
4. “The Third Time I Had Sex: A Tale of Dolphins, Discothèques and Imaginary Babies”
5. “Six Fascinating Videos of Real Life Pimps In Action”
6. “The Job Market of the Apes: Could a Monkey Take Your Job?”
7. “Seven Awful Days With the Master Cleanse Diet”
8. “Ten Gimmick Characters that Made Pro Wrestling Even More Ridiculous Than It Already Is”
9. “Steve Jobs’ Obituary (As Edited by Apple Auto-Correct)”
10. “Riding in Cars With Boobs, Starring Gisele” (This was my favorite recent article by Girlwatcher, but I’ve enjoyed them all through the year.)
I am working on an old desktop now. I recently lost my job as an English teacher and trying to start a career as a writer, and I think this new laptop will allow me to do that. I also am a music junkie, and am specifically excited with the added DJ’ing ability.
Thanks for the great year, Smoking Jacket!
2:58 pm on December 12th, 2011
1 Stuff You Should Know: High Gas Prices
2 The Four Dumbest Moves in Zombie Movie History
3 Ten Last Minute Valentine’s Gifts that Will Still Get You Laid
4 Exploring America’s Addiction to Porn
5 Seven Annoying Statements You Hear From Every Waiter
6 Stuff You Should Know: Getting In Fighting Shape
7 A Useful Guide to Selecting Your Multiple Wives
8 Five Unrealistic Moments from Every Flight Safety Video
9 Five Do’s and Don’ts for Men Over the Age of 35
10 The World’s Five Favorite Animals to Have Sex With!!
Ugh – Soo many more, but at any rate this LT would be a great addition to my household. We are all big on music – creating and listening…and my current POS cant process anything without bogging down completely. I plan on something like this to start my music making career on the side of my current full time job. Keep up the great site! Phil – daily reader
3:05 pm on December 12th, 2011
10: 6 Signs You’ve Been Abducted By Aliens
9: Six Groundbreaking Horror Films That Stole Their Plot From Other Horror Films
8: Five Hobbies That Girls Actually Dig
7: Proposed Resolutions for the MC Hammer vs. Jay-Z Feud
6: The Smoking Jacket’s 69 Sexist
Celebrities
5: 5 Crappy Cars Everyone Should Drive Before They Die
4: How to Drink Like a Pro
3: Man vs. Fair: One Man’s Attempt to Eat All Eight of the Texas State Fair Fried Food Finalists and Not Die
2: How Rich Is Congress?
1: When Dildo Owners Attack!
I want the laptop for my daughter. She is begging for one, I am a single mom, full time student and limited funds. I do the best I can but all the kids she is friends with have a laptop or iPad or something else I cannot afford and she would just be beyond happy for this!!!
Thank you and keep the articles coming!
3:12 pm on December 12th, 2011
WOW. What a great giveaway you guys are awesome!
10. 5 Crappy Cars Everyone Should Drive Before They Die
9. How to Drink Like a Pro
8. Kindles Are People Too
7. 6 Signs You’ve Been Abducted By Aliens
6. Five Things We Love About the Manliest Workout Video Ever
5. Five Hobbies That Girls Actually Dig
4. The Smoking Jacket’s 69 Sexist Celebrities
3. Surprise! Your Got Molested! (lol)
2. Sexy 101: The Women of Science Fiction
1. Attach of Carrie Keagan!
I really want/need this laptop mainly because my HP dv8 that I purchased a few years ago just flat out died. That large (and very expensive!) machine was what I did everything on!! I recently graduated with degree in tv/film/media studies and desperately need a new computer to continue life and get a awesome new job! TSJ is the shit, keep up the awesome work.
3:31 pm on December 12th, 2011
1.Stuff You Should Know: Smoking a Cigar
2.Visualizing the 2011 Playboy Sex Survey
3.Thanksgiving With Aria Giovanni, the Cleavage Gourmet
4.A Guide to Successfully Identifying Double Talk In Any Situation
5.The Eight People You’ll Meet On Every College Campus
6.The weight of Walmart
7. Man vs. Fair
8.5 Bizarre Science Experiments That Revolutionized Sex
9.A Look at the Textbooks of Tomorrow
10.If Elvis Never Died
I want the laptop in order to sell my old one to help pay for my upcoming wedding. To be honest.
3:33 pm on December 12th, 2011
1. Eight Old-Timey Insults that Need to Make a Comeback
2. Viral Outbreak: Jimmy Fallon Sings the “Reading Rainbow” Theme as Jim Morrison
3. Viral Outbreak: Esther Ku’s Bloody Hilarious Creedence Clearwater Revival Parody
4. Viral Outbreak: Watch a Man Jet Ski the Streets of New York
5. An Interview With Bitchin Kitchen’s Nadia G
6. Attack of the Carrie Keagan!
7. Viral Outbreak: The Tom Waits and Cookie Monster Mash Up We’ve Been Waiting For
8. A Bloody Mess of an Infographic
9. Hef Tweets Alternate Crystal Harris Playboy Cover
10. Best of the Rest: Beastie Boys, Urban Legends, Jay Cutler and More
As to why I’d like the laptop – I’m a DJ trying to convert from CDs to digital, and my current laptop just isn’t cutting it. This seems perfect, and I know that Santa can’t squeeze it onto his current workload, so I’m hoping the one with the bunny ears can hop my way
3:49 pm on December 12th, 2011
My 10 favorite The Smoking Jacket articles of 2011 are:
1. A Guide to Successfully Using Double Talk in Any Situation
2. The Best Thing We’ve Seen All Day: The Casey Anthony Verdict Gets Awkward for Kim Kardashian
3. Choose Your Own Adventure: Saving Katie Holmes
4. 5 Things Lindsay Lohan Can Do To Make Us Love Her Again
5. What Happens If You Drink Four Four Lokos and Five Five Hour Energies?
6. Five Scientific Ways Strangers Can Tell If You’re Gay
7. Steve Jobs’ Obituary (As Edited By Apple Auto-Correct)
8. Qualifiers and Fuzzy Math: A Guide for the Seasoned Double Talker
9. Six Great Moments in Fox News Getting Video Games Completely Wrong
10. When Dildo Owners Attack!
I’d love to win the HP ENVY 14 Beats Edition Laptop because my current Dell laptop’s hard drive space is almost maxed out. I’m kind of a music and gaming junkie, so the HP Envy would adequately hold my music and games collections. I’ve had my laptop for about a year, and the battery life has already dwindled. Also, the DJ Tools is a nice bonus because I like to make mixes with my ever-expanding collection of electronic dance music.
4:06 pm on December 12th, 2011
1. The 10 Most Horrendously Terrible Boy Band Music Videos
2. Scientists: The Other Mythbusters
3. The Smoking Jacket’s 69 Sexiest Celebrities
4. 5 Bizarre Science Experiments That Revolutionized Sex
5. Morning Dump: Bad Habits That Make You Healthy and More
6. A Day in the Life of a Prisoner
7. A Look at the Earth at Seven Billion
8. Morning Dump: The 9 Worst TV Finales and More
9. A Review of the Best and Worst Bourbon Beers
10. The New Deal for Student Loans
I LOVE music! I love to sing! And Ive been recently thinking about ways to start making my own music and also become a DJ as well. So this Beat Audio would be immensely helpful in starting me down that path!! Thanks for the opportunity!
4:57 pm on December 12th, 2011
1. Visualizing the 2011 Playboy Sex Survey
2. 7 Reasons Why L.A.R.P. Can Save Your Marriage
3. The 7 Books In the Life Cycle Of Any U.S. President
4. 5 Crappy Cars Everyone Should Drive Before They Die
5. Man vs. Fair: One Man’s Attempt to Eat All Eight of the Texas State Fair Fried Food Finalists and Not Die
6. Sunny Leone Is the Hottest Thing on Indian Reality TV
7. The Smoking Jacket’s 69 Sexist Celebrities
8. The Weight of Walmart
9. How Rich is Congress?
10. 16 Girls who Want to Wear Playboy Underwear
I’d like to win the laptop so that I could check out TSJ and other Playboy properties on something other than my work computer. I love your site, but my love might get me fired if I don’t find a better way to access it!
5:11 pm on December 12th, 2011
1. 7 Reasons Why L.A.R.P. Can Save Your Marriage
2. What Happens If You Drink Four Four Lokos and Five Five Hour Energies?
3 Exploring America’s Addiction to Porn
4. The Eight People Waiting to Ruin Your Tailgate Party
5. Visualizing the 2011 Playboy Sex Survey
6. A Look at the Earth at Seven Billion
7.Thanksgiving With Aria Giovanni, the Cleavage Gourmet
8: The Great American Beer Festival: One Man’s Attempt to Drink the World… one day I hope I can too!
9. Steve Jobs’ Obituary (As Edited By Apple Auto-Correct)
10. Are Running Shoes Doing You
More Harm Than Good?
I DJ on the weekends and have been looking for a new laptop for my gigs and the HP Envy would be the perfect choice. TSJ Rocks…..
5:16 pm on December 12th, 2011
1) Making your own TMNT Cereal
Ten Ridiculous Excuses People Use to Get into the Playboy Mansion
2) Life Before Smartphones
3) 10 Sports Stories That United America In Hatred
4) Boston Needs Big Bats—Should it be Tay Stevens or Wendy Fiore?
5) Six Great Moments in Fox News Getting Video Games Completely Wrong
6) 10 Superbowl Prop Bets We Wish Were Real
7) My Big Fat Mexican Drug Deal: A Honeymoon Story
9) Making the Perfect Album Cover
10)Five Horror Movies That Were a Nightmare For the Actors
I would like the laptop because not only is the one I currently use getting years old, but It would be good to have a smaller laptop to carry around for whenever I travel around. Thanks for the shot!
5:18 pm on December 12th, 2011
10. Seven Tips for Ensuring You Score While Traveling
9. Five Great Moments from the Golden Era of Trashy Baseball
8. Five Reasons Why Being Too Clean Is a Bad Idea
7. Don’t Hate: Five Reasons Why It’s Okay to Like Male Cheerleaders
6. How Rich is Congress?
5. Eight People You’ll Meet on Every College Campus
4. The Four Dumbest Moves in Zombie Movie History
3. A Guide to Successfully Using Double Talk in Any Situation
2. Surprise you got molested!
1. Ask TSJ: Is it Ever Acceptable for a Dude to Call Another Dude Just to Chat?
Why I want it:
Well, unfortunately(?) I don’t have a hard-luck story to go here, my home computer is pretty old but barring any spontaneous hard drive explosions it should probably last me another year, which is exactly the margin of time that guarantees that I’m neither thinking about replacing it nor saving for it. So really, I’d like this computer because it would represent the first time I’d ever headed off a major expense before catastrophe forced me into yet another round of credit card debit. Oh also, I would play exclusively classical music on this thing because secretly I know that’s what Dre is all about and this beats/hip-hop nonsense is really just an elaborate front.
5:37 pm on December 12th, 2011
10: 6 Signs You’ve Been Abducted By Aliens
9: Making your own TMNT Cereal
8: Six Great Moments in Fox News Getting Video Games Completely Wrong
7: A Look at the Earth at Seven Billion
6: Visualizing the 2011 Playboy Sex Survey
5: The Smoking Jacket’s 69 Sexiest Celebrities
4: The 10 Most Horrendously Terrible Boy Band Music Videos
3: How to Drink Like a Pro
2: Five Hobbies That Girls Actually Dig
1: Stuff You Should Know: Smoking a Cigar
5:51 pm on December 12th, 2011
1. A day in the life of a prisoner
2. A look at the earth at 7 Billion
3. How to drink like a pro
4. How rich is congress
5. Are running shoes doing you more harm than good?
6. stuff you should know: Smoking a cigar
7.A guide to succedsful dbl talk in any situation
8. 6 signs youve been abducted by alien
9. 5 hobbies that girls actually dig
10. 6 badass careers you can learn from online courses
I want that laptop cuz mine is shit and that one is BADASS!!
6:03 pm on December 12th, 2011
1. TwitPic Theater
2. An Interview With Bitchin Kitchen’s Nadia G
3. 5 hobbies that girls actually dig
4. Visualizing the 2011 Playboy Sex Survey
5. Don’t Hate: Five Reasons Why It’s 6. Okay to Like Male Cheerleaders
7. The Four Dumbest Moves in Zombie Movie History
8. Six Fascinating Videos of Real Life Pimps In Action
9. The Eight People You’ll Meet On Every College Campus
10. Man vs. Fair
my netbook is falling apart, a new laptop would be nice…with the beats system…
7:12 pm on December 12th, 2011
-7 Reasons Why L.A.R.P. Can Save Your Marriage
-A Look at the Earth at Seven Billion
-Six Great Moments in Fox News Getting Video Games Completely Wrong
-Eight People You’ll Meet on Every College Campus
-Surprise you got molested
-Stuff You Should Know: Smoking a Cigar
-5 Bizarre Science Experiments That Revolutionized Sex
-The Smoking Jacket’s 69 Sexist Celebrities
-The Weight of Walmart
-Scientists: The Other Mythbusters
I’m a scientist (grad student) and I’m on my laptop all day reading journals, a new lap top with sweet beat capabilities will greatly improve my efficiency.
7:13 pm on December 12th, 2011
1. The Smoking Jacket’s 69 Sexist Celebrities
2. Visualizing the 2011 Playboy Sex Survey
3. TwitPic Theater: TSJ Anniversary Edition
4. The 10 Most Horrendously Terrible Boy Band Music Videos
5.Morning Dump: Victoria Secret’s Jingle Bells’ Video And More
6. Another Friday, Another Amazing #FriskyFriday!
7. Giveaway Day 9: SOUL Headphones by Ludacris
8. Riding in Cars With Boobs, Starring Gisele
9. TwitPic Theater: Life of a Playmate
10. 5 Bizarre Science Experiments That Revolutionized Sex
7:29 pm on December 12th, 2011
1. Smoking jackets 69 sexiest celebrities
2. #Frisky Friday
3. How to drink like a pro
4. How rich is congress.
5. Weight of walmart.
6. Visualizing the 2011 Playboy sex survey.
7. 5 reasons being too clean is a bad idea.
8. A day in the life of a prisoner.
9. Stuff you should know, smoking a cigar.
10. 5 crappy cars everyone should drive before they die.
Winning this laptop would be amazing, because I love gaming and have always wanted an amazing gaming computer instead of just a normal everyday laptop. Plus my laptop is a few years old and would need to be replaced soon anyway!
7:31 pm on December 12th, 2011
1. 5 Crappy Cars Everyone Should Drive Before They Die (three I’ve driven)
2. Nine Incredible Videos of Bulls Dominating Humans
3. 5 Bizarre Science Experiments That Revolutionized Sex
4. Study Shows Vegetarians More Likely to Enjoy Giving Oral Sex
5. TLC’s Strange Sex Returns with Episode about Foreskin Restoration
6. Breaking News: Babies Ruin Your Sex Life
7. You Can Now Blame Your Cheating Ways on Mental Illness! (and so many other things too!)
8. Is Banana Spider Venom the New Viagra?
9. Morning Dump: The Best Pictures of Cops Pepper Spraying Protesters and More
10. Christina Hendricks, Chivalry, Athlete Hairlines and More
My top reason for wanting this laptop is its focus on good audio, something I really appreciate that is currently lacking in my world. And my laptop.
7:39 pm on December 12th, 2011
1. A Guide to Successfully Using Double Talk in Any Situation
2. The Best Thing We’ve Seen All Day: The Casey Anthony Verdict Gets Awkward for Kim Kardashian
3. Choose Your Own Adventure: Saving Katie Holmes
4. 5 Things Lindsay Lohan Can Do To Make Us Love Her Again
5. What Happens If You Drink Four Four Lokos and Five Five Hour Energies?
6. Five Scientific Ways Strangers Can Tell If You’re Gay
7. Steve Jobs’ Obituary (As Edited By Apple Auto-Correct)
8. Qualifiers and Fuzzy Math: A Guide for the Seasoned Double Talker
9. Six Great Moments in Fox News Getting Video Games Completely Wrong
10. When Dildo Owners Attack!
I wouild kill for this thing!!! I think that with serato and I have the ultimate DJ laptop! I’ve been working on becoming a DJ mostly for house parties and what not, but I desperately need a new laptop to really make the transformation. Come on TSJ hel[ me out here…..
7:43 pm on December 12th, 2011
1.Eight People You’ll Meet on Every College Campus
2.5 hobbies that girls actually dig
3.10 Superbowl Prop Bets We Wish Were Real
4.Vital Statistics About Casinos Around the World
5.The New Deal for Student Loans
6.Visualizing the 2011 Playboy Sex Survey
7.Five Dangers of Drinking That Alcohol Education Programs Never Warn You About
8.Morning Dump: Afternoon Edition – A Tribute to Duct Tape and More
9.Girl on Girl: Dennii B and Jessica Vaugn
10.16 Girls who Want to Wear Playboy Underwear
A new laptop would be awesome as my laptop’s screen died last month, and now its just a big paperweight. This would be perfect to transfer all my music to so I can rock out during study sessions at school.
8:42 pm on December 12th, 2011
1. The Four Dumbest Moves in Zombie Movie History
2. A Look at the Earth at Seven Billion
3. The weight of Walmart
4. How the Internet is Revolutionizing Education
5. 5 hobbies that girls actually dig
6. Seven Famous Album Covers Featuring People Who Didn’t Want To Be There
7. 6 signs youve been abducted by alien
8. Bizarre Science Experiments That Revolutionized Sex
9. Ten Last Minute Valentine’s Gifts that Will Still Get You Laid
10. The Smoking Jacket’s 69 Sexiest Celebrities
First of all, thanks for having this giveaway! and ALL the others! I don’t participate in ALL of the smoking jacket giveaways. I only participate in the one’s that interests me. And the new Laptop TRULY interests me! Currently, I’m operating an old windows ME edition and it’s very, very slow! despite having broadband service. It seems as though I have netzero dial-up service, instead! But I don’t…it sucks! I REALLY NEED a new computer, and the new HP ENVY 14 Beats Edition laptop is what I NEED!! I need to be able to view ALL the beautiful women that is showcased on the smoking jacket website in HD QUALITY! among the many other things I could do with the new laptop! Again, thanks! for the opportunity to participate!
8:53 pm on December 12th, 2011
1. 7 Reasons Why L.A.R.P. Can Save Your Marriage
2. Five Dangers of Drinking That Alcohol Education Programs Never Warn You About
3. How the Internet is Revolutionizing Education
4. Eight Old-Timey Insults that Need to Make a Comeback
5. Are Running Shoes Doing You More Harm Than Good?
6. The Great American Beer Festival: One Man’s Attempt to Drink the World
7. Five Things We Love About the Manliest Workout Video Ever
8. How Rich Is Congress?
9. Six Great Moments in Fox News Getting Video Games Completely Wrong
10. Scientists: The Other Mythbusters
I would use the laptop to try and make a better wedding video than I currently have. I have the original files but don’t like the current video to remember the day by. After that, my son is starting to get into wanting to play the drums, so I would use it with him for learning and practicing his music.
9:26 pm on December 12th, 2011
In no particular order
-Six Badass Careers You Can Learn from Online College Courses
-Five Adult Fantasy Theme Camps You Can Attend Right Now
-Scientists: The Other Mythbusters
-How the Internet is Revolutionizing Education
-5 hobbies that girls actually dig
-5 Bizarre Science Experiments That Revolutionized Sex
-Seven Tips for Ensuring You Score While Traveling
-How the Patent War is Stifling Innovation in Silicon Valley
-Ten Recession Proof Jobs On the Rise Today
-You Can Now Blame Your Cheating Ways on Mental Illness!
I’d use this bad boy to listen to some of the hottest bands out there all while checking out the hottest chicks on the web here at TSJ
9:49 pm on December 12th, 2011
1. A Practical Guide to Writing Just Like Bill Simmons
2.What Does the Candy Your Neighbors Hand Out on Halloween Say About Them?
3.Five Hobbies That Girls Actually Dig
4.The Eight Rules of Surviving Black Friday
5. A look at the earth at seven billion
6.Six Great Moments in Fox News Getting Video Games Completely Wrong
7.Five Dangers of Drinking That Alcohol Education Programs Never Warn You About
8.Six Everyday Items that Should Require a License to Operate
9.The New Deal for Student Loans
10. Power Rankings: 10 Sports Stories Of The Past Week Because We Love Sports Even Though Miami Doesn’t
I’m a college kid without a laptop so i’d definitely put it to good use with school work, smoking jacket, and even paying utility bills! Plus, everyone wears beats headphones on my college campus and i’m walking around with JVC 8 dollar headphones so i would totally love the audio on this laptop.
10:54 pm on December 12th, 2011
-Seven Tips for Ensuring You Score While Traveling
-5 hobbies that girls actually dig
-A Guide to Successfully Using Double Talk in Any Situation
-5 Things Lindsay Lohan Can Do To Make Us Love Her Again
-Ten Last Minute Valentine’s Gifts that Will Still Get You Laid
-Six Great Moments in Fox News Getting Video Games Completely Wrong
-Are running shoes doing you more harm than good?
-Ten Ridiculous Excuses People Use to Get into the Playboy Mansion
-Four Ways Being a Sports Fan is Making You a Worse Person
-Steve Jobs’ Obituary (As Edited by Apple Auto-Correct)
I’m still using a desktop and therefore, chained to the desk. Please, help my mobility! I’d like to be able to do stuff, not sitting upright all the time, this is getting uncomfortable.
11:10 pm on December 12th, 2011
1. Five Hobbies That Girls Actually Dig
2.The Eight Rules of Surviving Black Friday
3.Is Banana Spider Venom the New Viagra?
4.7 Reasons Why L.A.R.P. Can Save Your Marriage
5.Are Running Shoes Doing You More Harm Than Good?
6.The Eight People You’ll Meet On Every College Campus
7.Ten Last Minute Valentine’s Gifts that Will Still Get You Laid
8.The New Deal for Student Loans
9.Visualizing the 2011 Playboy Sex Survey
10.10 Superbowl Prop Bets We Wish Were Real
i’d love the laptop in order to vibe out to the high quality speakers
11:23 pm on December 12th, 2011
.Kindles Are People Too
.The Eight Rules of Surviving Black Friday
.5 hobbies that girls actually dig
.Ten Recession Proof Jobs On the Rise Today
.How the Internet is Revolutionizing Education
.Are Running Shoes Doing You More Harm Than Good?
.A Guide to Successfully Using Double Talk in Any Situation
.ou Can Now Blame Your Cheating Ways on Mental Illness!
.5 Bizarre Science Experiments That Revolutionized Sex
.The Smoking Jacket’s 69 Sexiest Celebrities
I want the HP laptop to give as an awesome gift (hopefully I’ll get it in time)
11:39 pm on December 12th, 2011
1.Twelve Absurd Boxer Shorts That Will Guarantee You Never Seal the Deal With a Woman
2. Six Great Moments in Fox News Getting Video Games Completely Wrong
3. Six Everyday Items that Should Require a License to Operate
3. Viral Outbreak: China Has Their Own Nicki Minaj
4. Eight Fast and Easy Ways to Lose Your Abs for Winter
5. Ten Needlessly Sexualized Versions of Everyday Products
6. Five Pieces of Fictional X-Ray Technology We Wish We Owned
7. Nine Entertaining Videos of Angry Coaches Losing Their Minds
8. Viral Outbreak: Grandma Reads Go the F**k to Sleep
9. What Does the Candy Your Neighbors Hand Out on Halloween Say About Them?
10. Eight Videos of Animals Caught In the Act
11:40 pm on December 12th, 2011
Whoops sorry, forgot to include a reason.
I want the laptop because my current one isn’t really in its prime anymore…he’s a good laptop, but he’s pretty underpowered for this day and age.
12:15 am on December 13th, 2011
my 10 favorite articles:
1. Relationships: The MTV Friendzone Way
2. 7 Reasons Why L.A.R.P. Can Save Your Marriage
3. 5 Bizarre Science Experiments That Revolutionized Sex
4. Five Oddly Specific “Ologists” You Can Hire Right Now
5. Five Lies about College that Awesome Movies Tried to Teach Us
6.Six Everyday Items that Should Require a License to Operate
7. Eight Strange Phone Sex Lines You’ll Never Call
8. Four People Who Shouldn’t (But Do) Have Stuff Named After Them
9. Five Cherished Pieces of American Culture (That Are Fronts for Crazy People)
10.Five Fun Sounding Techniques for Measuring Horrible Things
i want to win because my current one is ancient and soo slow when i’m trying to do the simplest things!
love your site – perfect article types when i’m tired and need an enlightening laugh after work!
12:18 am on December 13th, 2011
way too much work.
12:41 am on December 13th, 2011
10 Five Adult Fantasy Theme Camps You Can Attend Right Now
9 A Guide to Successfully Identifying Double Talk In Any Situation
8 The New Deal for Student Loans
7 Five Unrealistic Moments from Every Flight Safety Video
6 Six Great Moments in Fox News Getting Video Games Completely Wrong
5 A Day in the Life of a Prisoner
4 Five Pieces of Fictional X-Ray Technology We Wish We Owned
3 Choose Your Own Adventure: Saving Katie Holmes
2 Visualizing the 2011 Playboy Sex Survey
1 The Eight People You’ll Meet On Every College Campus
I would love this laptop because I am a college student, about to graduate at the top of my class, who loves music and has a terrible computer. This would really make my last year in college special!
2:45 am on December 13th, 2011
1. Six Steps to Surviving a Public Shart Attack
2. Eight Old-Timey Insults that Need to Make a Comeback
3. 23 Misheard Lyrics That Expose the Listener As a Complete Moron
4.Four Bizarre Forensic Investigations From Law & Order: SVU
4.Nine Attempted Tributes that Went Horribly Wrong
5.The Joys of Terrifying Small Children
6.Stuff You Should Know: The Church of Scientology
7.Viral Outbreak: Rob Corddry Has a Message for Americans
8.Morning Dump: Afternoon Edition – McDonald’s BBQ Secrets and More
9.Five Reasons Why Being Too Clean Is a Bad Idea
10.Cutting the Cord: Four Things You Learn When You Get Rid of Cable
*Why I want this laptop? I could say the obvious, that it would be free, and just a nice gift to get, or whine about how I don’t have a job and the kids are going hungry or I’m a college student, or any of the reasons the other “competitors” above my name are giving. But when all is said and done, it is…” One winner will be randomly selected”
8:15 am on December 13th, 2011
1. When Dildo Owners Attack!
2. Bizarre Science Experiments That Revolutionized Sex
3. Eight Old-Timey Insults that Need to Make a Comeback
4. 23 Misheard Lyrics That Expose the Listener As a Complete Moron
5. The 10 Most Horrendously Terrible Boy Band Music Videos
6.Four Bizarre Forensic Investigations From Law & Order: SVU
7.The Joys of Terrifying Small Children
8.Stuff You Should Know: The Church of Scientology
9.Viral Outbreak: Rob Corddry Has a Message for Americans
10.Five Reasons Why Being Too Clean Is a Bad Idea
I want this laptop to gift to my 14 (almost 15) y/o son. He has been a super help to the family lately and has been suffering with a 10 year old desktop. I’d love to “cut the cord” for him and give him a computer that doesn’t take 5 minutes to load a page.
9:01 am on December 13th, 2011
1. A Night With Charlie Sheen
2. Eight Legendary Drinking Binges that Only Celebrities Could Have Gotten Away With
3. Stuff You Should Know: The Church of Scientology
4. Five Cherished Pieces of American Culture (That Are Fronts for Crazy People)
5. Man vs. Fair: One Man’s Attempt to Eat All Eight of the Texas State Fair Fried Food Finalists and Not Die
6. Eight Old-Timey Insults that Need to Make a Comeback
7. My Big Fat Mexican Drug Deal: A Honeymoon Story
8. Surprise! You Got Molested!
9. 6 Signs You’ve Been Abducted By Aliens
10. 7 Reasons Why L.A.R.P. Can Save Your Marriage
I need a laptop to do volunteer work. I am a loyal reader from back when this website started. (Remember the Hef video) I figure having an ATB article as my No. 1 should help score points too.
9:38 am on December 13th, 2011
10. A Guide To Dbl Talk in Any Situation
9. The 10 Most Horrendously Terrible Boy Band Music Videos
8. Four Ways Being a Sports Fan is Making You a Worse Person
7. Bizarre Science Experiments That Revolutionized Sex
6. A Look at the Textbooks of Tomorrow
5. Nine Incredible Videos of Bulls Dominating Humans
4. Eight Old-Timey Insults that Need to Make a Comeback
3. A look at the earth at seven billion
2. Man vs. Fair: One Man’s Attempt to Eat All Eight of the Texas State Fair Fried Food Finalists and Not Die
1. Scientists: The Other Mythbusters
I would love to win this because right now my younger sibs are without a computer of their own and are constantly coming over to use my desktop. Having a laptop would ease the inconvenience and I could just give them the desktop.
9:46 am on December 13th, 2011
I’ve just learned of you but I’m already in love with your humor…
1) The 7 Books in the Life Cycle of Any U.S. President
2)Surprise! You Got Molested! (This was the most insane story I’ve read!!!)
3)Five Reasons Why You Wouldn’t Want to Be Famous
4)Viral Outbreak: Introducing the Apple iHole (LOL)
5)4 Brutal Lessons from Your days of early childhood education (That you didn’t learn in school)
6)23 misheard lyrics that expose the listener as a complete moron
7)(I still can’t believe he’s gay, but…) Six ways Neil Patrick Harris Has made Life easier for straight men
8)Five Horror Film curses you’ll swear are real (I believe it!)
9)Cosmo’s “your weirdest period questions” Regurgitated
10)Ten Needlessly Sexualized versions of everyday products
& quite honestly, the list goes on and on and on….you guys are really insane but give some great reads!!!
Why I’d like to win?
1) the obvious–a great computer for a few minutes of my time (entering)
2) becuase I so desperately need a new one if I want to keep blogging (mine keeps making this beeping noise that I can’t figure out)
3) How awesome would it be to hear that you won? OMG, I can’t even tell you!!!! But it’s be awesomer than awesome!!
Thanks so much for the chance, and for turning me on to a new website–yours–that I’m going to continue to read for the next umpteen years!
10:32 am on December 13th, 2011
10. Five NBA Lockout Solutions That Would Work
9. Five Reasons Why You Wouldn’t Want To Be Famous
8. 10 Fantasy Football Players Who Have Caused Many A Sleepless Night
7. Six Everyday Items That Should Require A License To Operate
6. Six Great Moments In Fox News Gettnig Video Games Completely Wrong
5. 7 REasons Why L.A.R.P. Can Save Your Marriage
4. 6 Signs You’ve Been Abducted By Aliens
3. 10 Most Horrensoudly Terrible Boy Band Vidoes
2. Visualizing The 2011 Playboy Sex Survey
1. 5 Sexiest Moments In Recent Advertising History
Why??? I’m still operating on a desktop from 2002!! The Stoneages in computer years!!
11:59 am on December 13th, 2011
1. 7 Reasons Why L.A.R.P. Can Save Your Marriage
2. Five Reasons Why You Wouldn’t Want to Be Famous
3. StupidBetz.com: Make Money To Do Just About Anything
4. Five Hobbies That Girls Actually Dig
5. Four Ways Being a Sports Fan is Making You a Worse Person
6. Five Dangers of Drinking That Alcohol Education Programs Never Warn You About
7. The Seven Terrifying Stages of Sleep Paralysis
8. The New Deal for Student Loans
9. Five Cherished Pieces of American Culture (That Are Fronts for Crazy People)
10. Eight Fast and Easy Ways to Lose Your Abs for Winter
I had to drop out of college because I didn’t get enough in student loans and couldn’t pay the excess fees at the end of the year. I’m trying to work it off before interest accumulates too much, but I’ve also got car payments and rent to pay. I did have a girlfriend living with me, but she left me for another guy this past summer. I’m just barely making ends meet here thanks to the wonderful economy. My computer is an old laptop I got for free from the college, and the hinge is busted in back so the wires going to the screen are hazardously exposed. I couldn’t keep paying for my cell phone, so I had to drop that too. This old, busted laptop is the only form of communication I have. I really feel like I deserve to win this so I can have at least one glimmer of hope in my otherwise bleak future.
12:19 pm on December 13th, 2011
10. A Video Collection of People Taking Balls to the Face
9. The Eight People You’ll Meet On Every College Campus…. I just graduated and related to this a lot. It very good.
8. Kindles Are People Too
7. The Facts About Sexual Harassment In the Workplace
6. Ten Last Minute Valentine’s Gifts that Will Still Get You Laid
5. How to Drink Like a Pro
4. Hef Tweets Alternate Crystal Harris Playboy Cover
3. How Rich is Congress?
2. Making your own TMNT Cereal
1. The Smoking Jacket’s 69 Sexiest Celebrities
I really need a new laptop seeing how my old one broke and I am using my roommates…
1:05 pm on December 13th, 2011
I really would love a laptop! never had one before.
10. 6 Signs you’ve been abducted by aliens
9.The Smoking Jacket’s 69 Sexist Celebrities
8.5 Things Lindsay Lohan Can Do To Make Us Love Her Again
7.How Rich is Congress?
6.Six Groundbreaking Horror Films That Stole Their Plot From Other Horror Films
5.Seven Annoying Statements You Hear From Every Waiter
4. If Elvis Never Died
3. 5 Crappy cars everyone should drive before they die
2. Morning Dump: Bad habits that Make you healthy and why
1. how to drink like a pro
Thanks!
2:35 pm on December 13th, 2011
1. 6 Signs You’ve Been Abducted by Aliens
2. Surprise! You’ve Been Molested!
3. Eight Old-Timey Insults That Need to Make a Comeback
4. Eight Old-Timey Insults That Need to Make a Comeback, Part 2
5. A Collection of Eight Entertaining Beer Trick Videos
6. Six “Groundbreaking” Horror Films That Stole Thier Plot From Other Horror Films
7. Euro Calendars: Germany Has Most, Russia Has Weirdest, France Wins
8. TwitPic Theater: Bananas are Tasty
9. Were These Lucy Pinder Ads Too Hot for TV?
10. Attack of the Carrie Keagan!
I want this laptop for many reasons. The main reasons are that my laptop has a broken shell, so only one hinge works, and the damn thing tries to kill me whenever I use it. I also need a laptop with audio that can handle Slayer being cranked at maximum volume!
8:47 pm on December 13th, 2011
1. Nine Attempted Tributes that Went Horribly Wrong
2. The Joys of Terrifying Small Children
3. Stuff You Should Know: The Church of Scientology
4. Viral Outbreak: Rob Corddry Has a Message for Americans
5. Hobbies that girls actually dig
6.10 Superbowl Prop Bets We Wish Were Real
7.Vital Statistics About Casinos Around the World
8.The New Deal for Student Loans
9. Eight People You’ll Meet on Every College Campus
10. Surprise you got molested
I have three young daughters who love to play on a laptop…. mine, which shows their wear and tear. So, I’d love to have a new laptop, which would be a great holiday family gift and, in the end, is that what TSJ is all about?
3:35 pm on December 14th, 2011
1. Stuff You Should Know: Smoking a Cigar
2. Five Hobbies that Girls Actually Dig
3. A Look at the Textbooks of the Future
4. The Eight People you’ll meet on every College Campus
5. The Weight of Wal-Mart
6. How to Drink like a Pro
7. The New Deal for Student Loans
8. Seven tips for ensuring you score while traveling
9. Stuff You Should Know: The Church of Scientology
10. A Night with Charlie Sheen
I would like to win this computer because my current one is dated and can’t hold a charge. Also love the bells and whistles of this one here because I am looking to get more into actually making beats/ producing.
3:44 pm on December 14th, 2011
1. Stuff You Should Know: The Church of Scientology
2. Vital Statistics About Casinos Around the World
3. How to drink like a pro
4. Five Reasons Why You Wouldn’t Want to Be Famous
5. The New Deal for Student Loans
6. 5 Bizarre Science Experiments That Revolutionized Sex
7. The 10 Most Horrendously Terrible Boy Band Music Videos
8. A Day in the life of a prisoner
9. Five Reasons Why Being Too Clean Is a Bad Idea
10. Suprise! You Got Molested!
I need the laptop because I need a separate computer for all my porn.
6:12 pm on December 14th, 2011
10. Vital Statistics About Casinos Around the World
9. How to drink like a pro
8. Stuff You Should Know: Smoking a Cigar
7. A Collection of Eight Entertaining Beer Trick Videos
6. Seven Annoying Statements You Hear From Every Waiter
5. Most Horrensoudly Terrible Boy Band Videos
4. Visualizing The 2011 Playboy Sex Survey
3. Bizarre Science Experiments That Revolutionized Sex
2. Five Adult Fantasy Theme Camps You Can Attend Right Now
1. The Great American Beer Festival: One Man’s Attempt to Drink the World
I would love to win this as I need a new laptop and winning is always great
10:59 pm on December 14th, 2011
1. GRAND PRIZE Giveaway Day 12: Laptop
2. TwitPic Theater: TSJ Anniversary Edition
3. Olivia Paige is a Tomboy No More
4. One Door Closes, Another One Opens
5. Nine Incredible Videos of Bulls Dominating Humans
6. Eight Music Videos Featuring Porn Star Cameos
7. Eight Adorable College Mascot Brawls Caught on Video
8. Five Tales of People Who Fought a Shark and Won
9. A Comic’s Take on Getting Into Sporting Events for Free
10. How to Get Drunk In the Healthiest Way Possible
To gift to my hot wife.
11:40 am on December 15th, 2011
1.Frisky Friday, My wife will copy some of them and I get my own!
2.The Playboy Morning Show … And Tell
3.An Interview With Bitchin Kitchen’s Nadia G, Enjoy cooking and watching her show.
4.Sunny Leone Is the Hottest Thing on Indian Reality TV
5.TwitPic Theater, all of them nice pictures!
6.Six “Groundbreaking” Horror Films That Stole Their Plot From Other Horror Films
7.10 Fantasy Football Players We Need to Reconsider
8.Lady Loses Her McMind Over McNuggets Denial. who doesn’t love mcnuggets!
9.Lovely Lady Links, who doesn’t love links of Ladys?
10.Visualizing the 2011 Playboy Sex Survey
I want this laptop for my family and I. My wife is into pictures and our old computer wont handle the new pictures well and my sons are getting more in to music. Also it would be nice to have a laptop to play music for parties and get togethers while outside.
9:12 pm on December 15th, 2011
1. Visualizing the 2011 Playboy Sex Survey
2. How to drink like a pro
3. Vital Statistics About Casinos Around the World
4. Five Adult Fantasy Theme Camps You Can Attend Right Now
5. 5 Bizarre Science Experiments That Revolutionized Sex
6. The 10 Most Horrendously Terrible Boy Band Music Videos
7. Sunny Leone Is the Hottest Thing on Indian Reality TV
8. Five Dangers of Drinking That Alcohol Education Programs Never Warn You About
9. The Joys of Terrifying Small Children
10. Stuff You Should Know: The Church of Scientology
I want this laptop so I can read Smoking Jacket at starbucks in STYLE, like a boss.
10:15 pm on December 15th, 2011
1)23 Misheard Lyrics That Expose the Listener As a Complete Moron
2)Five Awful Cover Songs Made Even Worse By Tiny Lyric Changes
3)Power Rankings:10 Sports Stories And Most Of It Is How The NBA Kind Of Sucks Right Now
4)The Smoking Jacket’s 69 Sexist Celebrities Posted 06/02/11
5)10 Fantasy Football Players We Need to Reconsider
6)Five NBA Lockout Solutions That Would Work (And Both Sides Would Hate)
7)Power Rankings: 10 Sports Stories of the Past Week That Lasted Longer Than We Expected
8)Power Rankings: 10 Relatively Positive Sports Stories From the Last Week
9)Power Rankings: 10 Sports Stories You Missed While You Were Drinking Beer at Work
10)Ten Gimmick Characters that Made Pro Wrestling Even More Ridiculous Than It Already Is
(LAPTOP) I want this laptop because the speakers have to be AMAZING on the thing.and..My current laptop is 6 years old and on its last leg!
THANKS FOR THIS GIVEAWAY!
3:24 am on December 16th, 2011
1)Twelve Absurd Boxer Shorts That Will Guarantee You Never Seal the Deal With a Woman
2)Seven Horrific Corporate Covers of Famous Songs
3)Eleven Hilariously Lame Pro Team Fight Songs
4)Ten Ridiculous Excuses People Use When Trying to Get Into Playboy Headquarters
5)Our Eight Favorite Music Videos About Butts
6)Nine Entertaining Videos of Angry Coaches Losing Their Minds
7)Nine Videos of Women Faking Orgasms. Or Are They?
8)Eight Adorable College Mascot Brawls Caught on Video
9)A Video Collection of Six Teachers Behaving Badly
10)Nine Athletes Who Excelled at Being Average
I want this laptop because it has Beats Audio. I already have the Beats by Dre Headphone, so it’d be awesome to hook it up to this laptop
10:49 am on December 16th, 2011
1. Viral Outbreak: Introducing the Apple iHole
The Smoking Jacket’s 69 Sexist Celebrities
Visualizing the 2011 Playboy Sex Survey
Six Great Moments in Fox News Getting Video Games Completely Wrong
The Puffer: A Tale of Sneaking Weed Onto a Plane
Seven Essential Purchases for Building a Home Entertainment System More Expensive Than Your Home
Cosmo’s “4 Words That Seduce Any Man” Corrected
Viral Outbreak: Four Old Ladies In an Impala
Five Important Life Skills Women are Better than Men At
Boobs Pop Out in Drift Car; Meet Your New Russian Girlfriend
I am on the 20 year college plan and am returning to school in January, a new laptop is on my shopping list as it is an essential tool for online classes. Winning would be a great coup and save me some serious bucks.
4:33 pm on December 16th, 2011
I would like this laptop because I am a USAF Veteran that just got out of the military and I am going to school. I have an Inspiron 1501 dell laptop now, and it is beginning to take a shit on me. This laptop will not only allow me to do my school work, it might allow me to get laid!!! Chicks dig the hot laptop!!!
My top ten articles are as follows:
1. Boob pops out in drift car, she was hott too!!
1. 9 Athletes who are way more religious than tim tebow
1.Seven tips to ensure you score while traveling
1.5 stupid things men do for penis enlargement.
1. The 5 worst parents on TV.
1. Seven annoying statement you hear from every waiter
1. Ten sports busts and one hit wonders that who summerize thier careers
1. Stuff you should know: Groupies
1. Six feel good movies that that probably turned their hereos into phscopaths
1. And Frisky Friday!! All of them!!
9:53 pm on December 16th, 2011
I know I don’t have the oldest computer out there but it is sorely in need of replacement. I can honestly say that it is a turn of the century computer.
1. Cassie Cutler Is Washington’s Finest
2. Who Wants to See Jessica Burciaga at the Beach?
3. Tiffany Habib is Small Town Sexy
4. Sara Jean Underwood Out Wonder-Womans Adrianne Palicki
5. Shay Maria: The Gift We Keep Re-Gifting
6. Boston Needs Big Bats—Should it be Tay Stevens or Wendy Fiore?
7. TwitPic Theater: Bananas are Tasty
8. Lovely Lady Links: Thanksgiving With the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders and More
9. Were These Lucy Pinder Ads Too Hot for TV?
10. 100 Pictures of Aida Yespica in Lingerie and Bikinis
7:25 pm on December 17th, 2011
10. Five NBA Lockout Solutions That Would Work
9. Five Reasons Why You Wouldn’t Want To Be Famous
8. 10 Fantasy Football Players Who Have Caused Many A Sleepless Night
7. Six Everyday Items That Should Require A License To Operate
6. Six Great Moments In Fox News Gettnig Video Games Completely Wrong
5. 7 REasons Why L.A.R.P. Can Save Your Marriage
4. 6 Signs You’ve Been Abducted By Aliens
3. 10 Most Horrensoudly Terrible Boy Band Vidoes
2. Visualizing The 2011 Playboy Sex Survey
1. 5 Sexiest Moments In Recent Advertising History
Why??? I’m still operating on a desktop from 2002!! The Stoneages in computer years!!
10:48 pm on December 22nd, 2011
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11:02 am on December 29th, 2011
a laptop wont be bad 4 me being a dj and all hop im 1 of them
12:17 pm on January 18th, 2012
1a look at the earth at seven billion
2,seven famous album covers featuring people who didn’t want to be there
3.the smoking jacket’s 69 hottest celebrities
4.6 signs u’ve been abducted by alliens.
5.seven annoying statements u hear from every waiter.
6. 5 hobbies girls actually dig
7. 5 crappy cars everyone should drive before dey die
8.the eight people you’ll meet on every college campus
9.life before smartphones
10. a day in life of a prisoner
i want this laptop because i’m a student and i need a laptop. i have never had a new laptop before and it will save ma mom the extra cash as my tution fee is high.and we require a laptop for our classes and assignment. pls pls pick me thank u