TSJ has always believed in the power of giveaways–and in our kickass readers the past few months. As our way of giving back for the holidays, we’re rolling out our biggest giveaways yet with our 12 Days of Giveaways free shit blowout. Every weekday for the next few weeks, we’ll be giving away everything from DVDs and books to gadgets and furniture for you to stuff your own stocking. Keep your eye out for the daily post to see how you can win hundreds of dollars worth of freebies.

We’re only going to say this once: Please remain calm, Trekkies. A few orgasmic Star Trek freebies lie ahead.

Sure, most franchises with hardcore nerd followings have some notable gear and merch. But Star Trek memorabilia and gear? There’s nothing like it—no limits to the creativity fans and ridiculously smart folks use to come up with some of the best toys, gadgets, written word and more. Take these items we have in Day Eight of our 12 Days of Giveaways bash…

You just use a regular old Pampered Chef utensil to slice your pizza, eh? Chuck it immediately. The Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter from ThinkGeek lets you bold cut pizza where no man has cut before. No, it doesn’t use laser technology to divide your cheesy dinner into eight perfectly cut pieces, but it is made from chromium and shaped like the USS Enterprise. Cool.

More of a literate guy, are ya? Try the ultimate guide to the Star Trek universe, Star Trek: The Original 365. The nearly 800-page doorstop book covers the entire original 1960s series from start to beginning, with some crazy-good insight, commentary, behind-the-scenes history and photos.

Still not doing it for you? (Or maybe you’re just such an awesome superfan that you already have these things, right?) For the more mechanically-inclined, this manual should do just fine. Star Trek: U.S.S. Enterprise Haynes Manual takes you inside the most infamous universe-trekking vessel of all time, with technical information about the systems onboard the U.S.S. Enterprise and what it took to actually operate them.

Want to win all three prizes, Trekkie? You have to work for it first:

Help us expand our photo library of sexy sci-fi chicks by tracking down some pics of sexy Star Trek fans. In the comments below, leave us a link to a photo of your favorite hot Star Trek tribute or costume with a comment from you, as well.

The commenter with the best submission wins a Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter, a copy of Star Trek: The Original 365 and a copy of Star Trek: U.S.S. Enterprise Haynes Manual.

Giveaway closes Thursday, Dec. 16.

Be sure to provide a legit e-mail address when you comment so we can contact you.

Sorry, U.S. contestants only.

We’re leaving the giveaways with this today. Stay tuned for Day Nine, when we unveil the enviable iPhone case design we crafted ourselves and get a little supernatural up in here.