TSJ has always believed in the power of giveaways–and in our kickass readers the past few months. As our way of giving back for the holidays, we’re rolling out our biggest giveaways yet with our 12 Days of Giveaways free shit blowout. Every weekday for the next few weeks, we’ll be giving away everything from DVDs and books to gadgets and furniture for you to stuff your own stocking. Keep your eye out for the daily post to see how you can win hundreds of dollars worth of freebies.
Showtime’s slasher series Dexter has managed to keep us on our toes for the past few years, and the latest season is following suit, and then some. (We’ll refrain from any spoilers here, but may we just say that this week’s episode is breakin’ our balls, in anticipation of next week’s finale?)
If you haven’t been watching–which you should be [thwack]–you’re probably still at least a little familiar with Dexter and his killer exploits, moonlighting as an agent of secret justice when he’s not doing things by the books at his day job with the Miami Metro Police Department. He’s elusive, brilliant and manages to slash his way out of every pickle he finds himself in, time and time again.
Much like Dex, the Jigsaw Killer in the Saw movies has particular targets and a particular method of killing, though it’s probably safe to say it’s a bit more fucked up. His victims have the option of living or dying, but they have to fight like hell to go for the former: finding the right needle in a pit of prickly ones to inject themselves with an antidote, cutting a guy open to find a key to open the contraption on their head, you get the point. If you’ve seen one Saw movie, you’ve seen all six of ‘em.
Now you can take matters into your own hands with a couple of not-so-deadly games we have to give away. The Dexter Board Game from Showtime charges you to hunt down a suspect that slipped through the system to make them your next victim, while keeping everyone at your day job at the station happy with your Blood Spatter Reports to avoid suspicion. And the Saw II: Flesh and Blood game for XBOX360 puts you in the shoes of Detective Tapp’s estranged son, who accidentally becomes Jigsaw’s next victim, as you fight for your life through a series of Jigsaw’s puzzles.
Want to win both? It’s not going to be a fight for your life, exactly, but you do have to work for it:
In the comments below, answer these two trivia questions:
- What is the name of Dexter’s boat?
- According to Amanda in the movie Saw II, why shouldn’t you try to open a door if it’s stuck?
The first commenter to answer both questions correctly wins the Dexter Board Game and the Saw II: Flesh and Blood video game.
Two runners-up will each win the Saw II: Flesh and Blood video game.
Giveaway closes Wednesday, Dec. 8.
Be sure to provide a legit e-mail address when you comment so we can contact you.
Sorry, U.S. contestants only.
Stay tuned for tomorrow’s giveaway. We think any the comic book geeks will be more than pleased.