Keyport Giveaway: The Ultimate Keychain
With the amount of keys and key chains rolling around in your pocket, I’m sorry to say it, but you’re getting bulges in all the wrong places. This Tuesday’s giveaway is the KeyPort: Slide V.01.
The Keyport organizes up to six keys that can be accessed with the slide of the finger. You can also choose from add-ons; a bottle opener, LED Light, 4GB or 8GB USB Flash Drive and a light saber (not really). See it in action below:
To enter, tell us about the coolest key chain you ever saw or owned in the comments below. Two winners will be randomly selected from the comments to win a Keyport: Slide V.01, valued at $79.99. For more information check out http://www.mykeyport.com/.
Contest closes Monday, April 18th.
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12:07 pm on April 12th, 2011
I can’t really say that I’ve had a “really cool” key chain at any time of my life. But, I did find a set of lock picking tools at the movie theater once and used them at home to actually unlock one of my doors. I never did use this skill for evil, though.
12:21 pm on April 12th, 2011
As a kid I can remember a very special key that my dad kept on his keychain. This key stuck out because it was fun to play with, something most keys sadly lack. When you pinched the handle of the key, the blade would open up. It wasn’t until many years (and a few college parties) later that I realized it was a roach clip. Go dad!
12:36 pm on April 12th, 2011
The coolest (nerdiest) key chain that I’ve ever owned is the Bumblebee (not the tuna) Generation 1 Transformer key chain. It’s actually still in use and most requested by my nephews for them to inherit from me. Got to love the hand me down system. I think this one would allow me to bequeath my current one to another but to make it the ultimate keychain giveaway you have to put a TSJ sticker on it.
12:38 pm on April 12th, 2011
My favorite keychain ever had a simple message: “When I die, bury me upside down so the whole world can kiss my ass”.
12:49 pm on April 12th, 2011
The coolest key chain I ever saw was part bottle opener, part key chain and part liquor bottle holder. I was at a Ren Fair, and the person was holding all three on a strap. It wasn’t a “key chain”…but it did the part! Even if he got drunk..he still had his keys on him!!
12:55 pm on April 12th, 2011
I used to have one that was a rifle bullet with a bottle opener cut into it. Simple and effective!
12:56 pm on April 12th, 2011
This is about the coolest thing I’ve seen in a while. I hate jingling keys while trying to perform ninja duties.
12:57 pm on April 12th, 2011
This is an awesome post and an awesome product, Kendra! The coolest keychain I’ve seen/owned is the Keybrid (http://www.keybrid.com/).
Like Keyport, it is simple, basic, and doesn’t leave a huge bulge in a guy’s pants (bada bum ch)
1:13 pm on April 12th, 2011
Dude, it’s gotta be my shark-shaped bottle opener from Ocean Beach, NJ! I mean seriously, its not from that kick-ass Ocean Beach in MD… its from the dry county of Ocean Beach, NJ. The irony alone speaks volumes.
1:28 pm on April 12th, 2011
my friend katie once had this long black metal rod attached to her keys, it was probably 5″ and looked ridiculous, she called it her conversation starter since that was the only function it had that she could figure out.
2:14 pm on April 12th, 2011
By far the coolest one I ever had was a mini shot glass. It was about a third of the size of a shot glass. Kind of weird to carry around but it was awesome. I wish I still had it…
2:41 pm on April 12th, 2011
The coolest key chain I ever saw was this one that came with bottle opener, mini-knife, flashlight, and laser. Men can’t live with alcohol and you can use the laser to piss people off. How fun.
2:43 pm on April 12th, 2011
The Coolest Keychain I’ve owned was a mini horseshoe that my grandfather gave me.
2:51 pm on April 12th, 2011
Preserved kangaroo testicles keychain that my cousin brought back from a trip to Australia.
3:18 pm on April 12th, 2011
This is so nerdy, but here goes…
An exceptionally hot coworker ended up at the Star Trek Experience and brought me back a keychain. It was just the comm badge shape but I thought it was the most amazing thing ever.
Cause she was hot. And, it was Trek.
3:36 pm on April 12th, 2011
I don’t know about coolest, but I have an engraved keychain from my junior prom on my keys. That was 19 years ago and my (now) wife still won’t let me take it off (the keychain). Maybe if I had those sleek looking keyport keys I’d have an excuse to finally 86 it.
4:25 pm on April 12th, 2011
The coolest key chain I ever had included a swiss army knife, mini light, and small flask that actually held a small amount of booze…..you never know I guess.
8:11 pm on April 12th, 2011
the coolest key chain I used to have was a cow that when you squeezed it it would make a farting noise and have brown rubber come out of its butt. Everyone thought it was gonna moo but man were they surprised by the loud farting noise.
8:39 pm on April 12th, 2011
The coolest key chain i’ve had was a bottle opener in the shape of a miller lite bottle
10:12 pm on April 12th, 2011
I have had a brass piece on my keychain that says “Quit yer bitchin!” don’t know how I have managed to hang to it since 1981, but it has helped to open windows, various electronics, bottles of beer, and generally been a conversation piece.
10:38 pm on April 12th, 2011
a friend of mine in high school had his gerbil that recently died stuffed and he kept it on his key chain, haha
11:13 pm on April 12th, 2011
The coolest/funniest keychain I received as a present was one of a naked wooden man wearing a barrel on his bottom half. You can lift the barrel and this huge log sized penis pops forward. Good times.
11:24 pm on April 12th, 2011
Army tags are being used as my keychain. The tags were modified by adding a leather trim on one side and a special message engraved on another.
12:11 am on April 13th, 2011
Coolest key chain I had (as a kid) was a little sound effects box effective for making people think their cell phone was ringing.
12:59 am on April 13th, 2011
Well I only have owned just a simple circle key ring but after seeing the keyport makes me want one. Also it would make a great b-day gift for me since the contest ends on my B-day…….hint hint
9:22 am on April 13th, 2011
My uncle use to be a roadie for a couple of bands back in the day. He crafted a sweet little key chain from guitar picks he collected along his travels and gave it to me when I was about 12. The only trouble was, I had to damn near convince everybody that asked that the damn thing came from actual rock stars not some dime store guitar store. So maybe it wasn’t the best key chain. Nevermind. (sad face)
10:39 am on April 13th, 2011
Growing up, my brother and I never really got along. We were both really into cars, and restored a few with my dad, but it never really brought us closer. We were just two guys who had the same parents.
Then one year for Christmas he bought me this keychain that was a slotted ring that you could put smaller keyrings on. He had gotten a copy of all of the cars we had ever talked about owning/working on and put them on the smaller rings.
It was a small gesture with a small object that allowed me to really see how much we had in common and how many things we both loved.
It’s gotten pretty scuffed and banged up through the years, and while I’ve never actually used it as a keychain, I still keep it on my bookshelf so I can see it everyday.
12:40 pm on April 13th, 2011
I thought i already posted this but apparantly not. if i’m just retarded and cant find mine dont disqualify me…the coolest keychain i ever had was this black one that had 4 buttons on it. One button locked the car, another unlocked it, the third popped the trunk, and the fourth set off this alarm. i had to get rid of it though cause if i locked my car with it the alarm would go off 5 minutes later guaranteed. so as you can see im in need of a cool keychain in my life
1:52 pm on April 13th, 2011
Kinda dweeby, but when I was a kid, my uncle had this leather key holder that was all worn and cool looking. He used to tell me it was magic and I semi-believed him as it seemed to hold 100 keys. Every lock he needed to open — no matter the size, type or vehicle — he had the key for it. When he died, he left it for me, maybe as a joke because when I opened it, it only had clips for 3 keys…
5:08 pm on April 13th, 2011
Hi the coolest keychain I saw was one of a surfboard bottle opener.
5:08 pm on April 13th, 2011
I’m using a Leatherman Style CS as my keychain and it’s very useful.
5:14 pm on April 13th, 2011
The coolest keychain I’ve ever experienced was my Dad’s electronic gunfire noise keychain. Simple, yet a kid growing up in the G.I.Joe generation, I could never get enough.
5:15 pm on April 13th, 2011
The best keychain ever!!!!!!!
5:16 pm on April 13th, 2011
Best keychain I’ve ever had: Lego Wizard keychain!
5:17 pm on April 13th, 2011
I don’t really have a answer for the coolest keychain I’ve ever saw, but for some reason I’ve always been a fan of those old Sears Craftsman 4-way pocket screwdrivers that fit on your keys. Mine is very useful.
5:18 pm on April 13th, 2011
The greatest invention by man of all time!!
5:19 pm on April 13th, 2011
Greatest key chain I own are my grandfathers dog tag. A buddy helped me wrap it in leather, looks great and my grams is always with me. (Sidenote-NOT A PLUG, just love them) Keyports are awesome! My buddy showed them to me years before they were released and then starting working for them. Still have not gotten the chance to grab my yet but everyone should, they are extremely practical and durable. Also the keyport fan site on FB has some great pics on how to mod yours for KeyFobs.
5:25 pm on April 13th, 2011
The coolest keychain I ever had was a mini lightsaber from starwars.
5:29 pm on April 13th, 2011
Other than the keyport i would have to say… my big screw. a screw that doubles as a bottle opener and a wine key
5:30 pm on April 13th, 2011
couple years I saw a keychain idea on a japanese magazine is the keys are actually the blades on a swiss army knife type of thing. So you have to flip out the key blade from the housing just like you flip out a blade from the swiss army knife housing. I thought it was a very cool idea but now the Keyport is actually in production! I WANT ONE!
5:53 pm on April 13th, 2011
The Keyport Slide is the greatest advance in keys since the skeleton key — useful, handy, well-designed, small, virtually unbreakable, and subject of great admiration and conversation-starters.
5:56 pm on April 13th, 2011
This is the coolest thing I have ever seen. I can’t wait to get enough money saved up for one!!
6:10 pm on April 13th, 2011
I think the coolest keys I saw was actually a friends keyport slide. Works quite well.
6:13 pm on April 13th, 2011
The coolest keychain I have and will ever own is the one I stole from CHUCK NORRIS! Not some obsessed fan that changed his name to Chuck Norris but the actual Chuck Norris keychain that He owned. I am in police protection and operating under 17 separate identities from this very incident, My wife and kids don’t even know my location but I digress my Chuck Norris Keychain only holds one key and can open all locked doors from my house to my convertible Sebring to my safe where I keep it! What does it look like? Well you guessed it–It is shaped like his beard that transforms into a phallus–I would take a picture but it’s not possible, it just breaks my camera. It also has boosted my roundhouse kick–any argument I get into ends the same way, the other person receives either broken ribs or a dislocated jaw/head. Chuck Norris will live forever because his fists beat death to death. I hope I never lose this keychain.
7:01 pm on April 13th, 2011
The coolest keychain I ever owned was when I was given my Dad’a original Playboy Club Key from when he was a member of the original Playboy Club in Los Angeles it was a total Key chain people asked me about
7:20 pm on April 13th, 2011
A good friend of mine has a ball bearing on his key chain that is wicked fun to play with.
7:45 pm on April 13th, 2011
nice, easy to handle, organize, look good with my money clip win win winning
11:05 pm on April 13th, 2011
Hand down the coolest “Keychain” I have ever seen is the Keyport. This thing is bleeding edge technology at it’s finest. I mean they even make it easy to copy your keys using fun technology to make it convenient to own. Car Keys, Bike Keys, House Keys, Boat Keys, an LED Light and the ever important bottle opener, no Serious Beer drinker should ever be with out the bottle opener. I have just got to have one of these Keyports.
8:53 am on April 14th, 2011
Yea. The Keyport by far. It’s like a Swiss Army knife for… well, thing you actually do.
12:07 pm on April 14th, 2011
The coolest keychain is the one that Axel foley has in Beverly hills cop 3. The one that produces the ultra bright light and blinds the people trying to kill him. This keychain is the coolest thing next to that.
12:11 pm on April 14th, 2011
This is seriously the hottest keychain. Design and functionality at its best!
12:14 pm on April 14th, 2011
Always need another cool looking gadget.
12:18 pm on April 14th, 2011
I’ve always wanted a keyport. It’s quite a snazzy solution and I don’t have very many keys. It would be awesome to win it.
12:37 pm on April 14th, 2011
Would love to have one of these bad boys. Been eyeballin it for a while now.
12:49 pm on April 14th, 2011
My coolest keychain had the Tazmanian Devil on it!
12:51 pm on April 14th, 2011
Oh I want to win this.
1:43 pm on April 14th, 2011
Seriously, the Keyport is the coolest keychain I’ve ever seen.I can’t wait to own one and show all of my friends. No one has even heard of it where I live. I would love to show it off up here.
3:07 pm on April 14th, 2011
in high school i had this sharks tooth on my key ring. i can’t remember where it came from or where it went but at the time i totally dug it. now, well no cool key ring, just too many keys.
4:56 pm on April 14th, 2011
Just buy it!!! Come on who Wouldn’t want one of these. Everyone should.
5:10 pm on April 14th, 2011
This… is… AWESOME!!!
5:23 pm on April 14th, 2011
This Looks Sooo Awesome!
5:28 pm on April 14th, 2011
The coolest keychain I ever had was one of those retractable janitor ones with a metal chain because I would try grabbing things with them.
The keyport is awesome though, been waning one for a year, just haven’t had the extra $$$.
6:27 pm on April 14th, 2011
This one doesn’t compare to the Keyport, but I have a keyring that’s called “Le Clasp”. It is one piece of metal that has the ring portion made out of two overlapping halves, that when you press together on two protruding buttons opens the clasping portion. I got it from a company I worked for, and it always seems to be the best keyring that I end up going back to, as it can’t break apart so I never lose or drop any keys off the keyring like those silly pull apart two cylinder units. But it easily allows me to pull out one key from the others (great for leaving the car running and then locking the door to the house). Not to mention the fancy French name of it!
7:29 pm on April 14th, 2011
Just waiting on a few question i have for them and I’m ready to order.
9:13 pm on April 14th, 2011
I think the keyport slide is the coolest keychain I have ever seen! It is the perfect solution for a pocket full of keys! Plan on getting one soon!
12:09 am on April 15th, 2011
Sweet I would love to have a keyport!
12:11 am on April 15th, 2011
Sweet I would love to get a keyport!
12:31 am on April 15th, 2011
The Keyport is the coolest by far of current ones. Before that, it would have to be a mini beer stein.
12:42 am on April 15th, 2011
Keyport is awesome, sexy and cool looking.. I want one!
6:58 pm on April 15th, 2011
I would love a Keyport– so awesome!
8:59 pm on April 15th, 2011
Never seen one better than a key port… i have had a few pretty bad ones before…
1:05 am on April 16th, 2011
My koolest keychain was one i had as a kid when i was collecting keychains i had over thirty of them but my favorite was one of a cloth baseball hat of my favorite team.
1:58 am on April 16th, 2011
One of the coolest key chain type things EVER!
7:49 am on April 16th, 2011
This looks awesome – I want one!
6:40 pm on April 16th, 2011
MUST HAVE!
6:42 pm on April 16th, 2011
Can’t wait to have one.
6:44 pm on April 16th, 2011
Where has this been all my life??
6:46 pm on April 16th, 2011
WINNING!!
8:21 pm on April 16th, 2011
KEYPORT 4 LIFE!
1:14 am on April 17th, 2011
I would love one of these. !!
1:21 pm on April 17th, 2011
I’d say keyport but it’s not really a keychain. I do love my UF Gators keychain, go Gators!
2:48 pm on April 17th, 2011
Keyport looks really cool. I’d like to get one of those.
4:20 pm on April 17th, 2011
Honestly, the coolest keychain I’ve seen is this one. But I guess the coolest one I’ve ever owned is the one I have now. Bright red Ferrari lanyard, and a bottle opener that comes in handy way more often than you would think.
4:22 pm on April 17th, 2011
The coolest key chain I have ever had was a custom designed key chain that was given to me as a gift. It was a heart with a picture in it and it held all the keys I needed every day.
4:22 pm on April 17th, 2011
keyport is the craziest product ever its so cool…. you look like a bad ass just holding it… best invention ever… whoever wins it will be very lucky i hope its me =) if not hope the winner enjoys it as much as i would if i win it… im a girl gadget lover and this is just up my ally….
4:24 pm on April 17th, 2011
I would love keyport it would be amazing
4:27 pm on April 17th, 2011
This key device is awesome.
4:31 pm on April 17th, 2011
Coolest key chain I had was a gold dice that spun
5:02 pm on April 17th, 2011
I have to say, the coolest keychain I saw was the idea of a blind individual. He had one end of his keychain on his pant loop and the other end was attached to his cane; linked within various sections of the chain he had his keys attached. He knew that the first one was to his locker at work, the others were for different part of his daily life.
5:12 pm on April 17th, 2011
Key chains really aren’t my thing, but I do have to say the these keyports are rapidly evolving from a want to a need. I NEED A KEYPORT!!!
5:32 pm on April 17th, 2011
Used to have a ridiculously huge carabiner as my keychain.
6:26 pm on April 17th, 2011
This would be a wonderful addition to my tech admin toolbox.
7:07 pm on April 17th, 2011
A very cool design.
7:20 pm on April 17th, 2011
that keyport is the coolest one ive ever seen! but i used to have a keychain that looked like a turbo on the keys for my diesel, the chain broke off it though!
7:35 pm on April 17th, 2011
This would be a huge spacesaver for me!
8:37 pm on April 17th, 2011
God, I’d give up my keychain for a Keyport!
9:10 pm on April 17th, 2011
Best keychain (besides the keyport) is on a real climbing carabiner.
9:17 pm on April 17th, 2011
Coolest key chain: From Italy that my Nonno sent. Pure gold with sliding key rings attached to a middle gold circle. Parents don’t let me use it…..Need a key chain
9:31 pm on April 17th, 2011
I once had a keychain with an eyeball for a fob…
9:37 pm on April 17th, 2011
This would be a great replacement to my constant search for a good key fob. I’ve been through countless keychain gizmos carabiners to military paracord an so on. The best one i’ve come across is a breathalyzer keychain and a silver plated lego block. good luck all!
10:00 pm on April 17th, 2011
I would love to get one of these things. They look absolutely amazing and will fit any changes in key ring necessities for the rest of your life. Bravo
10:09 pm on April 17th, 2011
The coolest keychain i’ve ever owned was made for me by a girlfriend out of thin rope because i wanted something that allowed the keys to lay flat against each other in my pocket, unlike a steel ring. But the Keyport is the coolest keychain i’ve ever seen because it keeps a slim profile while being a million times more thoughtful/better engineered than my rope!
10:16 pm on April 17th, 2011
Hope I win. But if not, plan to buy one. So either way, I win.
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10:27 pm on April 17th, 2011
this is cool i want one this would make it alot easier for me to find the right damn key instead of trying to start my car with my house key grrrrr
12:49 am on April 18th, 2011
I can’t wait to own one of these for sure.
2:17 pm on April 18th, 2011
I use old RAM sticks. Makes a good box cutter, and it’s easy to grab out of your pocket.
4:26 pm on April 18th, 2011
the coolest keychain I’ve seen is the one above. I didn’t know such thing existed. So cool!
9:56 pm on April 18th, 2011
Man this would be so much nicer!!!!
11:43 am on April 21st, 2011
A beer bottle opener that has a keychain attached is the coolest keychain i had ever seen… Until this came along.
9:32 am on May 10th, 2011
My keyport is ordered and on the way. I will order another one when keyport makes one that holds up to eight keys. The keyport is already a great size and adding two slots to hold more keys or an led or usb only makes it that much better in my opinion.
1:01 am on May 16th, 2011
The best key chain (after this one) would have to be my blue shark shaped bottle opener. It’s bitten my so many times with those sharp teeth!
2:38 pm on May 16th, 2011
Definitely the coolest keychain I’ve seen is the pepper spray cans. You can’t even tell they are pepper spray because they are so small. They look like little flash lights. I’ve even seen them in pink. I’m wondering whether or not they’d even work but hey no longer have to worry about searching for pepper spray.
7:58 pm on May 18th, 2011
Woot key port looks awesome!! and a free one is even better!!
11:43 pm on May 18th, 2011
The coolest keychain ive ween looked like a bullet but disassembled to reveal a storage compartment
7:26 pm on May 24th, 2011
Definitely the coolest keychain I’ve seen
5:04 pm on June 5th, 2011
i love this amazing key ring, what a great idea! i juswt bought a mini mouse key ring from california adventures, nit cool, but it works. would be happy to replace it with the keyport!
5:06 pm on June 5th, 2011
wow, i guess i should have read my comment for spelling!
7:11 pm on October 26th, 2011
GUYS, seen this last night on tv. this has got to be the best thing that I have ever seen, took me awhile to find it on the web. but glad that I did, I want one real bad cause I am called gadgetDave by all my friends, and when they see thisb trust me they will all want one!
6:59 pm on October 28th, 2011
the coolest i have is a technics turntable record needle bottle opener…the crew just think is awesome
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