The Smoking Jacket and Durex Want to Help You Wrap Things up
Every once in a while, ladies like to get together for a night in with drinks, snacks…and “fuckerware.” Similar to a Tupperware party, a fuckerware party brings girls together to talk about, touch and buy a variety of sex toys and accessories. Thanks to Playboy and Durex, you can get an inside look at one especially sexy one with Playboy models and Durex products here.
Even better, Durex let us get in on the game and handed over some awesome safe sex schwag to give away to a few TSJ readers. We have the condom Pleasure Pack (extra sensitive, pleasuremax, her sensation, tropical flavor), Performax condoms, the Love-Box designer tin with three premium lubricated condoms, the Play lubricant variety pack, Play female arousal gel, the Play Vibrations vibrating ring, the Play Vibrations Connect and more.
Goodie bags of random Durex products will go to three lucky readers. A few rules, first:
In the comments below, tell us about your craziest experience with a condom. We’re looking for real boners (heh) and predicaments here. The three best responses win goodie bags. (Ladies: Chime in here, and we could feature your story in our next installment of Girls on Girls.)
Giveaway closes Wed., October 13.
Be sure to provide a legit e-mail address when you comment so we can contact you.
Sorry, U.S. contestants only.
HOT LINKS
“The Smoking Jacket and Durex Want to Help You Wrap Things up”
1:38 pm on October 8th, 2010
worst experience ever was being with a very hot woman trying to have some fun and after trying a handfull of condoms that kept breaking… it was a night that could have been a whole lot better…
10:40 pm on October 8th, 2010
After a heavy night of partying, I made it home with a grenade and failed miserably. I went to get the only condom I had, from my wallet of all places. Evidently it had been in there too long because when I went to put it on, the ring came right off the condom and it just fell off. Epic fail.
6:39 am on October 9th, 2010
Definitely have had some awkward experiences where I would have to knock on my roommates door after coming home from the bar, asking for a condom, and having the girl pass out without even being able to get the job done
9:31 am on October 9th, 2010
I planned a romantic weekend away for the wife and I. A co-worker gave me a couple of viagra to make sure all was good during the weekend. I took it before dinner one night and we came home and did our thing. I thought to myself then, this viagra stuff ain’t that great. We went to bed around midnight. Around 2 in the morning, I woke up with a boner that I could have used to hammer nails in with. It was awful – remember the teenage boners that throbbed and hurt…this was one of those. After unsuccessfully trying to wake my wife up, I finally went to the bathroom to handle up on things myself. I went back to bed thinking all was good. At 4 in the morning, I woke up with the SAME BONER! Once again, after trying to wake up wifey, I had to take matters into my own hands for self gratification. Thankfully, I was fine for the rest of the evening.
The ironic thing is that the wife woke up at 9 in the morning hornier than a jackrabbit and wanted me to perform. Needless to say, she couldn’t wake me up then…
1:43 pm on October 9th, 2010
One time this past summer my boyfriend and I decided to both stay the night at his best friend’s house. I am close with all his friends, so they had no problem with my presence. His best friend has a pool-house and that is where we would all be sleeping. It consisted of a couch, which my boyfriend and I would get, and a mattress directly in front of it, which the friend would sleep on. As the friend fell asleep and the lights and TV went off my boyfriend and I found ourselves slowly grazing each others bodies with our hands. We shared long, deep kisses and before you know it we were having full-blown sex as his friend slept quietly beside us. I had to try my hardest to not make a sound as I reached an amazing climax and gasped in ecstasy. It was an electrifying experience and I felt really naughty.
3:33 pm on October 13th, 2010
Back in college I hooked up with this girl after a party. About 2 minutes after finishing her roommate who she shared her dorm room with walks in as we’re both laying naked on the uncomfortably small college bed completely naked and sprawled out after a fun time. I still had the condom on since we had JUST finished. Her room mate just kind of stood there for a moment and looked at us then proceeded to get undressed and asked to join. I looked at the girl I hooked up with and she said to go for it. So I gladly accepted the offer… one problem… we had no more condoms left. Good thing I still had the last one on even though it was used. So we got down to business using that same, still full condom. Luckily it was able to hold up through two great session!!!
7:51 pm on October 13th, 2010
My girlfriend and I were staying at her parents house for the weekend. Her parents have a basement, and we get to stay in the basement as her parents stayed upstairs. It was getting late and her parents sleeping when we decided to have sex. Unfortunately, we did not have a condom so we tried to think of the first thing that came to mind. It happened to be a Ziploc plastic bag. So we used that for a condom and well, it technically worked but it wasn’t the best. I told some friends about this experience and now I am forever known as zippy!!!
8:20 pm on October 13th, 2010
My wife have been using the Durex Play lubricants for about a year and half now. They’re great for some of the different sensations that each one gives, depending if you want tingling, soothing, etc.
One night we used the Cherry flavored one and I had not completely used the package during sex and I placed it on the night stand with the wrapper half-open.
I get up early in the morning, so I was already gone when my little girl came bouding in the bedroom the next morning and noticed the package on the stand and opened it up to see what it was.
Needless to say she woke my wife up asking her what this great tasting cherry-flavored “water” was. My wife fell out of the bed fumbling towards my little girl, trying to grab the wrapper out of her hands.
Next time, throw the wrapper away!
10:32 pm on October 13th, 2010
in a porta-potty, in a business meeting… and the pendant on my necklace broke off the rope i had it on. mind you this is a pendant my late grandfather carved a hawk in to a slice of deer antler. there was no way i was leaving without it and no way i was sticking my arm in there. solution? condom on my arm in it goes, pendant recieved.
2:28 am on October 14th, 2010
Woah, not too many people entered in the end. Hope I won this one!
Can’t wait to see the results.
10:49 pm on January 20th, 2011
Durex are really good at marketing in regards to condoms, that is probably why they are the number 1 brand condoms in the world, if you haven’t tried, and you have an iphone you should try their app, it is really funny