The Hipster Dickhead Anthem Hipsters Will Deny They Like But Play on Their Cassette Players

The first step in the process of realizing you’re a hipster is denial of said hipsterdom. The second step? And every one after that? More denial, an emotional shopping blowout at American Apparel and more dickishness.

So if you show this hilariously accurate anti-hipster anthem, “Being a Dickhead’s Cool,” to your buddy and he isn’t entertained…he might be a hipster. Dickhead.