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“What He Can Expect When She’s Not Expecting” vs. the Joys of Infertility

Posted 3/14/2011 at 9:00 am by

The new Marc Sedaka book What He Can Expect When She’s Not Expecting was delivered to the TSJ offices this week and you can buy the book right here. But, after taking a peek at this fun look at the trials and tribulations of infertility it seemed like someone needed to explore the brighter side of infertility. We decided on a more fun version of What He Can Expect When She’s Not Expecting might be in order. So here’s our book of ten simple images. (Roughly translated that’s 10,000 words at least.) Here’s what to expect when she’s not expecting:

Poker night!

Watching the big game!

College Girls!

Foam parties!

Strip club night!

Fishing!

Halloween parties!

Mardi Gras madness!

St. Patrick’s Day adventures!

This!

Then again, maybe not…

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““What He Can Expect When She’s Not Expecting” vs. the Joys of Infertility”
  1. 1
    josh says...
    10:25 am on March 14th, 2011

    Damn mine was never that good when she wasn’t expecting!!

  2. 2
    Jason says...
    10:43 am on March 14th, 2011

    The woman in the last picture is priceless…giving tips already to the baby on how to win over a man. Awesome!

  3. 3
    Otis Jefferson says...
    10:46 am on March 14th, 2011

    Wow, that last pic is some spectacularly bad (grand?)parenting. However, I wonder how different I might actually be from my current self if I had been exposed to such awesomeness as a baby.

  4. 4
    Li says...
    10:50 am on March 14th, 2011

    Love that last pic. LOL at the baby watching the stripper

  5. 5
    Matias says...
    12:07 pm on March 14th, 2011

    That last photo had to be photoshopped. And i’m pretty sure that 2nd to last photo was taken in Mexico- at spring break. Sigh, How i miss those days…

  6. 6
    Rob says...
    1:49 pm on March 14th, 2011

    All of those photos combined are just a slow Tuesday in my life. Just sayin’.

  7. 7
    D-Train says...
    5:36 pm on March 14th, 2011

    as much fun as these pictures make being childless appear, I doubt my life would be anywhere near that much fun if I didn’t have kids, but then again I guess I’ll never know at this point

  8. 8
    Doyle says...
    6:07 pm on March 14th, 2011

    It must be a family entertainment thing…. in that last picture.

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