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She Go to Wal-Mart!

Posted 5/18/2011 at 9:00 am by

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Some videos just defy all belief. You think you’ve seen everything the Internet has to offer, and then something like this comes along.

Basically, a New Orleans rapper, armed with a video camera, strolls around his local Wal-Mart with two ass-shaking dancers in tow and performs an insane ode to America’s number one oppressor of the working class.

Think you don’t want to watch it? Well, the fact that it includes lyrics like “she buyin’ Summer’s Eve, she keep her body clean” and “she buyin’ panty panty panty panty panty hose!” should change your mind. Or how about “baby you so fine, she gave me her number in the checkout line”? Does that do anything for you?

Trust us. Watch this shit. Right now.

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“She Go to Wal-Mart!”
  1. 1
    Darth V. Ader says...
    10:06 am on May 18th, 2011

    Better with the sound off, but it has it’s charm. – D.V.Ader – Sith Out Y’all

    8-<|

  2. 2
    Kristal says...
    10:21 am on May 18th, 2011

    I still hate Wal-mart.

  3. 3
    jimsdaone says...
    10:30 am on May 18th, 2011

    Darth V.Ader said it all…hit the mute button b4 u watch this one, lol.

  4. 4
    popz says...
    12:45 pm on May 18th, 2011

    This is a rip off of Big Freedia, who is way better. Check the link and see for yourself.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iTc2vtjxXk&feature=related

  5. 5
    Mashot24 says...
    12:50 pm on May 18th, 2011

    I love the fact that the Booty Ladies are barefoot in the parking lot but not INSIDE Wal-Mart.

  6. 6
    bubbabraun says...
    8:51 am on May 19th, 2011

    I think I just got an STD from watching that.

  7. 7
    Zack says...
    8:59 pm on May 20th, 2011

    I’m so proud of my state.

  8. 8
    damnairfresh says...
    8:45 pm on June 1st, 2011

    Damn!She’s off the chain!

  9. 9
    spazz says...
    9:30 pm on June 2nd, 2011

    don’t quit your day job, cuz you can’t rap for sh*t

  10. 10
    IMARI says...
    7:05 pm on June 3rd, 2011

    WOOOOOOOW

  11. 11
    Josh says...
    11:31 pm on June 14th, 2011

    haha I work at wal-mart, that makes me laugh so bad, because half the time, the girls look that bad when there walking through there lmao

  12. 12
    Joey says...
    3:46 am on June 21st, 2011

    Damn does any1 know the two girls names?

  13. 13
    jay says...
    10:04 am on July 4th, 2011

    that was stupid

  14. 14
    Sifiso says...
    6:51 am on July 7th, 2011

    is this a joke or what?

  15. 15
    Joseph Godfrey says...
    4:50 pm on July 14th, 2011

    Looks like some transvestites trying to shake dangling turds out their asses … It’s about as sexy as 2 girls 1 cup, which just ain’t me. Some of you people must love fecal play, but all it reminds me of is changing a 2 year old’s diaper. Tired!!! Tiring!!

  16. 16
    big saul says...
    8:00 pm on July 22nd, 2011

    That was 4min of my life I’m never getting back.

  17. 17
    steve says...
    8:56 pm on July 28th, 2011

    its not a joke and hes not trying to rap. its bounce music. the purpose of this genre of music is for girls to shake their a$$es to.

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