She Go to Wal-Mart!

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Some videos just defy all belief. You think you’ve seen everything the Internet has to offer, and then something like this comes along.

Basically, a New Orleans rapper, armed with a video camera, strolls around his local Wal-Mart with two ass-shaking dancers in tow and performs an insane ode to America’s number one oppressor of the working class.

Think you don’t want to watch it? Well, the fact that it includes lyrics like “she buyin’ Summer’s Eve, she keep her body clean” and “she buyin’ panty panty panty panty panty hose!” should change your mind. Or how about “baby you so fine, she gave me her number in the checkout line”? Does that do anything for you?

Trust us. Watch this shit. Right now.

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