The Fine Art of Convenience Store Robbery

When committing a crime, it’s important to be aware of your surroundings. Watch the entrances, make sure no customers pose a threat, make note of the location of any security cameras—you know, the basics.

Oh, shit, there’s one thing we forgot. You should also make sure there’s not a goddamn cop standing behind you when you demand money from the cashier. If there is, at least do yourself a favor and make sure they aren’t in a position that allows them to casually walk up to you and stick a gun in your back. It might seem like a minor detail, but as you’ll see in the above video, it’s absolutely crucial to the success of your armed robbery plans.

Wait, one more thing…maybe consider not wearing a mask that makes for such an easy means of throwing you to the ground by the face. Okay, we’re done lecturing. Now get out there and rob somebody! (**Our legal team has advised us that we must clarify something. That last part was just a joke. Please don’t rob anyone. Especially not us.)

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