Are you looking for a truck sturdy enough to haul a bale of horses around in? Is a spare beard in the glove box a mandatory available option when you’re making a car buying decision? Are you not a pussy? If so, then finally, the truck you’ve been looking for has finally arrived.
Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Ferd F-Teenthousand. And get ready to grow six extra balls.
9:13 am on January 18th, 2011
OK, so what if I need to carry 2 whales?
4:00 pm on January 19th, 2011
Well than your an Idiot, because not only can the Ferd F-Teenthousand hold one whale, It can hold the entire Indian Ocean and still have room for… another Indian Ocean