Viral Outbreak: The Ferd F-Teenthousand

Are you looking for a truck sturdy enough to haul a bale of horses around in? Is a spare beard in the glove box a mandatory available option when you’re making a car buying decision? Are you not a pussy? If so, then finally, the truck you’ve been looking for has finally arrived.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Ferd F-Teenthousand. And get ready to grow six extra balls.