Hey, do you love fishing as much as we do? Trick question, we hate fishing. It’s the most boring shit ever. It’s like the old saying goes, “give a man fish and he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he’ll wish he was playing Xbox instead.” Something like that, anyway.

But our lack of interest in sitting around for hours with a rod in our hand (hello, unintentional gay reference!) doesn’t mean we don’t love this video. Over the course of nine hilarious minutes, we’re treated to an endless stream of fuck-ups and failures from Bill Dance Outdoors, a fishing show that’s been on the air since 1968. We have no desire to watch a dude fish. But watching a dude, among other things, get bashed in the face with a camera, get chased by an angry bird, repeatedly fall in a river and get shown up by a flying dog? We’ll watch that all damn day.