Nine Minutes of Fishing Show Failure

Hey, do you love fishing as much as we do? Trick question, we hate fishing. It’s the most boring shit ever. It’s like the old saying goes, “give a man fish and he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he’ll wish he was playing Xbox instead.” Something like that, anyway.

But our lack of interest in sitting around for hours with a rod in our hand (hello, unintentional gay reference!) doesn’t mean we don’t love this video. Over the course of nine hilarious minutes, we’re treated to an endless stream of fuck-ups and failures from Bill Dance Outdoors, a fishing show that’s been on the air since 1968. We have no desire to watch a dude fish. But watching a dude, among other things, get bashed in the face with a camera, get chased by an angry bird, repeatedly fall in a river and get shown up by a flying dog? We’ll watch that all damn day.