I’m a model you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk. Yeah I do my little turn and shatter both my ankles on the catwalk.

Boom! The first usage of Right Said Fred lyrics in the storied history of The Smoking Jacket! If any video is worthy of such a high water mark, it’s definitely this one. Are you the type who spots a gruesome injury while watching sports and likes to spend the next 30 minutes replaying it and yelling “Ooooooooooh shit!” while trying to hold down your vomit? If so, this video is for you!

It’s not unlike watching a helpless deer trying to navigate its way across a frozen pond. Except in this case we really want to have sex with the deer. At least more so than usual.