Man, remind us to never expect a bison to have our back when shit gets real. If you’ve ever been of the opinion that the bison might be an alright animal to befriend, this video will change your mind. We’ll warn you, it’s a bit graphic. Not only is there a bit of graphic violence, but there’s also some very graphic douchebaggery on the part of a whole bunch of cowardly bison.

What a bunch of dicks. Behold…