This is what you do. Watch JSnowPro’s parody of Drake‘s “Started From The Bottom” a few times before Monday morn’ rising and shining and shitting and shaving. That way when you’re going to work and shit gets bumper-to-bumper you just fuck that shit. You fuck that shit. You stop the goddamn car. Y call your goddamn boss and you rap this goddamn rap at their phone.
What’s your boss gonna think when you aggro call-rap? Dude, you’re gonna come off as current, creative, and provide them with a totes credible excuse why you’re late. “Drive fast for three seconds then I slow down… Carpool lane baby yeah I’m in that/Fuck the speed limit baby where the fast lane at.”
That shit deep.
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