SO YOU’RE NOT A LATEX MAN. Right… Just be glad you’re not going to the deli counter to pick up your extra large super lubed textured for her pleasure salami wrapper. Is all we’re saying. Because girls, they don’t like that nasty shit.
Check out the awesome lady + chipmunk projection hurls when they catch a load of this dude’s intestine condom, below:
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