I don’t ever want to skydive. You can die while hurlting through the air from a plane towards the ground. It’s probably pretty easy to die when you’re doing that. You’ve seen how bugs splatter all over your windshield. Easy as that. Easier than wiping them off at the gas station, too.
If god wanted us to fly, we’d have wings instead of opposable thumbs. I don’t like to look a gift horse god in the mouth. One, it’s not polite and two, I’m down with the thumbs. You can thumbs up folks, you can bite your thumb at Capulets, you can pretend your thumb is someone’s nose and you pinched it off their face. Stuff like that.
But anyway, people keep wanting to throw themselves out of the sky for that dare-devil Point Break type of adrenaline rush.
LOOK AT HOW THIS LADY, LAVERNE, ALMOST DIED DOING THAT, THOUGH.
FUCK THAT SHIT.