Video Dump: Your Favorite Childhood Cartoons Completely Defiled

Before there were cable channels that ran cartoons 24 hours a day, there used to be a time that, as a kid, you would voluntarily jump out of bed early on a Saturday morning, raid the kitchen for your favorite sugary cereal and settle in for a couple hours of quality Saturday morning cartoons like He-Man and G.I. Joe. Well guess what? Those carefree days are here again only this time you may have to replace that bowl of cereal with a flask of whiskey.

Join us as we take a walk down memory lane with your favorite cartoons that’s ALMOST just like how you remembered them!

He-Man What’s Going on?

He-Man I’m Sexy and I know It

G.I. Joe, Pork Chop Sandwiches!

G.I. Joe, You Little Wankers!

X-Men, I’m the Juggernaut Bitch!