Video Dump: When Zombies Attack!

A couple years ago, zombies and zombie attacks were only seen in big Hollywood movies and Playstation games. But much to our surprise, we recently learned that one of them lives in Miami and he’s into “bath salts” and dining on homeless dudes’ faces. As it turns out, that’s all it really takes to get people in a panic about an imminent zombie uprising.

Always a trusted source for relevant news, TSJ doles out the much-needed information on what could possibly be mankind’s biggest enemy, which is certainly a nice break from our regular ol’ enemies, like wars, the recession, hunger, Gary Busey…

The most famous zombie ever…