THE FREUDIAN SLIP has happened to all of us and most of the time, it chooses to happen at the most inopportune time, like saying “boobs” instead of “books” during a business meeting or shaking hands with someone named Virginia and renaming them “Vagina.”
It was named after Sigmund Freud, not because he liked to wear sexy slips under his suit (although we wouldn’t put it past his kinky ass) but because it was he who theorized that this type of thing occurs when our subconscious is fucking with us. These Freudian slips of the tongue is really our secret wishes and desires interfering into our every day conversation with the Subway chick while she puts mayo on your five-dollar foot-long sandwich.
Regardless if these are just accidents or truly a peek into our perverted super-ego, as with everything else, it’s hilarious when it’s happening to someone else.
Here’s five Freudian slips we can all analyze… and by “analyze” we mean laugh and point at.