LET ME TELL YOU about the old days, kiddos. Pre- the Internet, when your movie ended and your VHS popped out, you couldn’t just stream some porn and call it a night. You were stuck watching I-N-F-O-M-E-R-C-I-A-L-S–long-winded, middle-of-the-night screen fillers.
Here are 5 hilarious relics.
Spray-in hair: The babes are back
Tajazzle: The sparkling surprise that only my lover gets to see
Join the Naval Reserve and get off drugs
Tiddy Bear… sounds like… yep
Poo Trap: No poops, no whoops