Video Dump: The 5 Best (Worst) Infomercials

LET ME TELL YOU about the old days, kiddos. Pre- the Internet, when your movie ended and your VHS popped out, you couldn’t just stream some porn and call it a night. You were stuck watching I-N-F-O-M-E-R-C-I-A-L-S–long-winded, middle-of-the-night screen fillers.

Here are 5 hilarious relics.

Spray-in hair: The babes are back

Tajazzle: The sparkling surprise that only my lover gets to see

Join the Naval Reserve and get off drugs

Tiddy Bear… sounds like… yep

Poo Trap: No poops, no whoops

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