The great thing about Nirvana is how naturally the song lyrics lend themselves to picking up chicks. “I don’t mean to stare, we don’t have to breed” — classic line, right?

Ever wish you could Nick Savoy your way into a lady’s life by waltzing up to one and saying something so surprisingly hilarious that she’s gotta give you her number?

Here’s a putz doing his best to make chiquitas — and us — laugh.

Check it.

WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE

NIRVANA LYRICS RANDOM PICKUPS

PROPOSING TO RANDOM GIRLS

1989 SONG LYRICS RANDOM PICKUPS