What’s the deal, Jah? Real talk from your Jehova’s Witness pals? Maybe. All’s we know is we stole it from comedian Mose Kasher’s Twitter because you need to see this.

Bonus: Any of you hard of hearing TSJ readers won’t need to turn up the volume on this one. What. (Extra bonus — can someone who speaks ASL give us the lowdown?)

Jehova’s Witnesses on Whacking Off