Video Dump: Jehova’s Witnesses Keep You Pure

What’s the deal, Jah? Real talk from your Jehova’s Witness pals? Maybe. All’s we know is we stole it from comedian Mose Kasher’s Twitter because you need to see this.

Bonus: Any of you hard of hearing TSJ readers won’t need to turn up the volume on this one. What. (Extra bonus — can someone who speaks ASL give us the lowdown?)

Jehova’s Witnesses on Whacking Off