A while back, we, the good people of TSJ Headquarters, brought you the hilarity that is ”Auto Correct Fails Reenacted.”

Today we bring you “Google Analytics, IRL.” You could call this a kind of a sequel, now couldn’t you. What we’ve collected for you is a buncha vids that show you what it sounds like when computers talk trash at you. And by talk trash we mean act as doggedly ignorant and unhelpful as they can.

Imagine if folks talked as dumb as comps?

Can’t picture it?

Wait. Watch these.

Laugh a little.

Google Analytics, IRL: Site Search

Google Analytics, IRL: Landing Page Optimization

Google Analytics, IRL: Online Checkout